Yo, Jow Forums, spit a verse

OOGA BOOGA BIX NOOD
SMOKE WEED NIGGA, HOOD
WHITE WOMAN WHITE WOMAN
I ASK WHEREZ DEY BE PUTTIN'
NIGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
FINNA
HE CUTE
BASED
OOGA!

Fuck off nigger trash

NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA

>using "ask" instead of "aks"
Missed opportunity.

I miss the Swedish roaster

EY YO ONE TWO ONE TWO
FUCK NIGGUH SHIT FUCK NIGGUH
FUCK SHIT ASS NIGGUH FUCK NIGGA
ASS SHIT BITCH! GIT EMONE SMOKE
WEED FUCK BITCHES FUCK SHIT

HEY YOH NIGGAHS
LISTEN UP
TIME TO KLEN UP THE HOOD
THIS BEAT TIS CARRYING HEAT
TICK TOCK WATCH EM CLOCK
HOMOS LURKING FOR TO SUCK SUM COCKS
RAIN EM DOWN WITH DE GLOCK
TICK TOCK WATCH EM CLOCK
FAGGOTS WANT DEM RODS
MAKE EM ROT

I can't really rap but I can repeat my name and whatever lyric you just rapped in the background if you want

poo poo pee pee
newfags get alway from mee

Come, cheer up, my lads, 'tis to glory we steer,
To add something more to this wonderful year;
To honour we call you, as freemen not slaves,
For who are so free as the sons of the waves?

>all these butthurt anti-rap Jow Forumsfags ITT

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>cherrypicking

>good example vs bad example
woah good argument

just like you cherrypick when you meme that rap is nothing but "MOFUGGA NIGGAS MONEY CARS"

dumb yankees

except it is

wrong

Except it isn't you autistic neckbeard

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>euroniggas telling me about rap
howling

and stay there

>no arguments
L M A O

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>top 50
>soundcloud
listen to more rap, it was basically born from the hood.

Do you at least listen to Slick Rick? He's the only "rapper" I've ever liked.

I like jaffa cakes
The kind my mate Rafa makes
They taste good and I wanna take
some more of em
a nigger swore off em
but when a nigga see dem cakes he grab a score of em
I love jaffa cakes

>>top 50
>>soundcloud
What is this even supposed to mean?
>it was basically born from the hood
Yeah no shit it was born from the hood. That has nothing to do with anything.
Modern rap artists aren't even from the hood at all.
Nah

rap is poetry with a beat
kanye is the dante alighieri of the 21st century

We democrats are YEET
The ladies think we're really NEAT
Republicans are CLOWNS
They give them ladies FROWNS
They only elect CROOKS
Iffy need to hit them BOOKS
They make America DISGRACED
They just hating 'cause we BASED
UH

*drops mic*

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>What is this even supposed to mean?
Listen to them and come back to me, swedoid
>That has nothing to do with anything
Except it does lmao. It is heavily inspired by the harsh life of the ghetto. even rappers who "leave" the hood never leave it in their songs.
>Modern rap artists aren't even from the hood at all.
Depends on the artist. Most grow up in shit areas. Maybe not as downtrodden as detroit,

YEAH UH YEAH UH
WIFE'S SON PRODUCTIONS
DOCTOR DRE
EMINEM
UH LETS GET IT
WE DA PERENNIAL MILLENNIAL
NIGGAS WIT L'OREAL
LIPSTICK WIT DE TIP IN YO MOMMA'S DIPSTICK
FUCKIN OTHER NIGGAS WIT MY DICK
LIKE A HOMOSEXUAL
SUCKIN DICK LIKE YO MOM BUT I AINT FLEXIN
MAKIN SHIT MUSIC LIKE A STUPID NIGGER INCAPABLE OF WRITING ANYTHING THAT FOLLOWS A DECENT TIME SIGNATURE AND WITH LYRICS THAT OFTEN DETRACT FROM THE OTHERWISE DECENT BEATS MADE BY PEOPLE MUCH MORE TALENTED THAN THE RAPPERS THEMSELVES WHO CAN SAY QUITE LITERALLY ANYTHING AND SOME WILLIAMSBURG HIPSTER WILL PRAISE THEM AS BEING REALLY SMART BECAUSE THEY'RE DESPERATE NOT TO SEEM RACIST EVEN THOUGH THEY COULD PICK SOMEONE FROM A LESS RETARDED PROFESSION BUT OF COURSE THE ONLY BLACK PEOPLE THEY KNOW ARE FROM RAP BECAUSE THAT'S THE STEREOTYPE AND NO MATTER HOW MUCH THEY WANT TO DENY IT THEY'RE ACTUALLY REALLY REALLY RACIST
YEAH UH
WE OUTCHIA

