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north london edition

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north pengdon

Yeah, they thought we were soft, boy, you learned the hard way
Not with all the talkin', turned it to a closed case
Look, bullets got duller, and it's vanilla
All white, that Plain Jane, yeah
The rose gold one better, hundred or better
I took the money and flooded my bezel
You diamond to rock, computed the settin'
VVS diamonds, they pop just like kettle
I popped a molly to get on my level
Rockin' that Ricky and Raf, here my sweater
Yeah, Patek Philippe, it cloudy like Heaven
Met her at 10, fucked that girl at 11
Fake diamonds in your Rollie, how you reckon?
Diamond tester, nigga, you better check it, yeah

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burned my hand lads
fucking stings

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THAT AINT WORKIN
MAYBE GET A BLISTER ON YOUR
LITTLE FINGER!

AWOOOO

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you're not fooling me

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Misleading image

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>Husband accused of wife murder 'taunted over penis size'

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Beta uprising

ARSE

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could take this oversized rodent 1v1 any day

25 years old, never had a gf or an interpersonal relationship more advanced than casual work acquaintances

my mere physical presence oozes virginity and an aspergic aura which causes all normal people to feel uncomfortable that such a vile, horrid creature could exist

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Aussie coming for my gimmick storehouse

FISH

AND

CHIPS

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i'm working class and am proud of and contribute to our reputation as tourists
fuck continentals

>flatmate watching reddit and morty
>toilmates praising game of thrones
wish pleb weren't allowed to voice their opinions

boney arse
massive face
dubiously covered schnoz
decent chebs

4/10 elbows too pointy

ahh yes on a bus when a 5'7 (my height) woman is rreaching across to get her bag and she says sorry i'm too short to be able to reach far...

Ernest Hemingway, his father, brother and sister all committed suicide

Dinner is served

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which car manufacturer does this choon remind you of

What`s up with all these banters among allies anyway, Johnny muh boy?

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Slags or Thots

the virgin dinner

hereditary mental illness coupled with abusive upbringing (also caused by hereditary mental illness)

hello

*surreptitiously right clicks and presses s*

cia did it

same but i'm 30
i've actually had a few female friends in the past. i've had girls say "you need a gf to hang out with, like we are now"

every day is gut wrenching despair. wish i could press a button and disappear.

Too tired after shagging women to cook properly mate, you'll know that feeling one day I hope

SLAGS SLAGS SLAGS

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me on the left

Fucking wh*teoids post fake news shit

Chicken gravy granules on a shepherds pie, truly the alpha choice.

the weirdest thing about all the normies into GoT is that despite it being the only apparent thing they watch and they talk about being "obsessed" with it they're confused by the basic plot and characters while I read ASOIAF years ago and am more or less aware of what's going on

how do normies piss away all their time on a series without comprehending what is going on?

not a big fan of.
prefer a good pan fried sea bass filet (or even a good cod fillet pan fried if its been well spiced) with thyme, and a few boiled potatoes instead.

love mushy peas though.

always feel disgusted at myself when i eat normal fish and chips

>Too tired after shagging women to cook properly mate, you'll know that feeling one day I hope

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Greetings, imperial!

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Big brain: disliking the rick and morty fanbase

Small contrarian brain: disliking the rick and morty show

dunno how anyone can be arsed spending 30+ mins making a meal then another 15 mins (at least) washing up half a dozen dishes and appliances

>ready meal in the over, 22 mins at 190ºC or 5m30s in the micro
one plate + one set of cutlery to wash, done

Might do a move to western China

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gf just sent me this said she was busy with her drama group today

Exactly mate you've got it

Thags

This is the nose

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ah yes
the end goal of the left

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show is atrocious though
those raspy high pitched that stumble on their words on purpose and often cut random belchings get me VERY close to the edge

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damn based
might have to get into bowie now

He was cleared but that doesn't matter obviously.

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ready meals don't cause obesity; I eat them virtually every single night and I'm a skelly

I will concede that a lot of fat people eat them as well though

met some guy who likes moby unironically during lunch
didn't know how to react thought everyone just """liked""" him

30 mins till love islands REMINDER 30 MINS TILL LOVE ISLAND

>2.5L

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plenty of time left lads

Caer Dyf---->Cardiff

eating too much causes obesity
eating literal shit is just an indicator of bad eating habits

I'm practicing my British accent, how am I?
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was he cleared off being a nazi sympathizer though? Very important for me to know...

cooking is fun and rewarding and generally cheaper than ready meals

should have posted a bad-eating-habits map then

You're just approaching it with bad ideas and expectations m8. If you watched it when it was barely popular like I did you could have been agreeably surprised, it's too late now.
I'd put it on the same level as season 9 Simpsons.

yank I spoke to on the coach back from Paris a few months ago just added me on snapchat

how did he find me

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M E N T I O N E D

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sugar is the number one cause of obesity. trans-fats and saturated fats are bad for you but sugar builds fat stores like nothing else

bit annoyed i waited until my late teens to experiment with my mates

obesity is linked to low nutritional (micronutrient and some macronutrient content) and high caloric foods which pre-prepared foods tends towards

that guy you replied to just now was a different Frenchmen, i posted the obesity map. I wanted to post the diabetes map but France is redder on that one.

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Nah he always changed the subject whenever he was asked about it, even off the record. He certainly did speak fondly of Hitler at the time and do Nazi salutes.
He gets a general pass from people on that though because it was during his Thin White Duke era when he was living on milk and red peppers and keeping all of his shit and piss in jars so they didn't get stolen by witches. I've made none of this up btw.

fesh and cheps brew

wasn't he married to a nigger?

i did watch it when i'd watch literally anything
was shit back then too and i dropped it mid 2nd season

Bussing to Christchurch lads

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Also had sex with Mick Jagger. He was into all sorts.

fesh and cheps brew

hubei, hunan, jiangxi the trifecta of peng countryside

Does anyone have anymore examples of naming conventions like this?

I do talk like that t b h

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he did rape underage fans though

If you say "seth iffrican" you sound South African okay lads

ah yes the half-chinese mao spammer