/Brit/

Can we limit /brit/ to polite conversation only?
Can we all avoid politics, religion and economics?

youtube.com/watch?v=__HSFyqN1DU

crash bandicoot
ps1

>you the bloke who I spoke to that was heading tae the pub a while ago?

Not when there's yanks around lad. Where there are yanks, there will be Jow Forums.

My mama said, "you can't hurry love
No, you'll just have to wait"
She said, "love don't come easy
But it's a game of give and take"
You can't hurry love
No, you'll just have to wait
Just trust in a good time
No matter how long it takes

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B-but what about trump? He said this one thing once and then did another thing!

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who's "we", nigger?

*points a camera down your trousers in public*
wahey you sick cunt put your willy away why aren't you wearing underwear

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britney's front bum

racism is funny

just ban yanks(and 'tismomick)

Some alri yanks will be caught in the crossfire, but they're a worthy sacrifice to get rid of the dire ones

yer mam's yer da

>nigger

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Throwaway just because with this one I have never felt more like a pedophile. We got a call for a pregnancy about a woman that had gone into labor, no big deal happens all the time. But when we finally arrived no one answered the door, I thought it was a prank call until we heard screaming. Now officially we are allowed to break down the door. We do and are featured to the site of 2 sets of screaming parents and 2 kids (boy&girl) holding each others hands while the girl is screaming as blood has pooled between her legs. The parents stop arguing to look at us as we walk in with the gurney. They're pissed but at this point fuck them we get the girl strapped up and carry her out to the ambulance and into the back of the cab. Along the way the reason for the bleeding was due to a hemorrhage in her uterine wall and only we could think of to control it was a lot of gauze and pressure to the area in hopes of slowing down the bleeding. She made it to the hospital but barely and the baby was born through a c-section. Both are surprisingly still alive today though admittedly a little worse for wear. And the ages of the new parents, mother- age 12, father age-11

>literally a leftytard brit comes in the thread and starts a retarded political discussion about trump
>it's the yanks!

*spreads legs in public while wearing no underwear*
omgggg ur such a perv how dare you

The reason I come on here is to discuss that stuff, because, because of polite conversation etiquette, you cannot do that in person. I need my release, man.

banana man get peeled like dat

thought it was interesting how the spinning kick attack in that game was square but for jack and daxter it was circle

lad you literally post absolute brown here and I reply to it. YOU start every political discussion you cowardly slug

foy

Imagine defending paparazzi

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got a job interview tomorrow
hope i don't actually get the bloody thing
am quite enjoying the NEET life atm

then stop, be the bigger man and walk away

it's bizarre how easily identifiable 'tismo yank is and how he thinks it's just a handful of people who dislike him

fuck yanks and their Jow Forums shit
*praises mao*
*talks about how britain needs socialism*
*fuck drumpfs*

hmmm

So hot there, she looks really young

I would die for the incel race

/brit/ is like the pub with the lads

if you're gonna post something heavy, just think "how would the lads at the pub react to this?"

If they'd never invite you out again after you said it, you shouldn't post it. We have other boards for those topics.

been friends with this brown girl for a few years
she is cute but at this point making a move seems foolish
plus I have literally never seen her with a guy. Dunno how conservative she is. Let alone a wh*toid like me
>tfw no desi gf

this should be the only rule of /brit/

should i?

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but mate, if you disagree with him you're a far left commie soros-funded shill who was behind 9/11, OPEN YOUR EYES!!!

It's called SATIRE you mong

just selfsabotage the interview then lol

this is fucking gay tbqh and if the kind of banter here is not what you would say down the pub I think you should fuck off

nigger!

good post but easy on the reddit spacing there parnder

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how come I can't find this guy on the iowa sex offenders website? is this faked lmoa

youtube.com/watch?v=cJu3DBefaOg

based Joe defeating the incel menace

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>great leap forward
>70 million people starve to death

>joe rogan

shan't

samefag. post an archive link to any post in /brit/ that talks about soros shills etc.
I can link some to unironic communists, most likely like yourself

yeh and post pics

Nice to see Portugal and swedes get on

depopulaiton is the way forward

mao was on another plane of irony
mere mortals cannot comprehend his method

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hes about as insightful as a teenager who read a philosphy for dummies book

any female incel woman in

Nice picture, she hasn't yet learned how to do that photo smile, really genuine.
Reminds me of a DFW footnote about porn, give me a sec to find it

no I don't want pictures of famous girl's fannies
t. feminist

Don't really find them attractive. But what really puts me off is the thought of a child that is half Indian. Not because I think Indian man have anything wrong. It's just girls don't like them. Don't want to curse my children like that.