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Hoopity scoop
Scoopdity woop
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Poopty scoopty
Scoopdity woop
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>even rappers who "leave" the hood never leave it in their songs.
Who is Andre 3000?

>Andre 3000
whom'st? dude dropped off the map

Right. Doesn't mean his music stopped existing. Half of his songs are explicitly mocking and questioning hood life.

I never use soundcloud but I just looked and it was full of great artists and songs desu. Can you point me to a song on the list that comes even close to the stereotype you had of rap/hip hop? The only one that comes close is tekashi

And like I said, most of big rappers and hip hop artists don't come from the hood nowadays.

yeah. He deliberately tried to do something different tho

gazettereview.com/2017/11/top-10-soundcloud-rappers-hottest-soundcloud-rappers-2017/

>He deliberately tried to do something different
No shit. You think anyone else that does things differently does it by accident? Stop trying to move goalposts. You're bad at it.

just looking at the homepage
trippie reid
plug walk
TopDawgEnt

These bitches love Sosa
O end or no end
Fucking with them O boys,
You gon' get fucked over
Rari's and Rovers
These hoes love Chief Sosa
Hit him with that cobra,
Now that boy slumped over
They do it all for Sosa
You boys ain't making no noise
Ya'll know I'm a grown boy
Your clique full of broke boys
God ya'll some broke boys
God ya'll some broke boys
We GBE dope boys,
We got lots of dough boy

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>gazettereview.com/2017/11/top-10-soundcloud-rappers-hottest-soundcloud-rappers-2017/
??????????

so this is the power of american brains....whoa...

What are you getting at? The fact I said "no rapper "leaves the hood" so you found an example to prove me wrong? fantastic. If you want me to reword it then fine. "most rappers never leave the hood.

Rap as itself a culture derives and thrives on that concept hence why it's popular with black teens. Gang culture is influenced by it 100 fold. As for andre 3000, ok you got me i guess lmao

shit music with good lyrics is still shit music

also led zeppelin is trash

I love this one too.
youtube.com/watch?v=-GdKhpna_k4

>find me a song
>find you 10 rappers whose songs are mumble rap and talk about compare hip hop tropes
also so this is the power of swedoids....woah

>whose songs are mumble rap
Why are you moving the goalpost? Since when are we talking about mumble rap?

Name one of their songs that match your stereotype?
Because the trippie red (btw trippie is trash) song that's on the list is dark knight dummo and that doesn't have lyrics that's even close to what you wrote earlier

>What are you getting at?
>proceeds to explain that he knew exactly what I was getting at
What is wrong with you yanks?

DEAR MR I'M-TOO-GOOD-TO-STAY-IN-THE-EU.
THIS'LL BE THE LAST TRADE AGREEMENT I'LL EVER OFFER YOU.
IT'S BEEN 2 MONTHS AND STILL NO DEAL - I DON'T DESERVE IT?
I KNOW YOU GOT MY LAST TWO OFFERS;
I WROTE THE SANCTIONS ON 'EM PERFECT

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Music in the sense of rhytm etc is completely subjective so that's an argument which can never come to a conclusion.
My criticism was of the anons ITT that made fun of rap and hip hop in the sense that it's nothing but "NIGGA MUFUGGA OOGA BOOGA"

