Conscription general

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Conscription makes people gay...

we have conscription
it's just not used atm :)

true

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I'm gonna dodge my country's conscription and there's nothing you can do about it

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>tfw did not do conscription
feels good man

2/17 kotiutuu tänään aamuja

>mfw dodged conscription
Fug yeah Im lazy as fuck

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North korea?

I have c-papers :3

What is up my conscript friends?

/GebirgsJäger/ (Alpine Hunter) here

If you didn't serve in the special forces, you were bunch of no good niggers.

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Kaartinjääkäri Kaupunkijääkäri here (Guard Jaeger (president's personal bodyguard regiment) urbanjaeger)!

What do you do there? Follow the president around our just guard the building he's in?

We guarded the building he was in, there is a platoon of 18 people with him for a week at a time, then the new platoon takes over.

Other time we train.

Oh right, how long where the shifts you had to do? I don't know how long the shifts for our Embassy guards are, but the ones guarding the barracks always had a 24 hour shift (2 - 4 people)

If someone wanted to kill Niinisto, how should they go about it?

4h, then 14h rest.
Of course, if there was need for larger escort, the rest and/or guard time could change.

What conscript can be compared to professional cold blooded professional?

I don't know. Maybe stab or shoot him when he goes for a beer in the close karaoke pub or when he walks the dog in Kruununhaka district.

Do I have to post the winter war stats again? No but seriously our conscripts train longer than us marines before they are shipped into middle east.

Nylands Brigad 2/18

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Oh that's pretty /comfy/

gay navy go home.

Hello. I voluntarily joined our military for the gibs. AMA

>yay my country practices slavery!
What a thing to be happy about.

How does it feel to belong to the armed force of absolute mad dictator?

Weak

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I got out three years ago

>tfw conscripted
>tfw have to wait TWO more years to lose my virginity to a cock
Conscription is shit, admit it!!

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Jäger Brigade Karelia 2/10

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Armies should be abolished, especially the conscripted ones.
We need more PMCs

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Can you dodge military by doing civil service in your country?
I'm doing 1,5 year of civil service which is basically just working.

Yes, but it's for vässykkä's

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nah no need to lie every time

I wish we still went to the Middle East my homie.

>winter war stats
You only prove my point. Your army was under control of professionals like Mannergheim who was a a general back in Tsar times already while red army was made up by people who were peasants yesterday and just learnt how to read and they were lead by the same peasants just more lucky ones.

Jägerbataillon 6

>winter war stats

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yea sure but that's for pussies, men go to the army and real men go to the officer training

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Nothing is stopping you from moving out of here and terminating your Finnish citizenship. You don't belong here and we don't want to you here.

idk what your point with that is

Tämä

t. assburger neckbeard jonne sitting in front of his pc and posting stupid anime pictures

god i wish we had conscription

Zivildianscht KEK

Countries that never won a single war shouldn't boast about their military.

I'd like to move out of this draconian shithole, but alas, places like America aren't interested in white immigrants.

:)

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Come to Japan lad, the love funland people.

I don't think throwing men until the enemy runs out of bullets its a strategy to be proud of

日本語が話せるけど、日本はフィンランドよりもっと悪いと思う。
They have even worse gun laws, restricted free speech, and absolutely fucking retarded work ethic.

and finns lost 80-90 k against unequipped khohols ped by retards
whats your point?

I don't think that inventing myths to save face after you lost a war is a strategy to be proud of.

thats a german thing

25,904 dead or missing[15]
43,557 wounded[16]
800–1,100 captured[17]
20–30 tanks
62 aircraft[18]

70,000 total casualties

vs.

126,875–167,976 dead or missing[19][20][21]
188,671–207,538 wounded[19][20]
5,572 captured[22]
1,200–3,543 tanks[23][24][25]
261–515 aircraft[25][26]

321,000–381,000 total casualties

Which country do you think won, the one that failed in its attempt of annexing the other or the one that succeeded in defending itself against the other?

But i thought you want to avoid the conscript?

Read this, retard -

>Thousands of tanks, aircraft and artillery
>10 times the manpower
>Enemy only has ww1 tier infantry weapons
>unequipped
Russians keep telling themselves this

>believing finnish sources
its almost like believing shitstonian sources

I've done my state mandated forced labour. And I don't want to move from one shithole to another.

>90% of equipment is german and american
>we won against sobiet union on our own guiz
*loses*

You literally lost territory. And Russia literally gained territory. That means Russia won.

If we're going by the K/D ratio, in Vietnam we lost 40,000 over 20 years and killed over 3,000,000. Such a feat hasn't been seen since Alexander the Great at the Battle of Gaugamela.

If you continue this argument you Euros lose the right to shitpost Vietnam.

You defensive right away, just fucking own it
Its a German thing as well

>USSR sources under Stalin are more reliable than the consesus of respected international historians

what about it?

Please show us the real stats then.


theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/feb/05/vladimir-putin-yalta-ukraine-crimea-historical-narrative
economist.com/node/10102921

>American
We received none, unlike the USSR that would have lost WW2 without lend lease
>German
Only after the winter war

>you lost territory which means that you lost

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unironically yes
ww2 shows that when in soviet union tank losing his track was considered loss and in germany almost destroyed but captured back tank was considered "damaged"

>in Vietnam we lost 40,000

60000 actually if you count only US without South Vietnam and other allies.

wew

Oh you're right my bad.

But that's wrong.

We have just gotten conscription again

Hello

>2018
>Living in a place with backwards practices

ril mem go army,, its man's responsipily go army,,,,,

Are you able to breathe

waddap, lads

But that's what you're dying, why you came sperging here

Tere, bro!
Mis uudist?

how you got it?? Wanted to get mine, but then I went to army and it's a circus, so I quited and told them i'm going civil

Literally wasting taxing money. No one cares to do anything with that retarded looking old fart who has a massive daughter issues( fucking a woman who's literally younger than his own kids) He's irrelevant figure head.

>be conscript
>shoot 3 bullets during year of conscription
>spend rest of the time marching and getting robbed by sergeant
>paint grass in breaks

Oh lets ignore the part where
>Finns giveaway the biggest most resourceful region in our country
>millions of war reparations, military
armements
>The unethical betrayal of German men who came to Finland's help, but when German lost, they turned on them, killed some and handed the rest to Soviets


If betrayal was a human, his name would be fucking Pekka Suomalainen

>Belarus

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ok lads what division have you been in military?

army, infantry division for me
vanilla as shit

Military Police -> Infantry, M203 Grenadier -> 120mm Mortarman

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But it's true, lol.

Wow you got military training for 4 months. Finnish conscripts are such heroes.

Tenks. T-80UD gunner.
T-80s are sexy.

>this is what westerners actually believe in

Air force, admin clerk
t. typing this from the office

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Army, Mechanized infantry, Guard Jaeger, Urban Jaeger, APC-commander.

AKA, I was in special unit, who specialize in defense of Helsinki and urban warfare and anti special force repelling.

12 months nigger.

t. 1/12 362 glory days

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Alpine Hunter

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