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I hate niggers. I mean Irish. Wait, what's the difference?
>another American idiot falls for the br*t propaganda against us
How prevalent is irish language in Ireland? I've heard that in some rural areas there are still native speakers, but what about cities? Is it used in governmental documents?
We learn it from a young age but most of us never really use it after school outside of those particular rural areas. It's a shame, if it was taught better in schools then it would be used much more in daily life. I think it is used sometimes in government documents.
Really a shame. But, I guess, anglo influence is just too strong.
All official government documents are required to be printed in both Irish and English, if memory serves. Ireland is at least de jure bilingual, if not de facto.
That said, there's been a push in recent years for developing people's conversational Irish so we'll see what happens in the next 5 or so years.
I speak Irish with my brother
Wheel of Time is BAD
Finally got a working Wii U game again, any good games for it that haven't already been ported to Switch? I've got Smash Bros and might get Mario Maker.
>a working Wii U game
Not sure how I ended up accidentally putting "game" in there. Should have some more tea to wake up a bit more.
Good speech Putin
Russia-Sweden final screen cap this
So what do you guys say to each other apart from "pog mo thoin" and such?
Dead thread.
Anime for the anime quota!
In other news, English royal visits the second most British county in Ireland. More at 9.
>English royal visits the second most British county in Ireland
Wicklow?
>Wicklow?
Literally where desu.
Did you mean Kildare then?
>Kildare
Colder.
Dunno, what do you say to your siblings?
Wonderful 101, Pikmin 3 and Xenoblade X.
>Warm welcome in Cork for Prince of Wales and wife Camilla
Explain yourself """""""""""""rebels""""""""""""".
Oh did I spoil the guessing game?
Nah, fear not. Doesn't look like it was going anywhere.
Lads do any of ye know any reverse lookup sites for phone numbers? And I don't mean shit ones where it just tells ya what you already know from the area code
>reverse lookup sites for phone numbers
Nope. Why would you need such a thing, innocent law-abiding user?
You getting weird calls from London too?
Mind your own beeswax pig. [spoiler] I wanna find out was ringing me without ringing back lad, not that hard to guess [/spoiler]
Is there even a proper yellow pages website?
Have any Irishmen ever been scammed via phone calls?
Nah man we're too wide for that shite
>too wide for that shite
Are you calling us fat?
>ever been scammed via phone calls
Nope. How is your lady friend?
>beeswax
Rude, guess we just won't talk anymore...
No? Are you a fucking yank or have you never been outside?
Never heard of the word "wide" being used for anything other than it's original meaning. Is it Dub slang?
>How is your lady friend?
Not sure how this ties into our conversation dear Irish friend, but she's fine (more or less)
How are you?
Weekend soon?
This some sort of figurative speaking I don't quite understand?
>Not sure how this ties into our conversation
Was just inquiring as we hadn't talked in a while.
>How are you?
Tired. How bout you?
>Weekend soon?
Can't wait! Should be greatly mediocre.
>going outside
Support Laois
>mfw they don't know what wide means
Lads wtf
It means like you know something
E.g. "are ya wide for yer man he's supposed to be a right cunt altogether"
Or it means smart sometimes aswell
E.g. in my original post saying we're "too wide for that shite" means we know not to fall for the scams
Did someone say wide?
Are you sure it's not Dub slang?
Have never heard this before. Must be a regional dialect.
>Laois
Literally where.
>foreign anti-abortion propaganda
Thought the government stamped this out, what gives.
I don't support meme counties.
>Should be greatly mediocre.
What mediocre things have you planned?
>Tired. How bout you?
Same same desu, looking forward to the weekend
I'm sure lad, not even a dub
You can’t speak Irish
Is there much point for doing one year level 5 college courses?
>not even a dub
Neither does anybody in Laois.
If it was a dub thing surely we would have heard it from other dubs/ had to put up with obnoxious lads on RTÉ saying it.
>obnoxious lads on RTÉ
Any ones in particular?
What are ya doing this weekend, lad
>What mediocre things have you planned?
The most mediocre of all the things, absolutely nothing!
Or perhaps I do have something...
Wasn't the mayor of Portlaoise a black?
Heading to Germany desu
You still going to be here next weekend?
>Or perhaps I do have something...
Don't be so secretive desu
Woah I'm seeing double here, four Luxes.
I’m going to be here for several months
You live in town I suppose?
Who do we support in the world cup? Iceland?
Nobody.
Waterford.
Japan ^_^
Is there anything outside this town? There’s barely anything in it.
Hope you enjoy your "stay"
Hear me out /éire/, I have an idea for a vidya.
Open world miniaturized map of Ireland, Witcher like set up. Story comes from the best bits of Irish mythology or the early, early rebellions against invasions, even though they're disconnected chronologically. Think Cú Chulainn lore in Ulster, Vikings on the coast of Leinster, ect. Give each province it's own subplot but have an overaching story.
