/brit/ america the great satan edition
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*yanks*
britain cries out for socialism
half want to actually get therapy and talk over my antipodal pathologies but also fully understand that's going to be the stupidest fucking thing they've ever heard
THIRTY POSTS EARLY
YOU TOTAL FUCKING IDIOT
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WAIT TO 310 YOU FUCKING MORON
YOU CRETIN
YOU'RE A FUCKHEAD
THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE
A FUCKING SHITHEAD
so lonely
What’s with the recent milf obsession /brit/bros?
Josie is angry again
for me, columbian teachers
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yeh same
it's boring as fuck here mate, I wouldn't get too upset over it
I'm glad I was born here and all, it's a lovely country but the grass is always greener on the other side
I've spent about 1 month of my life outside of NZ and most of that was in Australia, I'm itching to go abroad
It was a joke Mark...
Fight and die for Israel
Mate I’ve just wanked, tone down the milfs
having fun in the park x
got a therapist after a mental break and he ended up trying to convince my family to sign me over and pump me full of chemicals until one worked
really hate shrinks lamao
No matter your colour, no matter your creed, YOU are welcome in Australia
I implore you (unironically) to encourage all your non-white mates to move to Australia, a land of immigration
Aren't we all a little bit of God really?
the stench of old cum and the inches of dried skin piled on the floor has motivated me to finally clean my room
Everyone but the Irish, I think
this looks EXACTLY like someone I know, his name isn't David by any chance?
ruuuunt gaaaang
this
literally struck fucking gold lads. I don't know what got into me but I talked to the chinese TA I had last semester in the gym. she has massive chebs and an amazingly round arse. apparently she remembered me and we talked for half an hour straight about random shit in the middle of the gym. texting her later
does cum smell?
God Save the King!
SCUUUUUM gang
belly is making all squelching and squeaking noises
Vile little commie is SEETHING
Any good albums out recently?
flamingo by kero kero bonito
it's boring here too in most areas. The advantage of NZ's boring (and Australia's not-exactly-boring-but-not-well-understood) is that they're actually kind of interesting and novel to foreigners, whereas England has a long and well known history, much of it not particularly appreciated by the people on the other side of it. There's a reason NZ'ers have a generally good reputation abroad whereas the most charitable stereotype of an Englishman abroad is of a drunken vandal.
The flip side of that - and maybe it's just the grass being greener again - is that Australia and New Zealand seem to have a future. It might not be the best future, or the future you'd desire, but it's a future. For England, and Britain as a whole, the entirety of post-WW1 history can be surmised "and then, things got worse."
though really what underlies it is that i never had a choice and still don't have a choice. Can never change where you were born. (Except maybe if you were born on a boat I should look that up.)
Everyone else get that text saying the queen just died
>the great satan
apologize
Women have been ruined and men are realizing it. There's almost nothing to be gained from a relationship with a woman now.
bristol was a mistake
very badly if you have a huge stock of it over a long period of time
Bristol is good for raves and skins
if you're unironically a mutt fuck off
about time, bucko
Imagine how grim it must be coming from Belgium
Would rather be Scottish.
fuck off nigger
now josie is dropping the redpills on the vaginal jew
>hating half of the country's population
howling
Bristol is the La of the UK
Undebateable
quickly turning into a normie lads
soon i'll be too normie for /brit/
>Would rather be Scottish.
let's not say things we'll later regret
jesus, is 2-3 weeks long? Jizzed on my floor a few times
found a mold colony on a spoon of old yogurt.
completely understandable to do so
now fuck off back to mexico
ITS OFTEN SAID
I SHOULD GET SOME GIRLY HOBBIES INSTEAD
BUT THAT THOUGHT FILLS ME WITH DREAD
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used to jizz in my underwear and never changed my underwear
must have smelled like a fish factory unless generic body-odor covered it
>completely understandable to do so
It's not American
some of it here is easily a month old. LOTS of old cum socks around too
don't care what it is. fuck off nig
maybe you can never be from nz but you can give your children the nz native status you never had
I once read that the best way to benefit the world is to be the person you needed
I think you and I both would've preferred our parents to have emigrated to nz, and maybe our ambition should therefore be to become that parent
Do you think Owen Jones understands what fascism is?
YOU WAKE UP LATE FOR SCHOOL MAN YOU DONT WANNA GO
Change your flag, you traitor
/brit/ is a normie general
fascism is communism for edgelords
I'd fascistly overthrow the democratic norms of Jones' boihole if you know what I mean
Most people think Hitler was a fascist so no, I doubt he does.
>un-American
America is a WASP country that only allowed European immigration
fuck off
i went from neet for 8 years to normie with a job and gf within 6 months
by next year i'll be a turbonormie
Fascinating, could you take this to /cum/? Thanks.
most people are still social retards here, they just try though and get on the pingers
find it weird how people here don't believe they can be new zealanders or australians without being born there yet within VERY recent times Australian prime ministers have been UK born (Julia Gillard)
although she moved over when she was 5 so yeah, going to school there is probably more important than being born there. :^)
>Most people think Hitler was a fascist so no,
he was
No
suck my caucasian cock dave
tones was born in the uk too lad
uncovered an old pair of shit stained panties with cum stains on them. a spider crawled out from underneath, nearly lost my life.
gone and done something bad again lads
America had basically open doors (except to chinks) until like the 1930s
>he was
It was 90% white and was designed to stay that way until 1965
Chairwoman: *is sitting*
Donald: You're in my spot
Abbott was a Brit too right
crazy how desperate the 56%ers get in trying to prove their country's white heritage
Gang Green - the rot out of my arshole
>come to /brit/
>talk about america
interesting creatures those yanks
it wasn't designed to stay that way though
you basically just hoped no niggers or spics would come in, there were no hard rules against them.
hand yourself in at the local cop shop for the good of society
alri
Why are Americans so brown?
Literally everyone hates this man and yet he can't stop winning
What a fucking G_D
dont know what to do lads
been a neet for years, have no friends and am desperately lonely, cant socialise, have a ton of mental health problems cant even think properly, like serious fucking degeneration of my mind and mental health but any psychiatrist i go to doesn't seem to care despite how hard i try to impress on them the seriousness of the situation
im fucking ugly and incredibly mentally ill and my life is shit and its never going to get better
just wish i had friends or was worthy of having friends and haven't been so lonely for so long
think i should just kill myself must have no shame that i havent yet
>come to /brit/
>talk about americans
barely anyone knows what real fascism is
not a single pixel
still wank to old britney pics tbqh
>An estimated quarter of those British migrants returned to the UK within the qualifying period, however, half of these—the so-called "Boomerang Poms"—returned to Australia
>Boomerang Poms