>Rap as itself a culture derives and thrives on that concept hence why it's popular with black teens
Rap and hip hop is popular with all teens though, both black and white asians etc

THIS IS AMERICA
DON'T CATCH YOU SLIPPIN UP
AYY
I GOT A GAT
AYY
GUNS IN MY AREA

alright mumble rap, and rap that is nothing but "MOFUGGA NIGGAS MONEY CARS"
there you go

>Name one of their songs that match your stereotype?
perhaps you heard of this one, he is on the list i sent you if you even looked at it
youtu.be/4LfJnj66HVQ
>Because the trippie red (btw trippie is trash) song that's on the list is dark knight dummo
so you're moving the goalpost and saying it's something else?
>Genres : Hip hop trap, cloud rap, and emo rap
> that's even close to what you wrote earlier
My whole argument is the majority of hip hop/rap is mothafugga cars, money, niggas
(which it is otherwise it wouldn't be so appealing to low income trash)

>andre left the hood and actually talks against it!
o....k?

AYY YOO NIGGA WHERE DEM BITCHES AT CODIENE WEED NIGGAS AYYY ESKEEEETT

>ok
That's you literally admitting you were wrong. Dolt.

Mostly blacks. Hence why most white rappers get shiton for awhile until proven otherwise. eminem was shit on for awhile, he was even against the stigma of a white rapper in a black mans game

Tbh most white rappers are trash.

Yeah hence why in my point I re-worded it to "majority" instead. You fucking donut.

Mitä?!?

Vitun kytät on aina mun perässä. Kun mä posotan pöllityllä Pösöllä Itäväylää, ei jaksa tsiigaa sireenii, Kun on vetäny vitusti virénii. Kontulasta pöhistiin rauhassa. Paskalakit tuli perseeseen Itiksen mutkassa ja seuraa mua. Höh, turhaa vaivaa, Verta nenistään ne vaan kaivaa. Mä en antaudu edes piikkimatolla, Mä nään mieluummin itteni katolla. Mua ei koskaan pysäytetä pakolla. Eikä rankaista millään Hevon vitun sakoilla. Mun kädet on rakoilla, Oon tottunu pakoilla, Pottaiästä asti Ku aloin kakoilla Ja noil kytil on munat niinku akoilla. Mut mä oon mies ja mun pallit on tallella Kallella, jäynää.

Nyt takas pakomatkaan: nasta lautaan, on päästävä hatkaan. Tiesulku, jumalauta puskien yli vastakkaiselle kaistalle, mähän en tyri. Pari sata metrii bäk sit stop. Nopee ulos autosta, hopi-hopi-hop. Aitojen yli teollisuusalueelle. Saatanan savitakkiässä, tulee kierrokselle. Ny on helle puun alle, niinku Rukajärven sissi. Sheriffit on niskassa. Oliks tää mun eka missi. Mut on iisi ku pikkuskidi, joka imee tissii. Mua ei vittu napata ja se on ihan vissii.

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Lil Pump is literally a meme, but even with that being said the main verse in Gucci Gang is still better than most lyrics in pop/rock/whatever

>My lean cost more than your rent, ooh
>Your mama still live in a tent, yeah
>Still slanging dope in the jets, huh
>Me and my grandma take meds, ooh
>None of this shit be new to me
>Fucking my teacher, call it tutory
>Bought some red bottoms, cost hella Gs
>Fuck your airline, fuck your company
>Bitch, your breath smell like some cigarettes
>I'd rather fuck a bitch from the projects
>They kicked me out the plane off a Percocet
>Now Lil Pump fly a private jet
>Everybody screaming "fuck West Jet!"
>Lil Pump still sell that meth
>Hunnid on my wrist sippin on Tech
>Fuck a lil bitch, make her pussy wet

>so you're moving the goalpost and saying it's something else?
What? I'm saying that the song by trippie red on the list is nothing like your stereotype

>My whole argument is the majority of hip hop/rap is mothafugga cars, money, niggas
>(which it is otherwise it wouldn't be so appealing to low income trash)
And you've yet to provide an example. Your best example is literally fucking Gucci Gang lmao.
And once again, rap and hiphop is popular in ALL classes, races etc.

