Tell me about tourists who visit your country

>Chinese: careless wave of chinese people leaving onlx garbage behind and piss everywhere but spend lots of money

>british: absolute subhuman niggers, loud agressive, destroy property and get piss drunk after a half beer puking al over every place

>Americans: Loud but friendly, spend shitton of moeny on the most shit, give ridicolous amounts of tips for everything, are fascinted easily with just everything. Great tourists actually

I wouldn't know anyone else visiting.

NYC so mostly get the rich people of the world

>germs
Invisible bystanders that walk slowly. Usually older couples with no kids.
>french
Talk loudly on the street. Polite when they ask for directions
>spanish
Super loud. Usually a huge family walking together. Like the whole village came
>italian
Same as spanish
>japanese
Its always two qt girls walking slowly taking pictures of random shit, carrying lots of bags
>korean
Same as japanese but with their old parents
>s americans
Talk really loud. Kids take up the entire subway. Stop in the middle of the sidewalk to look at a map

they're good, come here please

>Best tourists to have, by far
on what planet? All burgers must hang.

Germans are very annoying when you're walking around, they seem oblivious to the world around them and just stop to chat in the middle of the street in busy areas. Also the most hipster of the tourists

French people always seem to live here or at least be at home here, not very noticeable tourists

East Asians in general stick to tour groups

Most slavs seem to be a bit wealthier and are quite showy

Americans and Canadians are often elderly sweethearts who are a pleasure to be around, interested in history

Aussies and kiwis are the best tourists because they're essentially English anyway

Other miscellaneous tourists are normally alright but I think lots of tourists don't realise how important manners are here. If you don't say please/thank you/sorry when you're meant to, people will mostly hate you straight away

Most often americans or frenchies for some reason. They come here looking for easy pussy or good food, often get scammed or mugged for being flashy with their cameras and étrangere looks.

I was in an area of London yesterday with a load of Colombians yesterday (elephant and castle). Went to a Colombian restaurant it was very tasty, love those cheese pastry finger things

we do

You mean these?

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Yeahh very nice. Had them with a mango jam thing though which was a bit shocking, I thought it was going to be a spicy sauce

Most tourists who visit Amsterdam are shit

black men come and fuck our BBC starved women

fuck this shit man

i gonna fuck a lot of them this summer

3 or 4 fools
i pity them for coming to this boring country

ps: i'm not counting brazilians and argentinians, they're not tourists but customers: they come, buy their shit and then go back

Americans tend to be bro-tier

I live in CT. I don't mind most of them but I've begun to instinctively dislike Chinese and British tourists. The Chinese waste all their money in a casino, get into fights, dump shit all over the street, and can't swim but try to go in the ocean anyway. The Brits get shitfaced, start fights, and sometimes need to be saved by the coast guard because they refuse to believe that there are areas with dangerous currents.

This. Here in the North it's mostly G*rms, luckily not too many of those either. Mainly international students otherwise

I live in a flyover city so we rarely get tourists.
We have some events that attract people but I don't go to them often.

This Dutch city is surprisingly underrated among tourists

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Drunken brits

drunks and degens

Find me a yacht carpenter job in Finland, and I'll come there just to visit you

>muh heritage amerimutts
based
youtube.com/watch?v=6Ov-nXHoVK0

>Not many others visit Finland
>being a shithole with no sun for 6 months

Is that why the rest of your countrymen all seem to have jungle fever? Because of a desire to settle the score?

Russians
>rich as fuck
>take weird glamorous pictures in front of anything relevant
>arrogant
I think it just comes with being a richfag

>Sweden
I've only ever noticed germans. They're extremely active as tourists, and are always doing something. They don't seem to spend more than 5 minutes relaxing.

My mom told me that a group of german tourists though their house was a museum in the 70s and walked right in on them eating breakfast.

>Brazilians
loud, even by American standards
travel in large groups wearing yellow clothing
spend shit ton of money on electronics at the mall
>Bongs
mostly families
rarely wander outside of the theme parks
shit tippers
>Various sudacas
Can't tell if they are tourists or illegals tbqhwyfam

Disgusting chinese subhumans.
Muh heritage amerimutts.
German campers.

