/brit/

stuff.co.nz/world/australia/104605704/australian-soldiers-killed-man-took-his-prosthetic-leg-to-use-as-drinking-vessel
bit of banter

Been looking for the source of a softcore Japanese erotic movie for days now

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i'm over alcohol tbf, all i do when i'm drunk is sit at my computer and barely notice the effects, and then i feel sick afterwards

What does getting complimented feel like?

robbie williams doesnt look good

switch to weed

my brain expanded by a few cm's in diamater reading this post

Get away from the computer. Drink and wander the streets. That’s what I do.

robbie's singing lads

>Get away from the computer. Drink and wander the streets. That’s what I do.

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glimpse into the mind of the local alcoholic you see outside of your local shops lads

based robbie

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bit dramatic all this shite isn't it. bit fucking yankish. like some handegg half time nonsense

Did the man kick the ball?

*be's entertained*

I am the nightwalker. The moon fueled jogger. The shadow in the corner of your eye. The sneeze behind the tree.

>switch to weed

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weed gives me lots of creativity but also gets me very tired

would like to try it with speed

youtu.be/tVj0ZTS4WF4

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robbie looks like morrissey

>ug-ug like man kick ball, man kick ball earn ug-ug many money with bet, ug-ug hope have money to buy sog-sog for 1 hour

might move to aus

THIS CHARMING MAN

beat me to it

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Look at this disgusting pop music twat legitimising Putin’s regime

angry that none of my fellow cocaine snorting associates have ever seen king of the hill and my constant references to "cocaine and cocaine accessories" are met with blank stares

AND THROUGH IT AAALLLLLL

SHE OFFERS ME PROTECTION

>teehee i do cocaine (epic drug) btw xP

Don’t think you’ve ever made a post which didn’t lower my opinion of you. Pretty impressive actually

reddit.com/r/soccerstreams/comments/8r1n9y/1500_gmt_russia_vs_saudi_arabia/

could have just asked lad

A TESCO CLASSIC DIP SELECTION

>Robbie Williams

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Robbie is inside some sort of mobile tower defence app protecting his qt russian bride

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A Northerner is singing at the opening ceremony of the World Cup, watched by billions across the globe.

Now what, /brit/?

did a screech at this

wanked
will regret that an hour from now

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might eat Maggie

now you piss off home to reddit

having to delete things off my computer to make way for all my porn

FUCKING MILF WITH THE FOOTBALL LADS

here we go lads

it's comig back to our house (tge world cup trophy)

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Modern Britain

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no it isn’t
be quiet

need a russian gf asap

it's all just russian propaganda init

one I just did was centred around pattern recognition, with bonus bennies for correct answers

basically got paid for being high IQ

Jesus christ that superhero bit was gay

youtube.com/watch?v=_c4eMTw9zIg

love a ball kicking montage me

>one I just did was centred around pattern recognition, with bonus bennies for correct answers
all just funded by big pharm init

I was the emperor of China

>night city voted worst place to live in america
>most people are white

the one time when forced diversity would've been appropriate and they ignored it

Psst how much can you offer?
I can dress as a girl if you wish.

>one is called osama
>"couple of names to look out for"

holy mother of fuck
it's my gimmick from 6 months ago

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has been meeting the same humans for a year now and I'm sure they will never show any interest in befriending me
grim

>>night city
wot

kikes aren't human

500 mL of strong cider straight up the shit pipe

"I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Angus McHaggis

A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted no. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by another country. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote yes. Why you ask?

I entered the polling booth, was about to tick yes. Then I looked at the no option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to be a country. Angry that some people would even consider voting no.

I asked myself why people would vote no to being a country. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting no, the larger the erection grew. I imagined Scottish oil money being transported south to London and it grew yet more. I imagined English Tories deciding Scottish fiscal, social and health policies and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.

I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted no. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.

Later that night when I saw the result of the referendum, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.

My name is Angus McHaggis. I am Scottish; I am a cuckold.

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>Your captain today will be Osama from Saudi Arabia

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hey look the commie aussie fagot is still here. no wonder hes a commie, no job no lyfe. Sad!

what was the point
bizarre behaviour

aussies are soooo fucking dumb lol

If a drug dealer owes you money, but says he's broke and can only offer you the actual product - not the cash - instead, but you're not keen for the product at all..........what do you do? Do you just accept it like a little bitch? Don't know what do, lads. Feel as if he's obviously got connections and would have me fucked up if I said no....

is duckduckgo broken

I thought the experiment was for Social Sciences but honestly I have no fuggen idea so yeah maybe

in Jewish fiction. how poetic.

fuck off yank. you're not wanted here

how do you end up in a position where the dealer owes you money
fucking kikes

based

kill him

did they push the rock over?

well you're in SA so I would say murder him and run away, especially if he's black

Based Russia

My pronouns for myself: We, us, our
Others' pronouns for me: Excellency, Majesty, Highness, Grace, Magnificence

boring talking bit why can't they just kick the ball already

how much do u owe him haha

take it and sell it yourself for more

mother made me wrap presents so to express my dissatisfaction i made customary loud reeing cries and a variety of loud cat noises, for example hissing and mewing plaintively

haggis is disgusting

>that 40 year old boomer who listens to foo fighters

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KICK THE BLOODY BAAAAAAAWL

should I be worried lads?

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Wait I thought England played on Monday

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Don’t get this monster energy meme

>new business opens up
>"established (current year)"
why do they always do this
i thought the whole point of the "established..." is that it only works for old companies, supposed to provide legitimacy to the product

only if the product is at cost tbqfh