Do you have this problem every time after peeing?

*BIG KEK

Yes I have to mill my pee pee like a toothpaste bottle to make sure I get it all our and even then some dribbles out.

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toilet paper bro. otherwise your underwear starts stinking up from the piss dribble

vile freak use some fucking toilet paper you slug.

Don't scare me.

Don’t threaten me, seriously...

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Yes

why do people care about that stain so much that they would use toilet paper--- i just ignore it and forget about it.

See

well I don't feel or smell anything. And the stain dries very quickly

wtf is everyone just pissing themselves or what?
what's so hard about shaking your cock a few times

waste of time

i try to avoid shaking because usually some tips of piss splash on my hands and I never wash hands unless im in a public toilet and there are other people around

oh alright, better to just piss yourself then

whats wrong with you

Their elementary gym teachers never showed them how to do it

just a little stain on my boxers and it goes away in like 5 minutes

Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks. Especially since they're such good size and all.

man i dont have time to wash my hands. I just wipe my hands to my pants which im gonna wash anyway sometime thats time efficient

whats wrong with you

this, u gotta wring it out

Are you the same Finn who refuses to shower

honesty

isn't it nice that above all petty nationalism, all humans have same dick with same probelsm

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Do you have this problem every 3 days a month after peeing?

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i force my pee out when i feel i'm about to finish peeing
usually works

eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i watch gay porn too

through dick, unity

yeah its even worse when you have phimosis

what do you mean "refuses to shower"
i personally shower 2 times a week, it is healthier
t. other

I have MS so I keep leaking anyway

you are nasty

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Why?

what's wrong with you

Jesus, I showed 2 times a day.

You're not an otter you motherfuccker.

I'm Chad, I don't smell, I change clothes every day.
Showering every day is bad for your hair and skin. Be healthy, don't shower.

Look up MS my dude, its pretty nasty what it does to your whole body

>Showering every day is bad for your hair and skin. Be healthy, don't shower.

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rip prostate lawl, shouldn't have masturbated that much

>I'm Chad, I don't smell, I change clothes every day.
>Showering every day is bad for your hair and skin. Be healthy, don't shower.

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masturbating is good for your prostate
everyone here is probably a nofapper

Nah, i clean myself with toilet.

explain

i shower every time i poo or pee. don't want poo or pee particles kicking around when i'm out on the town

i have the same problem and i tug it several times a day

I'm not a demented old man with prostate cancer so no

I take a cold, 5-minute shower 2-4 times every week and I'm not a retard or a NEET.

Same. In fact.....

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Put a slice of toilet paper on the penis and press it in order for the rest of pee to be expelled.

>i shower every time i poo or pee
You are either extremely dehydrated or only pee like once per day..
I take a piss about 7-8 times per day. That would be a lot of showers.

Very rarely, I usually just shake my dick a few times to get the last few drops out.

>mfw have a massive cock stink fetish
>have sensitive nose and can smell dried pee/cum
>can't help pop a boner

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this
>people who shower everyday ruining their body
i suppose when you live in a volcano it's necessary to cool down

I have always wanted a bf or gf that loves to bury their face in my crotch and take deep sniffs while stroking it through the fabric.