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Americans: I don't understand why they brink water taken from fountains and drink it at the restaurant

Brits: Old people/max 25 yo people, there's no inbetween, they both break balls

Poles: They think that they're the only tourists in the world

fuck dude, i live in san diego and wok in an expensive hotel. dealing with tourists all day is what i do for a living. i wouldn't even want to begin to dissect what makes them all different, it would take me too long

>old Spaniards, Germans, Italians and Bongs
>young turks or other niggers coming to fuck polish women also known as biggest racemixing whores in europe
>flocks of old japanese tourists with lots of cameras
there are more but those are the biggest groups
t. in Kraków

>Chinese
>Somewhat impolite
>Somewhat
Chinese are fucking cancerous, no matter where they go. They move about in hordes of 30-50, they’re constantly taking pictures, they’re extremely loud and won’t shut the fuck up, and they’re literally everywhere. We get these dumb fucks in the smallest towns, for Christ’s sake. And anywhere I go on holiday, these fucking chinks are there. There are no words to describe how much I hate the Chinese.

I saw a whole bunch of them when I was in Santorini and Athens. Even my tour guide in Santorini was shitting on them.

They are absolute cancer and infest this country like roaches
I shouldn’t complain maybe, because tourism is the only thing keeping us afloat (even though are youth are trying to do their best to stop that, with all the graffiti) but Chinese are scum

Fuck off bergjuden If they dont like our climate they can fuck off

From Cornwall,
we only get Germans, sometimes dutch. Polite, quiet, well mannered, always driving nice cars

cant handle driving in these country lanes, though the english tourists cant either

Only 2 countries

>Japanese
Good in public manners. Save money as much as possible. Drink as well. Prefer porks than beefs. Wear expensive clothes and dress as well. Ladies who are the same age as my mom are ridiculously beautiful. Considered milf. Uni student girls recently wear oversized pants and blusher on cheeks. Teenager girls really love to eat parfaits and tarts. Their 20s men have well-shaped beards.
Men from Hokkaido are pretty handsome and Women from Kyushu are pretty beautiful. Okinawans look kinda Filipinos or Latinos.
>Taiwanese
Like children, they are really pure. There seems to be a lot of gay their men. Don’t meat well. Love swimming. Don’t like driving cars. Men have short haircuts. Speak Chinese really slowly and cute. They love to eat fruit and alcohol together.

no chinese?

May because its Leiden.

Americans: the most common, good overall, not as bad as people rant on here

French: mostly backapers and hippy scum

Iraelis: see french

Spaniards: good lads

Asians: build wall-tier. They never try to learn about their culture, don't like being talked too. Fuck off you, they're barely human and lack social intelligence

Fucking murakamiboos LEAVE SUOMI ALONE

they have no concept of respect for our touristic places and leave trash everywhere

Tourists mostly flock to large metropolitan cities like NYC or LA. However, when I was in southern Florida, some of the british tourists tended to get really rowdy when they drink. I take it's very common in Europe, especially when they're in Spain.

They're mainly Germans but also Dutch and Norwegians. They camp or rent beachhouses mostly on the west coast, even though 9 out of 10 summers here are shit they keep coming back. Probably because it's closer than going to a real beach destination.

Their obasan-dachi are bit noisy

went to Auschwitz last year whilst on a city break to Krakow and the G*rmans there were so disrespectful, taking selfies and posing in front of the Birkenau archway.

Fat, Smelly, Wh*te American.

Krakow's a great city, went there as a teen on a school trip. Great night life lmao, also I liked the salt mine

Cornwall is a selective filter, only the best holiday there

tbf, the germans deserve to be disrespectful

>North-east England
The only noticeable tourists are east Asians, probably chinks. Wander around literally looking at an upward angle, like they have no connection to what's going on around them. Walk slowly in groups of 3-7. Designer clothes, twat hats. Seem a bit rude.

and is the pussy easy?

I don't mind tourists. We get them from all over. I mind refugees.

Cant imagine why people think Americans are the best tourists. I wouldn't have assumed so.

rich arabs who seek medical services, behave like apes but have money
italians
austrians
americans
brits
east euros

don't mind any of them t-b.h
they spend money and will be gone after 3 weeks max.

forgot. t. munich area/ south bavaria

That's a shame, I'd like to hear the difference between tourists visiting best country.

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The average and below average American doesn't care about overseas travel

retard german families with their 12yo daughters dresses as if they were rolling for their first nightclub job, and parents that always look under the effect of drugs, smiling and looking around all the time as if they are in some sort of Eden dudes you are looking at bricks

>Norwegians
Drunk retards, mostly visit for "cheap" alcohol, too dumb to realize that Denmark is much cheaper

>Russians
Rich or moderately rich russian families or young couples from Moscow or St Pidorsburg.
>Chinese
Old chinese (50+) tourists and students
>Amerifats
Old amerifats (50+) boomer tourists
>G*rmans
Like locusts the ravage our country side every summer
>D*nes
Like locusts the ravage our hills and ski resorts every winter
>Finns
Your average Pekka Pekkolainen and his euro shopper family.

