/cum/

always smells like shit everywhere in the summer

Same.
Moved out a few days ago, had internet installed yesterday by a tech guy, but another tech had to come later that day because I had DNS errors and TV issues. He ended up changing the entire cable because it was old and whatever the fuck. I'll probably be charged, but whatever.

Drunk btw.

plus insects

>They wanna move to the South
why??

theres a bug crawling around in the light on my ceiling. going to make it my pet, bug-kun.

Tired of Ohio and it's shitty winters. I don't really have a big gripe with winter but my dad is from the South originally so he likes it better.

>August Ames has been dead for 2 months
>there are still videos of her getting posted on xvideos
why do people do this?

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because the South is the only part of the US with culture

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I used to do that with spiders, at least the small harmless ones. But then I started just taking them on a sheet of paper and relococalize them somewhere else in the house our simply drop them outside.

regions of North America with culture: Quebec, the South, Mexico

>I know the names of porn stars

I.
DESIRE.
BRAINLET.
WOJACK.

you forgot midwest

lol

>Abdullah Öcalan will die in your lifetime

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>not appreciating newfie culture

I'm fond of this one.

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Only good thing about Newfoundland is the dog breed.

might have better luck elsewhere, i don't have the attention space to dump and i only have 3 anyway

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I have a shitton. But you know what? Not gonna post em. I'm done with wojaks and frogs.

i was going to add them but i couldnt figure out how to spell the name so i left them out

>culture
yeah hot wings and gator huntin yeehaw!

Boss gave me 16 hours next week.
Need more moneyyy

made a post

>midwest has no cultu-
umm try again sweety

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>i couldnt figure out how to spell the name

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Are you just salty they hated you so much?

oh boy, corn

brb, booking my trip for nebraska now

Why does the Calgary flag look like the Islam moon and star in the extraflags format?

i was writing the maritimes
im drunk now

what are you on, that was a very long time ago
dixie is cum land by right
forceful dominion is necessary

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any other mexican with a cuckold fetish?

unironically

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the reality ain't much better

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did you get drunk again this morning

syria.liveuamap.com/
>ISIS niggers used to control more than half of Syria
REALLY makes you think

nah it was more a continuation, just had some cider i used to help ease the withdrawal
when was i talking to you, i have no memory of this past week minus today

It's a really cringy general but going there to shitpost is worse.

Almost like it was unsustainable all along

i met someone from calgary

dude why

neighbour is smoking copious amounts of cigarettes and the smell has reached my room

thats nice

the hope itll all be different this time
>it never is, it just gets worse
i want to say i was sober at some point in the week, but given my state i was probably just "less drunk"

I might just be your neighbour

how come all european culture is 100+ years old?

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cut it out brah

wacho como me gusta esta imagen

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were you laid off work or something?

That's just how old it is man.

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Lets get serious
Living in the south sucks
People think that yanks flood here because it's better, bunk. Prices are lower. They sell their house, move here, and can suddenly afford 3 $70,000 college educations to keep their families above the rising waters for one more generation. No other reason.
The idea that we've lured them here with slightly lower taxes is stupid especially since state tax could be written off your federal tax bill until the latest tax reform which dosen't even start till next year
Will never have the funds to escape

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nah the project was over
probably missed a call when i was loaded, i don't want to even know

please stop doing this to yourself

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Okay but my parents are moving there for retirement

where do you work?

t. mississippi

dooing turnarounds in oil and gas
trying to get into operating but its hard when you constantly fuck up due to alcohol

why did anzu turn into a whore
who let this happen

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All women are whores.

>implying she wasnt a whore since ever

maybe she had a bf
now she is free

>implying there is anything wrong with whores

>turn into

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my new boss said to expect an email from him for background screening but he never sent it

I will see you destroyed

softly denied

my poop schedule is so off that i don't even remember whether or not i pooped today

better poop again just to be safe

i can't force it

just slip a cheeky finger up in there

has been awhile since i saw the d*ne

not sure if Im still just jet lagged or not, but its only 10 PM and Im dead tired

haven't been here in like 6 days with e3 keeping me busy

you missed watching E3 with us

/cum/ died like 2 times while we shitposted about Sony's conference

yeah don't mention it. i try to ignore him and footkraut. i don't even indirectly reply to them at this point

is there anyone in /cum/ near richmond virginia?

I'm about 1300km north, if that counts.

do you want to meet me in richmond va?

Have you ever been so in love that you wanted to kill yourself?

in a sense

no. Not until I actually went and tried to ask them out

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I have a real feeling deep inside me that I need to express but nothing is satisfactory

>tfw your family is huge businessinsider.com/all-people-blue-eyes-have-common-ancestor-2017-9

how do i stop masturbating to cute girlfeet

you don't

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I hate both summer and winter
why can't it just be autumn year round

How do you feel being brothers with a half CHI

Fall weather is the perfect time for my fashion sense to shine

everyone has a common ancestor, even cats and dogs and squids and bears

would they look qt in a dress?

I'm hungry. Redpill me in what I should eat