Imagine being Taiwanese

Imagine being Taiwanese
>Speak in a Hokkien dialect
>Write in Mandarin
>Support a team called "Chinese Taipei" in international sporting competitions.
>Your government insists that your national identity is "Chinese" and not "Taiwanese".

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Their legal situation means them calling themselves anything but “China” would result in them being called a separatist movement and subject to getting anhiliated

imagine getting btfo so hard by the red army that you're exiled to a tiny island after ruling the most populace nation on earth, only being saved from annihilation by western intervention

>imagine being Taiwanese
Taiwanese consists of subhuman abo, Han Chinese that got there at late Ming and qing to cook abos for medicine and cowards that can't fight commies with stolen guns and cannons with a couple of boats that's no better than fisherman's boat and planes that's literally trying it's best to not just crash itself but instead decided to run to an island
I like how Taiwan is now but being Taiwanese isn't exactly what I'll be proud of if I were one

>filthy abos
Oh fuck you.

t. Abos

t. Chinaman

Hokkien unification when?

Also free Canton

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aren't Taiwanese the only East Asian people that don't hate Japanese guts for all the war crimes you did

Okay.

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Yeah.
Some people in Taiwan are still think they are the East Roman lived in Greece.

So it's because Taiwan is the actual continuation of the post-revolution Chinese state that the 國父(pbuh) intended?

>Know both Guoyu and Taiwanese
>still not using God-given PINYIN

世界上有一个中国

Taiwan is Chinese

>using the Western alphabet like a true cuck instead of zhuyin

one Taiwan one China

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You got the point. It fucking is!
Independence was "no discuss" under the right-wing government. The leftist started this topic.

Taiwan is my favorite Asian country and I hope it stays independent in the future. Ultimately that means we need to be a good ally and not fuck up ourselves

>we need to be a good ally
>meanwhile the selloff of "best partners and allies" goes on

Taiwan is just as smelly as the Dalu.

Japan is god-tier

>Taiwan is just as smelly as the Dalu.
Just don't go near the stinky tofu stands

True story, bro!

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If we all move to Canada then Canada will be the area with most freedom that speak Chinese, although not being part of Asia

>Qts everywhere
>plastical surgery
Fuck yeah!

I guess you've never been there.
It smells like Shenzhen.

There is no such thing as "tofu stand"

The thing is China will immediately invade Taiwan once they do any actual move that take this element out from their government

>The thing is China will immediately invade Taiwan
You lie! Putin will do it!

Stop spreading Fake news. You sound like Taiwanese TV

Reporters Without Borders said this.

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There are enough actual Taiwanese who are qt without surgery.

Seeing as the only two Malaysians I can name are Joyce Chu and Namewee, perhaps Malaysia will become the new free China after Taiwan gets annexed.

Dude, you're telling me you've been to Taiwan and you don't know that they sell 臭豆腐 on the street?

Yeah, there's no reason to claim independence when they practically already have it, although unofficially.
Taiwan depends on China too much to agonise them.

At least that's what they fear about and what China threaten. Indeed whether China is going to do it for real is another story but the possibility alone is threatening

considering taiwan's top trading partner for imports and exports are both china, i doubt anything major will happen these few decade
>taiwan's trade surplus with both usa and china tho

With pic

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>Estonia
>good situation
No

Oh hey what's this

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I heard rumors that the current Chinese president want to finish off Taiwan within its term. Good thing that he's getting unlimited term

>said the abo korean mix
pathetic

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>portugal not black
lies
why is italy on 'noticable situation'?

>meanwhile the selloff of "best partners and allies" goes on
why do you think I posted that sentence, retarded schweiz?

Taiwan is a part of PRC!

>5 yen were deposited into your bank account
Well done, JIDF.
You're one post closer to fulfilling your daily share of posts.

Recommend to me some tv series in Chinese but not Taiwanese and not 欢乐松

>Sichuan
>Mandarin
wut

That cartoon makes no sense. If Xi is the one throwing money shouldn't every other leader be pole dancing for him?

u apparently learned a lot during your occupation there

Taiwan independence would be ideal imho but I think many people are kind of ambivalent at this point. If we boosted trade with them they could be less reliant on china, but thats complicated. Regardless: wó aí tai wan

wtf does the J stand for in this case?

except the the elites in taiwan all went abroad to canada usa and japan. and they do business in china lol

gib qt taiwan gf

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wut
I'm pretty sure that the mainland is having worse brain drain than Taiwan. It seems natural that the Taiwanese elite deals in trade between China and the US, that doesn't mean they emigrate.
Taiwan is actually really nice to live if you have a decent income.

>yen
Japan?

