/brit/

what do you lads get from the chinese?

Been waiting ages for the World Sipp Cup and the first match is supped

autism

a gf

its her best friends birthday today

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You mad?

Will Russia finally take over Finland and wipe out the mongolian scum that call it home?

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Will oxford bender's AIDS encrusted fingers ever type on /brit/ again?

>russia vs saudi arabia
What were you expecting?

>music is subjective
the single most obvious brainlet statement
ah yes Britney spears is definitely as good of a musician as tchaikovsky

you're wrong in the head mate
the fuzz are going to find you one day buried up to your neck in your own effluence murmuring "sue... sue.... sue...."
little freak cunt

ewww, it replied to me lol
*turns around and runs over to my friends*

Have you seen the pics of him? On mobile so I don't have them but he's a freak

Will he!?!

Man I love doing snake poops. I feel like I've emptied my whole intestine.

RIP AVIIICIII

Is Belgium going to get annexed by BASED France and the Netherlands

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choon
youtube.com/watch?v=Lg4Ha6k7Yes

honestly vomit a little bit every single time a y*nk replies to me

Britney keeps it short, sweet and simple.
Complexity and length isn't a sign of a good song.

done like 8 pages of my report today
need it done by next week ffs

have honestly seen better play from under-21s in the northern league

have you ever seen a nigger in Finland

Took a shite that was so big and solid that it tore my arsehole the other day

nice

nice

same

actually im like really smart

Oh yeah, what's the report about?
*walks away before you can bore me with your answer*

>roommate frying a big batch of mushrooms
>kitchen smells like sex

what about music is particularly "objective" though? just because tchaikovsky was schooled in compositional techniques doesn't necessarily mean the music he wrote is "better" than britney's recorded work
bet you don't even listen to classical music tismomick

sister is wearing leggings

brain says no, dick says YES

VERY reddit postings from the JFs

>go to work

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what mushrooms

No

Only once at the airport but that doesn't count

Incest is disguisting.

My sister has a nice arse

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steal her panties and share with the lads

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kyary desu senpai

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alri lads

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Destroying angels

non exhaustive list of the innumerable crimes of britain

Once saw a stereotypical turbo jew at the airport (hat, curly hair sideburns thing, black coat)

All fried mushrooms smell like sex (mostly like sperm).

daddy demands pics, he will NOT be happy if you disobey this POLITE request.

Thanks for the update.

think u mean orthodox

Yeah mate, great.
*walks away faster*

No, I'm almost certain the correct term is turbo-jew

*follows you*
did i ever tell you about my nusmimatic collection

did he have a daughter? OwO

you gay?

Made a thread on spee

rorke B T F O

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Your gimmick is frankly quite rude and not all fitting for a Brit.

No, he was with two other turbo jews

hahahah mummy is SEETHING that i'm staying up late watching the world cup instead of applying for jobs

git

anyone gonna watch the footy then?

bum and willies but also poo

think i've been posting in it

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sorry lad but you mum a stupid FAT dizzy cunt

Tell her you are just collecting material so that you can have something to relate with during interviews.

maybe im even the smartest person in the thread?

ALL IN
ALL IN

POOMA

I'm off to the cornetto factory, you lads want anything?

humble and honest

STREAM FROZE AS HE SCORED

How come brits are always so full of themselves ?

white ethnostate please

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Is it true that in the UK you can buy 100 bags of tea for like 2 quid?

>flag

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what was theresa may thinking at this particular moment?

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Problem ?

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because i am so smart

thinking about sucking my big toe

the huge load of cummie in her snatch from Abdul

no
i have a country

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Contemplating your tiny willy.

ciggie wank ciggie wank ciggie wank ciggie wank ciggie wank ciggie wank ciggie wank ciggie wank

need to impregnate a ginger girl

My willy is about 7.5 inches long

not a lot

That's cute.

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ari willylet, mines 8" on flop