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Don't hate them but
Uni students should be thrown in a furnace and utilised as arrogant energy edition

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remember in primary school when you would get changed for pe in the same room as the girls with the teacher watching you all
bit weird that

gonna post my new thread at 250

wouldn't dare associate with the kind of freakish runtoid who would take summer classes at university, t'would be like fraternising with a carrier of the dreaded pox during the middle ages

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*pokes head around the door*
taxi's here lads, drink up

LADS

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let's create a virgin freak youtube channel where we all live in house together

Gentlemen... if you would.
*pushes a manila envelope across the table*
*you open it*

bit early desu

*appoints the australian shadow minister of education*

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lads

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>i make the post 50 early they'll have to use it, and m-maybe they'll think it's a cool edition a-and i'll be popular
This has been your lesson in the psychology of early thread makers. Pathetic little amoeba.

haha we should see how early we can post new threads before janny starts lashing out on vid haha

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was too scared to change in the communal locker rooms after PE during school in case someone noticed my unusually small willy

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playing some world of warcraft lads

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Going out with dad to the pub to watch the footy on Monday

only eternal anglos can reply to this post

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>tfw starting uni again next month
it's going to suck having to deal with those pompous bastards but i'll have to learn to live with it as best as i can.

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*DOMINATES your country*

oops :^)

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alri lad

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oh fuck
*finishes pouring a drink into a water bottle*
TAXI
*lower voice*
taxiiii

Saw this absolute sperg wearing a Make America Great Again hat today

You got beta?

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*hides your abysmal yankoid post*
woopsie, lols

>it's a "an american thinks europe is one country" episode

saw this absolute sperg wearing a communist dictator on his shirt today

>it's an aussie tries to be one of the lads episode

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that's DEPUTY shadow minister of education to you mate

*gets into my armoured limousine as the mounted police wave their cudgels at the assorted protesters before the motorcade takes off in the general direction of westminster*

im unironically a socialist but that shit is retarded.

*agrees to buy you a drink in exchange for taxi fare*
*fucks off*

New

sue

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aussie power hours back on the menu lads
aussies rise up

Real New

Bang out of order

Still in bed
Going to get up in a minute and make some bran flakes and then get comfy for the footy

>Why yes, I am Australian

*hatwearingyoungautisticman*.jpg

I have dual aus-brit citizenship sweetie
will be voting for corbs in the next general election just to spite you

bit miffed that no aussies are pubposting with me ngl

Lads.

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nigger, he's a nigger
*clears throat*
pardon my tourettes

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>tfw my God-given right to freedom of petition, press, and protest is protected by my country's Beautiful Constitution

communists are known to be totally naive about who considers them in their in-group and who doesn't, you know, since communism is based on defining your identity by economic class, one of the lowest common denominators

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OOOOOOHHH ARE JEZZA CORBS

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are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

i wnat to tuch pusy

lickle man proportions

*SNAP*

seen this exact post before

good lad

corbs won't even be around for the next GE, labour are going to take him out to pasture and replace him with a diehard remainer

if anything I think Australians are worse contributors to /brit/ than Americans (not like I care either way about your obnoxiously accented shithole countries)

mmm........... south carolina style BBQ.................

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all non whites should be deported ,they're not British and shouldn't be here

going shopping alone lads anyone want owt

fuck off back to where ye came from

any /gets acne from milk/ man in

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fedora off you fedora tipping fedora wearer

We used to get changed in the classroom and there was one girl who was abnormally developed for her age and had real tits growing.

retarded myth

s'our country now kuffar init

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ah yes the world cup

brother has acne but I get nary a spot

are you implying your identity isn't defined by your economic class in today's world?

freak

good post

Fingered turtlemong outside the lycamobile shop in whitechapel

NO! NO! NO! TO AUSTERITY. WE DEMAND $40/HOUR FOR EVERY. PUBLIC. EMPLOYEE. IT IS OUR RIGHT AS HUMANS.

stop fucking encouraging him you petrol huffer

Glad to be a white man.

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it's not a myth you cretin there are scientific papers on it and I get breakouts when I have cereal

no, i like riling up people on this site about socialism.

>any /gets acne from milk/ man in

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reminder that politics outside of Jow Forums is against the rules

bloody foreners comein ovar here takeing all the job's an living on the dole, send em all back to afreca,,!!!!

girl said she liked my style because it reminds her of her exes style
brutal mog

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I knew someone who bought one of these little pygmy pigs and it still grew to about 3/4 the size of a normal pig. Right big ugly fat cunt it was.

might hang around london fields and look for turtle

It is a myth you just have shit genes

how does it feel to know that if anyone reported you to a competent leftist P.D. you could be sent to jail for these posts

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sucked a nigger in the kmart parking lot in redfern for a thing of weed

go home non anglo

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>iktf

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girl said i smell like gasoline and paint
feel like it wasn't intended as a compliment

so stop eating carbs altogether. you'll thank me later. i've started making my own almond milk, it's great. extremely easy and cheap to make and there's no waste. i use the almond meal to create paleo biscuits

>brother is snapchatting some chick
>I walk into room
>he sends her a pic of me
>she replies "you've really found your angle there"

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just dm me lad we'll meet up

Tis of a brave young highwayman this story I will tell
His name was Willie Brennan and in Ireland he did dwell
It was on the Kilwood Mountain he commenced his wild career
And many a wealthy nobleman before him shook with fear
It was Brennan on the moor, Brennan on the moor
Bold, brave and undaunted was young Brennan on the moor

are you a painter who has been to a mechanic today

carbs don't give me acne
just dairy and junk food/chocolate/sweets

>how does it feel to know that if anyone reported you to a competent leftist P.D. you could be sent to jail for these posts

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girl was saying to me in a club the other week that it was nice to meet someone as nice as me for once but I was so awkward I barely knew how to make a move hahaha

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if you're cutting out dairy, you may as well get rid of the wheat/grain shit in your diet

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is this the asian turtle

Yeah dream on mate

that's it janny
let the thread get to 150+ posts before deleting it