Here's the twist: it's all in Gaeilge. Everything is in Irish by default, even voice acting, subtitles and menus can be changed into other languages.
You should have more national pride.
Saving it up for next weekend desu
Give us a fucking FPS during the Rising, War of Independence, Civil War, or The Troubles first. Don't care how bad it is if I get to play as the RA. Not a single game like it out there.
Get this basic shit done that we should have before we go at mad stuff
Sounds good. Too bad such a thing will never be made though.
>The Troubles
A map in CS:GO might be a good start.
But people would be angry for portraying the Brits as the terrorists they were
>Brits as the terrorists
Clever desu.
G-god save the queen.
Am I doing this right?
Who would be offended besides the English?
West Brits.
Everyone that has fallen for the Anglo propaganda ( the States, all the Cuckwealth countries, etc.)
Gas the d*bliners
>Everything is in Irish by default, even voice acting, subtitles and menus can be changed into other languages.
Keep the Irish voice acting and just add subtitles for other languages. I do like your idea though, as it would help encourage Irish people to learn their language. Irish people are lazy when it comes to cognitive effort which is why they don't bother with a proper attempt at learning the language when taught it in school. This is despite our nationalism, but we account for this cognitive dissonance by reducing the concept of Irishness to being about trivial things such as what brands of tea you drink instead of things of actual substance like knowing our language which is central to any culture. If we had more easy to consume media such as computer games but in the Irish language then this would encourage interest in it as playing games isn't cognitively depleting
>believes it's okay to murder children because he can't see them
Dubliners are the only real Irish left. The 'boggers' all died or emigrated during the Famine. What's left is just Proddie landowners and other Englel people.
Dublin is the home of the Irish people. Howth is the jewel in the crown. The sceptre beside the throne.
And who lives in that throne room? You all know. For he is intangible yet still perceptible. He speaks and the whole world hears. He makes millions on crypto. He is who we all want to be.
Honestly, the government needs to subsidize shit like this. Irish is never going to be on the same level of use as English at this point, but even if every Irish kid is put into a Gaelscoil when they're young, first language Irish is going to lose it's weak grip on the Atlantic coast and then it'll be truly dead because everyone learns how to recite An Spailpín Fánach but no one will remember how to do daily life.
Reminder that we will never have truly achieved freedom from the Anglo til every man woman and child on this island speaks Gaeilge
>Dublin is the home of the Irish people
>this is what Howth actually believes
English is so much better, honest. The only real decent offering brought by Britain to your shores
>implying that will EVER happen in a globalised world
>expecting Umbongo from Nigeria to give a fuck about the Irish language
My God, Sinn Fein cunts should be tortured to death. Not just killed, but literally killed in such a way that they writhe around in pain before death.
>tehehehehehe Ireland is Irish even if there are no Irish
>blacks will totally learn Irish and become just as Irish as you or me
>teheheheheheheheheheehehehehe being Irish is nothing more than a passport
>those scum up north will never be Irish, but Umbongo who got off a plane last week is 100%, bigot
Neck yourself, britboi.
Even were I an irishman it'd be easy to come to that conclusion, the celtic language is a mess.
>the celtic language
wdhmbt?
Seriously hope you get raped and butchered by the syrians over there. Why do you still come back to this thread? Nobody likes you, not even the anime posters, and they're friendly to everyone
>nobody likes you1!!!
That's the most hilarious response I have heard. What a fucking 5 year old mindset. What a fag. Consider ending yourself. Loads of people like me anyway. I am amazing.
oh you know, that unpronounceable mush of languages that falls under that tribal people
Where's that stone-faced cunt Oliver? Still trying to find his personality? Still trying to get a better job than that shite one for minimum wage?
Nearly as bad as Ellen at this stage. The absolute slew of ya m8. I'd box them teeth out of your rectangular head you pussy. I know lots about you. Don't make me expose you.
Wish I could stay up a bit later talking to you guys, but I've got a meeting tomorrow with my accountant. Crypto millions don't look after themselves, lads.
I wish you the best. You can go back to being steaming mad at me and talking about LE GAYMES and anime like 12-year-olds. Your parents are well proud. Sitting in your bedrooms with your little anime figurines. Amazing lives.
Hope Ellen is doing alright in his little bedsit, with his minimum wage job, having being kicked out of his home by one of his parents (they're divorced because they're degenerates).
Hope Jewniper is alright after having gone to the doctor. Hope Oliver gets a better job. Bang of failure off you lads.
Even Trinity, who is a complete mangina faggot, has a better life than you all. That's got to sting.
Will be puttting on my blue suede shoes tomorrow, happy I never have to work again, and just get to visit my account and be successful.
PUTTING ON MY BLUE SUEDE SHOES, MARCHING OVER YOUR HEADS/
KING OF IRELAND. KING OF HOWTH. A REAL MAN.
A real monkey, more like.
Howth BTFO everyone again. How will they respond?
Are you racist?
Yes. Unashamedly so. Why is racism a bad thing?
Why is it a good thing?
I asked first.