Didn't make that assumption as they are also named 元 in both the PRC and ROC

Sichuanese Mandarin. There was a request sent to International Standard Organization that requested the standardizing organization to split Sichuanese entry from Mandarin in international organization but the request was turned down due to opposition from Chinese linguist and Chinese government

Romanization would be different

I guess.
Still don't know what makes me the Japan Internet Defence Force.

My 辅导老师 were all Sichuanese, and even despite the fact, they were studying "teaching Chinese to foreigners", I sometimes had problems understanding them or they would correct the mistake themselves. And then I have met a Tibetan monk from Sichuan. He neither spoke proper Chinese nor Tibetan. I can tell since I'm studying both, but my Guangdong friend didn't understand him well neither

The average Chinese knows jack shit about actual putonghua, and if you learn textbook putonghua you still can't understand 99% of what the average Chinese person says because their pronunciation is so retarded.

People who don't know Chinese think Taiwanese and North-Eastern Chinese both speak the same language, but most Taiwanese find it easier to communicate in English in Beijing than in actual Mandarin.

That is already close enough for them to be considered subdialects in the context of Chinese, when all those dialects like Yue, Min, Mandarin have almost zero mutual intelligibility between each others.
Like even within Yue or Min there are many subdialects that have little mutual intelligibility either, like I myself as a native Cantonese speaker [Guangzhou/Hong Kong dialect] I can't really understand Toishanese, nor some local Cantonese dialects that are used by local population before British Colonial era. Likewise, for the Min group, there are Minnan, Puxian, Minbei, Teochew and such that have very limited intelligibility among each others

>most Taiwanese find it easier to communicate in English in Beijing than in actual Mandarin
lol

I agree but 99% is way too much. I would say 95% of street Chinese, but 50% when they speak at home. My wife is Chinese, dongbei, and when her mother speaks to me, I can get like 75%, even she's trying hard

Oh and Tibet is also a macrolanguage in principle despite not currently classified as such if my memory serve. So he might be speaking another Tibetan "dialect" in this case.

Is she singing in Mandarin or "Taiwanese"?

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Guoyu afaik

This is Taiwanese
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>My wife is Chinese
Nieźle. Jak jej smakują ziemniaki ze schabowym?

Lubi mięso, ale kiśnie z ziemniaków i chleba, że robimy z tego tyle potraw a to jest śmieciowe jedzenie, no bo jest, ale i tak uczę ją, że to dla pana jest, dla szlachty, a nie dla chińskiego psa

moja nie lubi ziemniaków ale jest z południa

Is it hard to get a job in Taiwan ? If Vietnamese and Indonesian can do it, can a blue collar Frenchie do it ?

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To pewnie masz przejebane, jeśli zabrałeś ją do Polski, bo wszyscy patrzoł. A jak ja idę ze swoją to prawie nikt nie poznaje, że Chinka. Sporadycznie jak ją zostawię w biedrze to zagaduje jakiś piwniczanin w okularach po angielsku xD

w sensie wygląda jak Polka? Ma blond włosy i pachnie cebulą

Włosy ma czarne. Oryginalnie miała pofarbowane na brąz, ale ją odfarbowałem. Polki też farbują na czarno, więc to akurat nie zwraca uwagi przechodniów. Ale ma dość duże oczy i jaśniejszą ode mnie skórę, chociaż jestem blady jak ściana. Ja uwielbiam cebulę, więc może trochę pachnąć w sumie xD

to uczucie ze moja rzadko je imbir, a uwielbiam zapach imbiru z czosnkiem

Ja też średnio przepadam, ale to Chińczycy jedzą w chuj imbiru własnie bo zdrowy, może na południu mniej patrzą na to, czy to co jedzą jest zdrowe

Based Costa Rica, the lone splash of white in Latin America. What are they doing so right?

still better than being chinese or a fucking indian

no w sumie bardziej lubią to co dobre niż zdrowe, ale jedzenie mają dobre. lepdze to niż surowe ryby co niby najzdrowsze są

No jest takie powiedzenie ze guangdongren zje wszystko co się rusza oprócz samolotu, ja niektórych rzeczy nie tknę np. tych kokonów motyla. Jej matka zrobiła specjalnie dla mnie na pierwszym spotkaniu elo. A z tym zdrowiem to ciekawa sprawa, bo na północy jedzą dużo rzeczy na zdrowie, chociaż są w chuj niedobre

co chcesz od kokonów motyla xD nie jadłem ale chętnie bym spróbował. a płetwa rekina i żółwik najlepsze

really easy
though the pay kinda sucks from your POV

Nie jadłeś to nie pierdol co. Ładnie wyglądają z zewnątrz, niby chrupka skorupka, a w środku takie coś białe i smakuje jak wygląda. Psa bym zjadł i pewnie zjem, bo lecę w lipcu do Korei. Ale jakieś dzikie haixiany czy motyle to nie