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Maybe you'll pick up girls like me one day placer, if you ever become a chad

>placer
>chad
>ever

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cant import the yuro models, unfortunately

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GOTTA LET IT OUT
GOTTA LET IT OUT

GOTTA LET IT OUT
GOTTA LET IT OUUUUUUUUUUUT

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>nonwhites talk constant shit about European imperialism
>brag about doing the same shit

me as the first man sweeping up

It's yours a pre import ban model?
I had to settle for a Mexican model, she stopped working after two months and just get her away, might look for some pre ban gfs.

im so fucking hungry

had to sneak her through by greasing some palms at the gat

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What do you have available? I'll tell you what you can make with it.

EDO TENSEI

nothing, its all crap man. I just need fucking money....

Y'all niggas ever sleep naked

Rip leafman

Reeeeee im hungryyyyyyy

Literally all in here

um no sweaty

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brits

so this...
is the power...
of japanese art......

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ching chong gimme the opium bong

...whoa

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>Japanese art sucks compared to the we-

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Wew

really wish I hadnt seen that

No... it cant be... it's not even their final form..

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Literally neckbeard fanservice

>Literally neckbeard fanservice

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we need to boost funding for the yuri anime industry

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Mad

bitch niggas

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youtu.be/YdFEHcVj7IQ

gave me a boner ngl

>started drinking again
>hallucinated that i was back at work
>still believe im at work

Name of the Netherlands painter?

I-is that Boogie?

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i dont know ghow to post

kanker zwarte

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>tfw drinkin chrry
>cant tell if im vomiting blood
grim

I haven't jerked off in almost a whole week and now I really really want a gf. I had a dream (non sexual) about a girl I liked in high school, it reawakened some feelings I forgot I ever had.

Due to a weird scheduling issue there's a freshman level class I have to take next semester as a junior. I'm going to find a cute freshman gf.

took a drug
hope i dont die

>sticking your dick in the vaginal jurisprudence
>ever
Enjoy your lawsuit

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turns out i was vomitng blood the whole time
maybe i should call an ambulance....

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Probably should stop

well i dont believe im at work again
dont want to call the ambulance because of the cost and also how would i get home

ocughing up brown stuff not sure what it is
probably not good

>tfw want to sleep but afraid of choking on vomit
solution:make self throw up
also im afraid of entering delerium tremens

How are going to know when calgary dies?

FUCKING FINALLY
got rid of my hiccups
all it took was repeated vomiting

cessation of shitposting

this is probably the least worst vomit i did

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also wtf i thought it was wednesay....

oh
i guess i drank an entire 40 and an entire 60, along with a 15 pack
i guess that explains it

Remember life gets better when you become a NEET

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I haven't puked since 6th grade

one time i threw up in school all over the desk
i hope i dont descend in delerium tremens

Fucking losers

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4chanx and extra flags arent working so im 100% anonymous now

disable adblock
or go to the general on int to find out how to add the exception

wtf is gook moot behind this

no its the jews
QUESTION
should i finish the cider? dont want to cause im afaid of hiccups
but fuck it yolo

yes

My daughter married a black man and I am happy to become more diverse

manchester that is not what you should be saying

fuck off nigger lover

i love what alcohol does to me, race war soon

how do u kno what i should be saying ur drunk

finish it up fatty

i took one sip im afraid to take more
BUT
just cause youre ejncouraging me

how am i supposed to fill all this free time? i'm so bored

CHUG it

i took one more sip and im pretty sure that if i chug it my hiccups will come back and ill ahve to go to the hospital

if you're bored then you're boring.

I didn't even discover how much I loved learning and doing new things until after I graduated and had about a year of nothing to do.

is that how canadians deal with hiccups

no just that i feel ill alreayd due to heavy alcohol abuse i kinda am curious about my BAC though considering how much i have consumed

the worst part is that you cant lay down when you drink too much because it throws off your equilibrium and it will make you puke

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
thats why im sitting
fuck you ii cant stop drinking now
the worst part is i dont hae much cider left and what will i do when i run out

take some xanax

eat a dick you cant blame me for u being an alcoholic

dont take any form of pills because that is how you make sure to die an early death

i took soem clonazepam at around 4am (0.5mg...)

wow rude

put vicks vapor on my wart and it basically genocided it without killing the skin

sometimes wives tales are GOOD

ahem its vicks "vapo" rub not vapor you fuck

>tfw have no idea how i got to the liquor store when i went
>hope i didnt drive but probably did
hope my hiccups dont come back

actually theres no space between vapo and rub so we're both wrong and kind of right

deadly hiccups

hmmm what a shitty name

afraid to go look at my car, hope i was in the "drunk savant" mode and didnt damage it
already smashed it up while loaded, that was quite a story, lucky i didnt get the cops called

id honestly call the cops on u if i knew u were drunk driving thats something im not okay with

This girl keeps tormenting me with her ways

>fucking someones life over
>no way to redeem yourself
yeah way to ruin someones life just cause they drank and then drove
its ok i dont want a passport anyway

i refuse to believe you didnt make that post ironically

im sorry i just find irreversible consequences extreme