Yeah, that's called "moving the goalposts". I mocked you for that already.

kk ibahesj maken mijn leven zuur als wahed citroen
geef me zhoen als ehan yahi
onze leven is zwaar als wahed gewicht
hou je rustig vriend of wil je glas in je gezicht
187 op een blanke agent
palestina buurt waar de jood in wegrent

this

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>Lil Pump is literally a meme
>t-t-that doesn't count!
y i k e s. I never took into consideration you just have shit taste.

>What? I'm saying that the song by trippie red on the list is nothing like your stereotype
I was talking about "I kill people" not dark knight dummo

Listen to the artists.
Big tymers- no fly *cars*.
niggas- literally every song
money- unironically gucci gang, he flounts that shit or that hispanic fag named sixtynine or something. Those are on the top of my head.

>And once again, rap and hiphop is popular in ALL classes, races etc.
I never said otherwise, it's just popular amongst blacks the most.

How can I move goalposts when you brought one artist to disapprove my point? Which I then changed because you're right? jesus christ
>I mocked you for that already.
300 iq btw

> tfw garbage rap is popular over genuises like Lupe

Who can even come close that's not dead? youtu.be/jj4ROE4sbxM

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YEAH STRAIGHT FROM THE TOP OF MY DOME WAKAMAKA PHONE

yes yes guess who's on third lupe steal like lupin the third

oh that other song that came out, "this is america". By that's really meta even childish gambino is talking about common tropes in music.

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>How can I move goalposts when you proved my point wrong?
>at which point I changed my point
Holy fuck. That mental deficiency.

*lupe base steal

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Again, why do you bring up a fucking meme as some sort of representant of rap?
You obviously have no knowledge of rap and hip hop as genres and are just stuck in your stereotypes. Pretty sad.

Also you've yet you give an example song that's anything like your stereotype. The closest you've come is still fucking >Gucci Gang
This Is America is not about tropes you brainlet.

I said you were right. And I changed my point from cherrypicked to "majority". What aren't you understanding? Holy fuck dude

everynight in bed im there again
thoughts of what i shouldve asked still inside the brain
i wish i couldve been greater so i had a chance
even after trying so little things dont change
i dont know why i just cant
put my mind into anything
bottles really are my only friends
they stay with with till im up
and never leave my side like you did
where the fuck is the motivation
how can so many others find their drive
but for me its so fucking hard
why the fuck did i have to be like this
bitch and crying when i know why im dying

>And I changed my point
Just you let me know when it sticks in that thick mutt skull of yours.

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You want me to go through every rap song? I named the ones from the list, and the ones off the top of my head.

>Also you've yet you give an example song that's anything like your stereotype
except I did but you don't count it because "it's a meme!" end yourself

>This Is America is not about tropes you brainlet.
>donald glovers dance to distract the horrors of america
>get your money black man
Probably not the best example, but even the mumble rap in that song is a common rap trope these days.

Holy shit

I don't know why you're still responding after I said you're right lmao

I want you to admit to moving goalposts because you're an ego-obsessed idiot. Your passive-aggressive "lmao" doesn't change shit.

If you want go through these list. Unless of course, only obscure music counts lol
mademan.com/mm/10-best-rap-songs-about-cars.html
mademan.com/mm/10-best-rap-songs-about-money.html
youtube.com/watch?v=vJwKKKd2ZYE

There you go.

How can I move the goalposts when you provided one artist?

You literally said all of rap is about the hood and that even those who leave the hood never leave the hood in their raps.

You were proven wrong.

You then changed the parameters to "most rap".

That is moving the goalposts.

I know you mutts are fucking braindead but you're setting a new standard here. Reddit-spaced to help your simpleton mind understand.

