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virginia is for virgins edition

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bad thread

/agrarianism/

/oldsmobile/

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Albert IRL

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>North and South Carolina are considered to be two halves of the same place despite being completely different and only having been united for like thirty years back when 100 people lived there
explain this

nothing wrong with that

nothing at all

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reminder that if you're in Charlottesville Mr. Chandler will suck your dick for a tenner

charlottesville is a disgrace

>Mr.

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did you go to an Orthodox Church yet?

i've still been going to the catholic church
i feel bad but its within walking distance

hey henrico

you just need to take that first leap and then you'll feel much better. don't let sloth and fear prevent you from experiencing Christ's grace

its really weird when people named christopher go by topher instead of chris, like wtf

>don't let sloth and fear prevent you from experiencing Christ's grace
he's already going to a real church

could go for some good lightly salted 'tater chips right now desu

is that you conway

i know but it is more that just a little thing to go to a new church
also i wanted to go to the american orthodox church in ashland not the russian or greek ones in richmond because im neither of those things
the autocephaly thing is weird to me coming from a catholic/methodist background

ye

Why do the Jews hate tobacco?
You'll be accepted just fine at the Russian and Greek churches. They're all part of the universal church.

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>is gay
>doesn't go to mass
>still calls himself catholic

gonna start going with my sister again

good!

are you part of one of those?
the american orthodox church is 30 mins away
the greek and russians are about 15-20 mins
also a lot of the criticism of the orthodox church in the new world is that they are ethnic rackets
don't know how true that is but i dont want to be part of a church that puts ethnicity first

the catholic on is 2 blocks aaaaaaahhh

how are you?

moved recently, in the process of fixing up the house

ye

The Orthodox Church nearest to me (an Antiochan church) is an hour away, you have no excuse to not just drive or ride public transportation
And they don't put ethnicity first, get that slander out of your head.

My local Greek Orthodox is p ethnically diverse, but predominately Greek. Priest wasn't even Greek
Only went to the Russian one once, but it seemed similar.
Ethnic racket would def be wrong

>And they don't put ethnicity first

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>muh
orthodogs are ok you doublenigger

Monophysites aren't Orthodox

justify that praying to mary is an apostolic practice

justify your worse than useless existence

>praying to
>intercession
pick ONE (1)

its still not apostolic

How do you know?
Did you ask St. Bartholomew or something?

muh non-written records

*ignores that the gospels were written decades after the fact*

inb4 you bring up origen or whoever the fuck it was who didn't mention it, that's not an argument

theres no trace of it before 300 ad, and even then its traced to a anonymous document written in coptic. could be a fringe heretical document for all we know

decades is still within the life span of the alleged writers and we have 2nd century 3rd party documents and enough gospel manuscripts spread out enough to know they were written within the life spans.

>theres no trace of it before 300 ad
there's no written record of the hebrew religion until a thousand years after it was founded

obviously this means that you need to throw out genesis and the entire concept of original sin

seriously fucking kill yourself

i hate you so goddamned much, why do you even come here

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>there's no written record of the hebrew religion until a thousand years after it was founded
I wouldn't use that as a basis for my beliefs though, Christ's resurrection is sufficient to prove the rest of God's word

answer me you fucking nigger
why the fuck do you come here

>It's another Congay is mean to Bernard episode

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its fun and I like everyone

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there was a spider halfway up my wall and I watched it for like 2 minutes and then right when I got up to kill it, it literally disappeared
2nd time thats happened

For some reason, small crabs like to take refuge in our mop at work

your post gave me heebie jeebies