Imagine being Taiwanese

True story, bro!

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If we all move to Canada then Canada will be the area with most freedom that speak Chinese, although not being part of Asia

>Qts everywhere
>plastical surgery
Fuck yeah!

I guess you've never been there.
It smells like Shenzhen.

There is no such thing as "tofu stand"

The thing is China will immediately invade Taiwan once they do any actual move that take this element out from their government

>The thing is China will immediately invade Taiwan
You lie! Putin will do it!

Stop spreading Fake news. You sound like Taiwanese TV

Reporters Without Borders said this.

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There are enough actual Taiwanese who are qt without surgery.

Seeing as the only two Malaysians I can name are Joyce Chu and Namewee, perhaps Malaysia will become the new free China after Taiwan gets annexed.

Dude, you're telling me you've been to Taiwan and you don't know that they sell 臭豆腐 on the street?

Yeah, there's no reason to claim independence when they practically already have it, although unofficially.
Taiwan depends on China too much to agonise them.

At least that's what they fear about and what China threaten. Indeed whether China is going to do it for real is another story but the possibility alone is threatening