Just asked a girl out...she responded and i'm afraid to open the message. What do?

>"Yes, Friday works for me :)
I FUCKING DID IT MATES.

Proud of you user

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i told ya
i told ya i tooold ya pussy ass nigga bitch ass to open the damn message but your pussy bitch nigga ass didn't listen right away
proud of u son

Thanks brother
>why didn't i listen to the master race nord in the first place

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FUCK NOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY I NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHERE TO TAKE HER

chokeslam that ass son

honestly don't even care about sex on the first date I just want kids at this point i'm willing to take it slow

Based, good luck brother

CALLING MY OLDER SISTER FOR ADVICE
thanks my leaf brethren

>I just want kids

wat

Nice have fun Leafbro.
We all gonna make it

Have fun

Go somewhere where it'll be easy to have a conversation, and where it can be cut short if it turns out to be a disaster. Maybe a quiet coffee shop or something. If everything in your town is close together, you can suggest a movie or some other activity when you finish coffee if you want to continue the date.

just so you know OP isn't a faggot and actually delivered.

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Gave her two options, wine bar or Italian restaurant (with bar area) so we don't have to have a full meal if things don't work out. Waiting on response...

Thanks Kraut bro!

yes i want kids idc about the degenerate hookup lifestyle
thanks my pasta fren

>that hairline
ON NO NONONONONON
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HER HEAD
BITCH LOOK LIKE E.T. IN A WIG

mate she's actually cute as hell light brown hair green eyes and thin. Not going to post full sized photos for obvious reasons.

Damn you. Why should you succeed when we all fail?

I did it and she literally told me she loves another man

a simply no would've worked

never give up user, this took me over a year and i'm very picky with women.
I have faith brother

Lol she enters a room at 10:00 and her hairline enters at 10:15

>parting your hair back = bad hair
absolute state

Post your reaction when you get ghosted on Friday

i'll make a bread if happens

you're da bomb!

she looks pretty cute. good work mate, now breed many babies with her

Tonight is for celebration

>this isn't a regular girl she's a 8+/10
>this picture
>a 8+/10

Some standards here are VERY ridiculous.

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>ask a girl out
>she says yes
>we to a coffee shop
>nice conversation
>she laughs a lot and I think shes peng

boys is it meant to be like this? Or did I just friendzone this broad? When does the lovely feeling come???

>boys is it meant to be like this?
yeah sort of
you're taking the long road, but it's still the road to losing virginity. keep up or change tactics

she;s cute af mate
yes i'm getting drank
>can tell what she looks like from a tiny pic
I have hope

>road to losing virginity
didn't happen at 15...............

>peng
what the fuck is this

did you walk the entire road, to begin with?

british virgin shitposting

aesthetically pleasing

im from london la

>>can tell what she looks like from a tiny pic

Trust me, this forehead and nose is not a 8+ (if you just go by looks).
But if you like her, it's no problem anyway. But kinda fun to see what different standards people have.

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fell for the tequila bait

>Trust me, this forehead and nose is not a 8+ (if you just go by looks).
But if you like her, it's no problem anyway. But kinda fun to see what different standards people have.

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NOT FAIR

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ive seen good looking girls with massive foreheads mate. Shes penger than 90% of slags I see.

my leaf brother your day will come

go outside broski

Where did you meet her?

Just because I post on a mongolian fishermans forum I'm still not a neckbeard frend. ;3

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>afraid to open the message
Are you me? The only time that doesn't happen for me is when I post here on Jow Forums (and sometimes it happens even here). How do you stop acting like this? Sometimes this shit can last weeks or even months. I hate myself for always doing this. It's literally happening right now with a girl a messaged yesterday (don't ask for it, it's unironically nothing interesting).

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but your arrogance and obnoxious attitude suggest otherwise.

Both of left are 8/10 for comparison purpose here.

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stop giving a shit, I mean completely be fearless.

Start doing shit thay youre afraid of and youll realise nothings too scary. You live in brazil of all places, you should be brave.

It's alright. The weak should fear the strong.
Some may confuse confidence and a personal opinion with arrogance mate.

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they're all gorgeous, you're just conceited

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheerleader_effect

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it extends beyond a personal opinion when you go out of your way to tell someone their opinion is wrong and yours is the only right one. it's pure arrogance.

PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

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2bh to me they are all 10/10 but I have very low standards

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Those jugs on the far left are massive. the one on the far right has perfect bobs.

>because i experience something, everyone else has to
you're an arsehole. nothing wrong with that but you should acknowledge that

>it extends beyond a personal opinion when you go out of your way to tell someone their opinion is wrong and yours is the only right one. it's pure arrogance.

But I did not? I told him if he judges her personality in I don't see a problem he judges her a 8+ (). Just because I say trust me doesn't mean that people can't see it differently - I know some will. But you are kinda stuck up just because I don't she's a 8/10 at all. Why do you bother? OP is gonna fuck her, not you. Time to put back the sword whiteknight.

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you did, don't bother sugarcoating what you posted.

>jus stop having anxiety bro xd
that doesn't help much

just b urself :^)

*hugs u*

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mates....it happened. Let the bread die. Idgaf
based

theres no other remedy my friend. Just fucking do it, youre a big boy now.

If you want something practical, do little things and build you way up. Anxiety is only a problem if its crippling you (fainting or panic attacks).

Okay, her last text says "thank you c:" (I wished her good luck on a thing). It can't be that bad I guess, but I'm not sure I'll be able to read the rest of her texts tonight

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*flakes on you*

Now let's hope Chad doesn't visit her before she meets you, you know, that one Chad she has casual sex with a few times every month

>If you want something practical, do little things and build you way up.
Kek I kinda just did that without even reading your post
>Anxiety is only a problem if its crippling you
I feel shortness of breath, heart palpitations and a lot of sweating all the time when talking to people (and when texting them too). Does that count?

get some help (not necessarily medication). Proud that you did the message though, keep it up.

My heart also races when I talk up girls, but I enjoy it.

The hard truth is that the reason I've never had a girlfriend is that my standards are too high. I want a physically attractive girlfriend even though I'm ugly as fuck. I could get a gf right now probably, but she would be hideous and obese as my looksmatch. I'd rather be alone than with somebody ugly, and that is why I am a bad person.

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>I feel shortness of breath, heart palpitations and a lot of sweating all the time when talking to people (and when texting them too)
get through all of it, keep going
exposure therapy and shit

>get some help (not necessarily medication
I was actually prescribed to take 50g of Zoloft every day by my psychiatrist (who didn't make any diagnosis). I don't feel any different though. He also directed me to a psychologist, and she was the one to suggested me to message this girl

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I get shortness of breath as well, it's really hard to speak through it
Also it only happens when I'm talking to a girl I like and only if it's 1 on 1, if we're with friend I can usually talk fine

I know that feel, though in my case it's been so long since my last intimate relation of any sort, so the "I could get a gf right now" probably isn't true anymore as I've surely become socially handicapped to an extent that is no longer fixable.

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For me it happens when talking with literally everyone except my parents and my sister (who live with me). I guess some anxiety when talking to girls is normal, but what I have isn't. I also having no problem being around people or speaking in public, it's when people start personally talking to me that shit gets real. The opposite of what it's like for you, it seems.

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>open the message.
OPEN BOB

>dat pic
>8+/10

OP's a faggot.