Why are Italian Americans so cool but regular Italians don't seem to be?

because italian americans are part mulatto shitcilian and thus fits well and look cool in the nigger dominated american culture? dunno

do you think they look good?

Do young Italian-Americans do the "EYYY IM WALKIN HERE" or it is just the old ones.

you aren't Ilitri , liar

yes, very masculine looking

seething calabrian

Ave, Caesar

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why do you look like a shitskin?

kek

are you a girl?

You would be famous if you went to /his/. They would worship you as a pure example of the Mediterranean strength and virility. A true son of princeps Avgvstvs

true to keizer

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That's so 80s it hurts. Nowadays young Italian Americans are more likely to be drawn to hip hop culture

no

t. vinnie paz

Why did I have to be born in shitty Staten Island? I hate being Italian.

you're not italian. You stupid mutt

genetically i am

In general Italian Italians are cooler than American Italians. There are some exceptions like Robert de Niro or Marlon Brando.

de niro is a kike

Brando was German

Source? Wikipedia says he comes from a chistian family. He's only part Italian from his fathers side so I guess he's not really Italian after all.

Post eyebrows or fuck off, larper

You've obviously never been to Joisey, not like it matters though since damn near everyone there is a high grade asswipe.

Well this just proves that Italian Americans are not that cool. Jersey Shore cast was Italian and that show was cringey as fuck.

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he grew up in an italian american neighborhood,
most of them weren't italian american actually

Hello my euromutt brother

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Only southern italians are cool, the northerners are effeminate whiteoids like the rest of eur*pe

I'm a stinky wh*te north italian but I have brown eyes

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=cUKJWsnAAXs

I only listen to the smiths and new order

WELCOME TO THE END OF DAYS

This is what """italian""" amerisharts actually believe. Remember you're not italian and you'll never be

Tonibler or Bogdan

albo subhuman

beause italoamericans come from low class terroni, you'll never seen there as tourists

I'm italian american and my family was ligurian.

ilitri comeme el rabo comemeloooo

Blessed by Roman blood

bippety boppety

Kek

I’m a disinterested Italian American AMA

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