What's your favourite Centroamerican country?

Gee I don't know, maybe I'd rather not go to a hellhole filled with partygoers and run by drug lords that make isis look tame

Guatemala

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Nicaragua

Panama, and it is coincidentally my favorite one too, but not for that reason

YOUR MOM

>tfw you will never live in a comfy Honduran charter city

newrepublic.com/article/120559/ive-seen-sorts-horrific-things-time-none-detrimental-country-this

Is this well-known there?

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#based
#redpilled
#savage
#epic
#ancapistan
#/b/ros

I said not for that reason, edgelord

Mexico
Central America is Mexican territory

this sounds like an amerifat fanfic, no one over here knows anything about that

mejico

even if this was true, thats kinda like being scared of the US because you might get 9/11'd
i only see this mentioned on Jow Forums tbqh

he's probably a poorfag that gets his international information from self-hating third-worlders on Jow Forums
mexico has the best beaches, museums, unique cultures (at least some amerindian cultures and monuments were preserved during colonial times), and food of any other country in Latin America
>inb4 argentina
nothing there is unique to the region as much as the other "developed" nations of Latin America
although it is probably the one of the top latin american countries to live in, you might as well go to Europe to see the real thing if you're just visiting

Not even Mexico is controlled by the mexican goverment.

hail el chapo

wrong.

Pedro you've lost like a hudred politicians since your election started. I've got some bad news for you.

I consider them all the same thing.

Guatemala because of these mad cunts

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaibiles

Costa Rica.

Man I don't want to go to the US, I don't want to get involved in a mass shooting.

Costa Rica > Panama > Guatamala > Nicaragua > El Salvador > Honduras > Belize

>Let me tell you about your country

Juan, you've lost like 100 children in school shootings in the past 6 months. I've got some bad news for you.

This

Panama.

We are South American. So it would be.
Costa Rica>>Guatemala (Belize is part of Guatemala)>El Salvador>>Nicaragua>>>Honduras

Panama and I don't even really know why, other than the canal is cool.

Maybe you would like the traditional attire?

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Delet this

Preciosa

all of them are smaller versions of Guatemala, and Guatemala is like the 2% of Mexico, and Mexico is like the 10% of USA

literally 60 people died in Las Vegas and no one even remembers
they were all country music fans (white) too lmao
I even forgot about that shit, its really depressing

We love you as long you don't talk shit about us like we wouldn't find out

>South America
Venezuela plz leave our country
Get Bolivar's dream somewhere else

That's not even the formal "pollera de gala"

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Guatemala because of Tikal, but Costa Rica has amazing jungle and birds........and Ticas

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South Belize

Central America is basically Mexico up until Panama. Panama is basically Colombia. Central America shouldn’t exist.

Honduras and El Salvador because of the cool names, Guatemala because of the cool Mayan architecture, Panama's okay too

Costa rica is basically colombia, they are probably more similar to us than Panama. We both are descended from a mix of spaniards and natives of the same tribe (chibchan speaking peoples), while mexico along with the rest of central americans have mayans who are completely different.

We both have the same accent except for the letter R, almost exact same admixture (see what this user posted ), we both have a strong cofee and beans culture, we lie on the same latitude and live in mountainous terrain so the weather is exactly the same and our landscapes are damn similar too.

Central America is Mexico down to nicaragua, (nicaragua is actually the place where mexican and colombian influences converge), while Panama and Costa Rica are Lite and in some ways even improved versions of Colombia