ITT things Americans will never understand

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Mayo is good on fries but Blue Cheese is much better

>Mayo is good on fries

You have to go back.

The only topping for fries is ketchup and literally nothing else

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mayo+hot sauce is the best fry dip

>Mayo is good on fries
Sick

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E V I L

Actually the best topping is mayo mixed with ketchup.

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this

I think honey mustard is great with fries. I always do that if I'm at a tendies joint.

Gotta agree with the rest of the Americans that replied to you.
Garlic sauce is fine, though.

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>not knowing that any generic fry sauce at restaurants and fast food joints is just mayo and ketchup mixed together with a little bit of salt

wtf

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I prefer vinegar on top with a mayo/ketchup mix sauce on the side

Why do euros love cum on their French fries?

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Today OP was not a fag.

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why should they? that stuff is disgusting

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This drives americans crazy

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based

not calling u CHI
but is this a CHI thing? i thought m*yo was for the anglos

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What do you even have mayo with if not fried potatoes? Is there even any other remote option?

I actually asked a french person about this because I assume it's from there. They said tuna, so yes, having it with chips is the best option

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oldie

Salade. Vis. Vissalade. Tosti. Je moeders kut.

Non hard-shell tacos aka the good ones

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>radish
Loser

The mayo in ths States sucks ass apparently (so say many Slavs), so yeah I guess we'll never know.

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>The mayo in ths States sucks ass apparently (so say many Slavs), so yeah I guess we'll never know.

Come here and try our fries with mayo, curry sauce and onions. It's delicious

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dunno how people eat mayonnaise or tartare or any other white sauce, fucking rank

carbs are for fatties
that being said, I miss poutine on fries

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dill sauce with salmon, or really any other similar fish

we have plenty of authentic mexican resturaunts. taco bell isn't all we got or is it even considered mexican food. and immigrants sell your shit in the streets. we call tacos with cilantro, onion, and corn shells street tacos.

macaroni salad is fucking delicious

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>Talks about patat special.
>Posts patat oorlog.
Kom op nou.

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Kholdnets is terrible.
Salo and ikra are dope.

>hot sauce on fries
why did i never think of this
i always thought hot sauce was for meat only
its a nice soft flavor

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>americans don't like mayo
Truly a fallen country, no whites left.

That's a meme. I tried mayonnaise in poland and Belgium and they tasted the same as American mayo.

muriboo.

ketchep is good for precisely nothing. sugarwaterpaste with tomato coloring, pig disgusting.

The only stuff that go with fries are:
Mustard
Feta
Tzatziki
Tyrokafteri

theres actually a large variety in its quality. also, half the country uses 'fritessaus', which is american tier knockoff mayo. if i get that, i throw it in the waiters face.

good fries takes three things: proper double phase frying. proper seasoning of the fries and proper mayo.

they kinda cancel each other out, fat stuff reduces hotness and mayo has a a lot of fat

Have you ever tried a kholodets?

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Name one non-sweet dish that becomes worse with mayo.

That right, you can't.

asparagus

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poutine is the assembled dish not a condiment you dumbass

With sausages (or meat in general, but less frequently than mustard) and in sandwiches.

remoulade is the best for fries and fish also

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Shiracha-Mayo is my go to.

Why do so many americans hate mayo?

>tzatziki
this guy gets it

Дa. Я жил в Poccии зa oдин гoд. Хoлoдeц - чёpт.
And that's all the Russian I remember. Honestly, the taste isn't the worst, it's the texture.

C гopчицeй и хpeнoм нaдo былo ecть, тyпoe aнглo.

I'm anglo

Я знaю ты жocя.

I don't understand it either

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Sashimi

Here you wrong kiddo

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heil zaanstad

>no olivye itt

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R-Ruska salata?
God damn I love it.

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*blocks your path*

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*blocks your actual path*

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