>You want me to go through every rap song?
No I just want you to give an example. The only song you've mentioned but even thought it's a trash meme song it STILL doesn't fit your stereotype.

That's unironically a decent song and great rhymes. The only way it fits your stereotype is that he used "nigga" alot. Then again, there's not even anything wrong with that, it's no different than saying "man" or "dude"

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>You literally said all of rap is about the hood

The funny thing is that the #1 selling rap artist right now is fucking Post Malone. So much for the hood

My plane just crash landed, so im gunning all these rappers like a semi automatic, fuck a democratic, plastic, demographic, im too dynamic, classic, and psychopathic to even listen to these other rappers in fact im magic, rip apart the fabric of your gigantic satanic bigraphic smoking ednoplasmic organic watching pornographic catholics fuck in traffic as im doing back flips and aerobatics , causing traumtic damage to interglactic skamtics, spitting cinematic aristocratic fantastic raps of madness, i sence an imbalance so i crash down my malice, axes, and hatchets and start killing the masses, firing cannons dropping acid summoning phantoms just to see what happens, theses are just a fraction of commandments, i want to destroy plantes, blow gaskets, break branches kill all the faggots fascists and rabbits, im disastrous shoot atlas and knock the earth of its axis, eat a cactus trip out and fuck alice on a celing mattress, with an abstract pianist playing mantras in fragments till im absorbed by all the blankness. i practise taking capsules in my absense my circumsances cancell all previous distractions so i dont even need to practise to have satisfaction, fuck compassion ill slipt an atom when im rapping with little to no interaction .

So my mistake was labeling all rap was about the hood and you capitalized on that and provided one aritst to disprove my entire point? Ok. I then said "most rap" as you were right. Now you're obsessed about goalposts even if I said you were right about the argument.
You then resort to name calling because you're so angry about wanting me to say I moved the goalposts when I already admitted your right. There can't be goalposts because that would imply I'm still in the right, which I'm not. You get it now?

>No I just want you to give an example.
Which I did, multiple ones.
>The only song you've mentioned but even thought it's a trash meme song it STILL doesn't fit your stereotype
Except I didn't. I listed what? 4 rappers? Then proceeded to name more, after more.
>doesn't fit your stereotype.
might I remind you what that stereotype is? money, cars, nigga, etc. But let's just talk about those 3. (which I did list but you're not counting it)

did you look at the songs about cars and money? btw "nigga" is one of the stereotypes. So you admitted to being wrong? Good. I never said there was anything wrong with it just that it's a trope.

Juice world right now, but close. Also refer to me admitting that was wrong.

I am actually embarrassed for you. I can't imagine being so mentally disabled.

>he still doesn't get it.
retard

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>n-no u
Yeah, that's about what I expected from a mutt.

I'm a spiritual lyrical individual miracle

I wouldn't have to say it if you understand my post. Stop replying anytime.
>Yeah, that's about what I expected from a mutt.
>mutt
low iq. It's ok though I understand

youtube.com/watch?v=c-owSS5AYQc

AYOOO HOL UP GO DIS FIRE ASS SKEET SKEET CUMIN THROUGH NOMSAYIN?

BITCHES IN MY HOOD,
BOUT TO DROP ME LOOT,
BETTA HAVE IT ALL,
ELSE IMA SLAP THAT HOE
(SKRRT SKRRT)
I AINT PLAYIN WITH YOU NIGGAZ,
STEP OUTTA LINE IMA FUCK YA'LL BITCHEZ (HAHA).
RHYMEZ LIKE DIMES,
MY MONEY STAY TIGHT,
YOUR MONEY STAY THIN LIKE A STRAND,
I SAY IMA SLIP IT IN YO ASS,
YOU GON TAKE IT RAW (HOL UP)
DON'T DISRESPECT ME,
ELSE IMA DROP DA NUT ON YOUR EYES.

*dabs*

>eu rap

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slick rick is great