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pige
Don't care.
why is he washing that dog in a toilet?
porking in a pig thread
today is a birthday
luv israel n jewish ppl 2/b/q/h
turt has unironically worked as a line cook at the red rooster in bankstown for the past 18 months
will take a pic next time I'm there
yikes, migrating at 265
this really killed my vibe
*closes tab*
I want to smell her farts.
Live near some sort of private sixth form/college
They all dress so well it makes me sad
Kino job for a kino lad
One more australoid gone
just seeing teenagers depresses me
About half the group chats I'm in, full of people who don't care much for politics, are talking about how we've been "fucked over" by the Tories on devolution.
Young people can see what's going on here. Unionists better get ready.
good fuck off
makes my willy feel funny usually
brother
going to stop posting until the world cup starts in protest of early new threads
hope you're happy.
went to bankstown for the first time in my life with the japanese gf in december
No please stay
doing a silent protest lads
ama
very interested in politics and voted for scottish independence and would do so again but could not give less of a fuck about that vote and quickly got tired of people bringing it up.
brexit was only interesting twice - the referendum itself and the 2017 election, and even that election was tedious wank until the results came in.
gerontophile
any unattractive lad in
brothers please... this a dirty animal to not defile yourself with it
the typical english wench CRAVES a strapping young stud from wollongong - she won't settle for anything less
>Young people can see what's going on here
What's going on? English to blame no doubt, isn't that right laddie.
based gonglad
I came, I saw, I came, I saw
I praise, the Lord, then break, the law
I take, what's mine, then take, some more
It rains, it pours, it rains, it pours
sue
nah lad i hit puberty
Is this what many of you call a "shitpost"?
is it even possible for french people to be unattractive
any necklets in? my powerfully thicc neck makes it near impossible for me to be strangled
>full of people who don't care much for politics
so they have no idea what they're talking about and are just going on about muh torries
scotland pretending it matters like
If we go through with Brexit, our economy is fucked and social devolution.
Don't really care whether it's interesting, more interested with avoid getting absolutely fucked over.
Greeks were blonde and blue eyed, some with red hair
pray for tommy robinson
obsessed freak
most frenchoids are scrawny little maghrebi mutts that a stiff wind could blow over
shitty anal excretions
What people say to strangers and in public is 180 from what they will say to people they trust.
hard but i think i might manage
have a chinese art student gf from bankstown
helped my mate teach boxing at bankstown pcyc
rough part of the world
In a way. They keep electing the Tories, certainly.
fuc up
lefties can't tolerate peace in Korea.
business idea: cut the number of representatives at the scottish parliament from 120-something to 12
even then there will be some boring nonentities but it'll be a lot better than it is now
feels good knowing that if i were ever trapped in the anaconda enclosure at the local zoo i could just karate kick the nearest runt into the snake's gaping maw and it wouldn't even consider going after me as my voluptuous neck would be essentially undigestable
Imagine growing up in 80s America
Imagine living in a comfy wooden house in a forest in Virginia with a garden the size of a park. Imagine going to school in those big old yellow schoolbuses with your mates everyday. Imagine having your first kiss with the qt behind the football stadium stands next to your high school
business idea: saw off scotland and let it sink into the arctic
no it's not
be quiet
I shagged a chinese girl from china on sunday night
if they're maghrebi they're not french are they
give your head a good wobble
in Australia the people live in zoos and the animals roam freely
business idea: unionise the australian posters and lead a people's revolution against the british
Took my toilslop break 15 minutes early
business idea: shit myself
American schools are shit though they literally do have those cliques you see on tv
better idea
>does a big poo
>too big
>rips me arsehole open
AAAAAAAAAH
holy mother of effortposts
*hides it*
vile chink apologist
yeah but then you'd have to live in current day america
Imagine your dad losing his job because the factory he worked at went bankrupt due to the volcker shock. Imagine realising all the gleeful consumerism recorded forever on television being outside your reach as you slowly drift behind your neighbours into the forgotten and left-behind people of the flyover states. Imagine finding your brother dead of a heroin overdose.
that was quick
nigger music. Great.
It's not a living hellhole everywhere yet but the way demographics are going it will be soon. Yes despite the disproportionate rates, you probably won't get raped your first night in London. It still disgusts me to no end how fucked their legal system is.
>bartender
not easy, most bartenders become bartenders after years of work in the food business. Maybe people will be charitable since you're foreign and Chinese but probably not. see workaway.info for life experiences and places to travel
It would be a lot more likely that you would be hired as a pool boy who makes less than minimum wage. Unless you have a skill to offer (or live in a shithole), going to another country to work entry level jobs is not a good idea. You could probably offer your language skills at a camp or something.
idiot
just asked mummy for a break from NEEToil
toilberg must be absolutely seething at your brazen insubordination, he's probably already cleaned out your desk and hired an indian who'll do your job for 1/3rd the price
reckon that if a fascist regime was installed in a european country it would get nuked for merely existing
This desu
it's pretty dire compared to the lovely eastern suburbs in which i reside
how can people honestly say cultural marxism is just an conspiracy theory
we staying up late for the WC game then?
will ask mummy for a day off NEEToil tomorrow if we are
Well, Scotland does too. They could vote for a genuine left-wing Labour party but they'd rather go SNP and Tory.
Won't be able to sleep until i'm made a junior minister in the hawke government
would love to live in a flyover state
hiding away in a sleepy little agriculturally independent farming town with more land than you can shake a stick at
making the amazon man drive for 6 hours to deliver my new headphones
Can you help me. Post the pic of the Albanian planes with the Catholic graphics..
how do we free our children from the tithe of the Jew?
had a bad week so now i'm going to be extra nasty to yanks and leafs
don't care
are you the lad with the speech impediment?
Holy Peng
>a leaf arrives in america
fuck off you actual shill
take your generic shit thots elsewhere
i am personally feeling bad and thus will treat others in this general if they attempt to block my path to enlightenment
shan't get a wink of shuteye until I'm appointed the deputy shadow minister for education in the neil kinnock labour cabinet in the 1992 general election
>america
Scotland must GO
gf has heart problems so i'm going to become a biomedical engineer and design her a new heart lads
pathetic!
Truly the good old days.
lmao how hard can you tow the Keynesian/commie line? Volcker fixed stagflation. "if you pump money into the economy to fix the business cycle things will just.... work!" he says without realizing that the Fed pumps that money into big banks who then have the privilege of free money which lowers the value of everyone else's money accelerating income inequality
>forgotten and left-behind people of the flyover states
pretty much a meme
used to be a fat fuck but then i got fit but now i'm fat again