Ehhh should we really get into this? There’s too many
Although I suppose anglo saxon tourists are cool, there’s a lot of Russians, Germans, Italians, Spanish, and A LITTERAL SHIT TON pf Chinks.
The chinks also spend a ton of money in our way overpriced shops anyway (yes they’ve been created for that purpose) so I guess it’s ok

BTW Parisian here speaking, just take my word for everything I said

Saudis are the largest tourist group by far. They come here to spend the weekend or whatever.

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>anglo saxon tourists are cool

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Being a nerd you hardly meet one in your sleeping quaters. Not not nowdays though. Hispanics are everywhere. Feels like you are in a colder version of Argentina.

I often see lots of Chinese(Taiwanese?) lesbian couples in Tokyo. They walk on the street holding each other’s hand

dont forget the 7 billion japs, chinks and gooks

wtf I love canadians now

Chinks that move in a blob. You cannot sepperate them. Easy to distinguish from japanese groups. Chinks prefer flashy colours in their apparel. Japs are more fashionable dressed. Koreans go in familly group. Dad holding the shedule with time tables etc.

Also when i was in Thailand the most annoying thing is that chinks use umbrellas against the sun. They hold no regard towards other people. Fucking umbrellas bumping into me.

t. 188 cm tall(6'2")

un fruttolo! SCHNELL!

Do you live in South Florida? Cause you just described tourist here to a T

R-E-N-T F-R-E-E

>Brits
ok but seem a bit lost
>Canadians
complain about the weather being hot but nice
>Australians
They're pretty chill seem to get the memo
>Germans
ughh, they're also a bit lost
>Japanese
they're ok, easily amused but nice
>Chinese
gtfo of my country reeeeeeeeeee

This

>good food
>Colombia

Fucking pick one.

I've traveled about 40 countries, from Iceland to India and Iraq and Kazakhstan. Colombia is, without a doubt, one of my top destinations--I plan on working there for the duration of my master's.

While Colombia has much to offer visitors, food is not one of its exceptional rewards. Colombian """"""""cuisine"""""""" is one step above the terrible shit I ate in Africa last summer.

>be me
>tourist taking a working vacation in Mexico
>trying to work
>dude gets shot behind my apartment

tfw

I’m half anglo too lmao

they shit fucking everywhere

What’s so bad about it?

Zero flavor whatsoever--you may as well chew on strips of leather.

You need to lurk moar man. Maybe you ate at some shitty restaurant. We even have a fucking restaurant of local
Flavors among the top 100 worldwide. It's called leo

Well, user, you are the 28th largest country by population and the 25th largest by area--I would hope that you have at least a single restaurant in the Top 100 worldwide.

Between Bogota, Medellin, Santa Marta, etc, I didn't find much good food in Colombia. As I said--lovely country! Please don't get me wrong, user. I really like your place, I just don't think the food is good.

>chinese
>always come in huge swarms, wear ugly and gaudy clothing
>do things like wear socks with sandals, always have backpacks and 900 bags and a bunch of cameras
>yap loudly in chink, take photos of absolutely everything, it could be a fucking wall or a fence and they'll take a picture of it
>stand around in everyone's way head in clouds, extremely inconsiderate, act like america is a fucking theme park built for their pleasure

>japanese
>wear oversized clothing with stiff geometry, probably due to some form of autism
>take some photos but mostly wander around and buy things
>polite and quiet, usually in couples or small groups, clothing is always spotlessly clean
>will wear heavy winter coats when it's 55 degrees
>always worrying about something
>politely shuffle out of my way

>russians and french
>strut around like they own the place, talk loudly, usually in familial groups with at least two kids
>usually in my way
>somehow I hate them more than the chinese, extremely punchable haughtiness

>british
>usually drunk or drinking

>Americans: I don't understand why they brink water taken from fountains and drink it at the restaurant
I'll do you one up. I always drink tap water. I regularly fill my bottle in bathrooms if I can't find another tap. I have a metal water bottle with a carabiner clipped to the cap that I carry everywhere. When in a restaurant I never order any drink but water.
Feels hydrated mang. Don't know why yuuros hate water so much.
>/trv/ to nyc
>people kept asking me for directions and recommendations
I also love how pedestrians there play chicken with car traffic. Yall don't give a fuck. People here actually wait for the light and like nah, I'm going. Absolutely fantastic city.

They may be koreans.

foreigners