I just fixed Europe

I just fixed Europe

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Fuck off

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>Poland still exist
>"I just fixed Europe"

I love the idea of this game so much, but I can't just get into it. I tried several times.

It's hard only for first few years, later you just declare wars and blob up. Try it.

Ye, g*rmany don't exist, so it's fixed.

desu as long as France, Sweden and the Ottomans don't sperg out constantly I wouldn't really care whether there was a unified German state (so long as there's no infighting in Germany)

>later you just declare wars and blob up.
that is why eu 4 is so fucking boring, middle and late game is boring as shit. you are so powerful that nobody can beat you. also the ai is dumb as hell, wasting manpower and money like it's nothing. i always see how the ai is destroying his country like that and they are to dumb to handle rebels.

NOPE

But Paracuck has monopoly for this kind of games and there won't be any competition in the nearest future, so you better shut the fuck up and buy the upcomming DLC only for 19.99$

paracuck should just fix the major problems of the game instead of producing nonstop problems with the fucking overpriced dlc's where you get nothing for your money. one of the major problems is the ai of eu4, but they ignore this nonstop for years.

>later you just declare wars and blob up
That's the problem with the game. The games are too predictable, everything that could possibly happen doesn;t do any damage. As long as your IQ is above 50 you'll be able to maintain your state in such a condition that nothing will ever harm you. As the German pointed out, you can become the sole superpower within 100 years and then there is literally nothing to do. This is why Civilization games will always be superior to EU. Paradox's map painiting autism sims are barely even videogames.

>buying paradox games and dlcs
ishygddt

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This makes me very very angry

VERY good thread

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*snap*
this one's going in the old memes compilation

>Venice at its peak
HNGGG

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mein aryan bruder...

Ck2 and v2 are MUCH better. Only problem is v2 is short, and things can get a bit repetitive.

Got the 'Definetely Sultan of Rum' achievement as Ottomans, its around 1600 and I'm bored as hell already.
I'm thinking of playing either Kazan, Genoa or Brandenburg but which one?
(haven't done LolPrussiaSpaceMarines run yet.)

Kazan is a challenging one.

...

>Kievan Rus
>Get's MONGOL'd
>Ruthenian duke sells his lands to Poland, before the rest is conquered by Mongols
>Mongol lands are conwured by Lithuanians
>Fast forward to XVII century
>At this point Ukraine belongs to the Commonwealth, and Ruthenian nobility is fully polonised
>Ukraine is populated by Cossaks - crazy rednecks who descend from Polish/Russian runaway bandits
>Poland forms a "register" of Cossaks - a list of them who are taken to fight against Ottomans and get money from it
>Because Poland had lately peaceful relations with Ottomans, and because nobles didn't like king having powerful army, Cossack register must be reduced
>Cossacks are mad, because they won't get money
>In 1648 they rebel, led by Bohdan Kmielnitsky, who leads the rebellion, because he's mad he got cucked by a Polish noble
>Rebellion is succesfull at start, Cossacks even reach Zamosc
>After defeat at Berestechko in 1651, Cossacks sign a truce
>In 1654, Khmielnitsky gets a wonderful idea
>Let's ask tsar of Russia for help, what bad could happen
>Russians take part of Polish Ukraine, supressing Cossaks even more than Poles
>Fast forward to 1768
>Russian agents provoke another Cossack uprising in the dying Commonwealth, Koliyivshchyna
>Cossacks take the bait, go around slaughtering civilians (not the last time in history), eventually get btfo by Poles and Russians
>Fast forward to 1918
>At this point Ukrainians and Poles live under German and Austrian occupation
>Austrians support the birth of Ukrainian nationalism, wanting easy rule over equal numbers of Poles and Ukrainians
>But this is 1918, countries get their independence
>Poles and Ukrainians fight for Lviv, a city with Polish majority
>Ukrainian elite Sich riflemen get defeated by Polish underage students
>But then Bolsheviks arrive
>Ukrainians under Petlura side with Poles against communist threat
>After Polish-Bolshevik war tho, Ukraine loses independence
tbc

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>Ukrainians in interwar Poland don't have it that bad, but they love to complain
>Meanwhile in Soviet Russia, Ukrainians can't complain
>Not because they're fine tho, their either dead from Holodomor, killed by Cheka/NKVD, or alive, but not allowed to talk
>1939 happens
>Polish Ukrainians, thinking how horrible was inability to learn Ukrainian at school, welcome Soviets as liberators
>1941 happens
>After learning that Soviets are not so great authorities, Polish Ukrainians welcome Nazi Germans as liberators
>At first Germans don't give a shit what Ukrainians think, but soon, they find in them a good material for cannon fodder
>They support Ukrainian partisans against hostile Poles
>In 1943 Ukrainian organisations OUN and UPA organise the ethnic cleansing of Vohlynia region
>Ukrainians rape, drown, burn alive, quarter, behead tens of thousands Polish women and children
>Polish resistance answers
>There is an all-out war between Polish and Ukrainian partisans
>Eternal kraut laughs in the distance
>But then the Soviets arrived
>They destroy everyone - Nazi Germans, Polish partisans and Ukrainian partisans
>After Yalta negotians, all of Polish Vohlynia gets in Soviet hands
>Soviets don't want to deal with Ukrainian genocidal autism, so together with communist Poles, they deport thousands Ukrainans to western Polish lands, former German, and Polonise them during so called "Action Vistula"
>Ukrainians love to cry about it to this day
>1991 happens
>Gorbachev loves Ukrainians so much grants them independence and gives them a present in form of Crimea peninsula

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I hope they do a game that isn't historical so they can finally stop balancing it around history.
Being a big blob should present more internal problems, but historically the period historically ends with a bunch of superempires.