Has anyone else noticed that those boxy Volvo estate cars from the 1980s are still fairly common on the roads

school of hard knocks has a point

never listened to him but it's more about his interesting guests innit
cos he's just like an average joe voice

ordered a bonsai tree

state

Why do Mormons always stop me on the street instead of the 50 other people around me? Fucking melters. They get really annoyed when I tell them I'm Catholic too.

A lot of the SJW arguments about incels are the same type conservatives use about the poor or minorities.

>I know an ugly guy with a hot gf! lookism isn't real!
>I know a black guy with a good job! racism isn't real!

if you think about it, women are basically niggers

both groups are obsessed with shoes and jewellery, and think they are oppressed

mongs don't realize he's supposed to be an average joe on the show. they think he is trying to be a philosopher or some shit

I am attracted to non-whites too but the thought of having mixed children is nightmarish

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He's got a stunning wife for a 5'8 manlet. But he worked his ass off to get her. Most man cannot do that.

one of them stopped and gave me her mobile no.

Mormons are bizarre specimens, there are a lot where I live. They are a cult (with pedophiles) that gets by with being overly nice. I purposely don't go to their stores to support them

Reckon she had by that point, her second shoot with that photographer and she had plenty of experience by then, agree its a nice smile though

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strange how the reddit communities that make fun of incels explicitly ban misogyny when they are rampant with misandry

“just get ur shit together” is true in a aay but most people here arent NEET even if they pretend and yet this website is full of absolutely miserable people

he doesn’t behave like that though does he? fucking yanks thick as pigshit

xev bellringer finally made a creampie video

>14 Mr. Harold Hecuba [aka Wright], whose magazine job entails reviewing dozens of adult releases every month, has an interesting vignette about a Los Angeles Police Dept. detective he met once when H.H.’s car got broken into and a whole box of Elegant Angel Inc. videotapes was stolen (a box with H.H.’s name and work address right on it) and subsequently recovered by the LAPD. A detective brought the box back to Hecuba personally, a gesture that H.H. remembered thinking was unusually thoughtful and conscientious until it emerged that the detective had really just used the box’s return as an excuse to meet Hecuba, whose critical work he appeared to know, and to discuss the ins and outs of the adult-video industry. It turned out that this detective—60, happily married, a grandpa, shy, polite, clearly a decent guy—was a hard-core fan. He and Hecuba ended up over coffee, and when H.H. finally cleared his throat and asked the cop why such an obviously decent fellow squarely on the side of the law and civic virtue was a porn fan, the detective confessed that what drew him to the films was “the faces,” i.e. the actresses’ faces, i.e. those rare moments in orgasm or accidental tenderness when the starlets dropped their stylized “fuck-me-I’m-a-nasty-girl” sneer and became, suddenly, real people. “Sometimes—and you never know when, is the thing—sometimes all of a sudden they’ll kind of reveal themselves” was the detective’s way of putting it. “Their what-do-you-call … humanness.” It turned out the LAPD detective found adult films moving, in fact far more so than most mainstream Hollywood movies, in which latter films actors—sometimes very gifted actors—go about feigning genuine humanity, i.e.: “In real movies, it’s all on purpose. I suppose what I like in porno is the accident of it.”

desu if you aren't good looking you might just have to lower your standards, sucks but what can you do

how can the MSM even criticise incels. What is there to criticise? all arguments just show a clear misunderstanding of their position
hating on incels is just adding fuel to the fire

my mom loved valium and lots of drugs

that isn't strange at all, it's obvious why they do that

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Yeah they're all fucking yanks too and I can literally spot that before they even open their mouths because of how 52% white they all are. One of them asked me today what my favourite thing about Belfast is and I said our history of killing Brits and he was not pleased haha

creampies should be mandatory tbf

and lesbian porn? ban that shit

>youtube.com/watch?v=FO2cRI6-UPM

>you will NEVER repel the american dogs from the sacred ground of Dragon Valley EVER again

why lads

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god...absolutely terrifying...
this might be it for the west

link me something he's said where he's even remotely trying to come off as an intellectual or philosopher then you fucking poor leprechaun piece of shit

seems very sexist and the people that constantly cry about 'misogyny' are the same people who constantly cry about sexism

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joe is a brainlet

stacking up supplies for when the incel revolution comes lads

>tfw my standards are fucked because 2 of the 3 girls to express interest in me were 8/10 or higher
Im an utter scrote too

I fucking hate yanks
but not as much as I hate micks
so I'm with what ya got cunt blazeit

should i turn off personalised adverts from google services