/brit/

Dumb fucking Yanks....

love yanks

hate leafs

simple as

dumb dumb posters.....

early threads are preferable to yank threads, simple as

Arigatou~
*places the mug flat on the table, leans down over it and pushes my lips forward, dipping them into the froth then sucking it up*

love my clothes

they smell so fresh!

Dumb fucking Yanks....

youtube.com/watch?v=Jig6HseykIw

guess what the songs about

reddit spacing FREAK

B U T T B L A S T E D

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so really its the yanks fault AGAIN

love the smell of my own dick lads

this tbdesu

got banned for posting a certain soy image i created

its banned from all boards and trying to post it gets you banned for 4 days

i've truly made it in life

always imagine /brit/'s theme song as this but as "doin' a poo" instead
youtube.com/watch?v=LL-gyhZVvx0

lads
LADS

dont believe this

oooo ur hard.....

post it

*mum FREAKS*
what'd i tell you

*donkey punches your mum*

do you think she'd scream or moan in pleasure?

I believe some form of validation is in order

gonna start working out like those love island lads

that tism song about shitting on hitlers face tbqh

this but the opposite

business idea: make a yank version of love island and plop me right on it

Doin' a poo
Everybody will be pooing
And we'll feeling it right
Everybody will be pooing
And be doin' it right
Everybody will be pooing
When we're feeling all right
Everybody will be pooing tonight

If you poo it right
Let it go all night
Shadows on you break
Out into the light

If you poo your way tonight
That's how you know the magic's right
That's how you know the magic's right

british posters are finally arriving

We already have a trillion shitty reality shows
You could unironically get on any of them with your accent

shut the fuck up and go to bed you virgin freak

That you, Young Pooey?

*scrolls up*
Huh?

:/

lol

someone made beto sad

i'm a volcel

hahahaha I Cum on your face :)

don’t pick on beto or else
*rolls up sleeves*

>volcel

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Beto is NOT a virgin

kek, you are one funny actionposter

beto is a member of ms-13

yes i am virgin

youtube.com/watch?v=rXuvdeEC5y8

fuck OFF yank apologist

he's a handsome lad, shame his jaw isn't as robust as his nose

you're one fucked up dentist

Problem is, I'm an animal dentist, not a human dentist!

I still love you...

I'm gay, I like men.

gaylord

our father who fart in heaven harold by thy name

why are flyovers always fawning over brits, we've plenty of them in the US

an eighth of my office is from the UK or Ireland

Answer this fraggot.

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he cute

shouldn't you be banned

looking through old /brit/ threads from 2014
*wonders what happened to maisiebro*

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Currently at grandad's wake bless his soul haha x

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you took it from sargon you irish retard

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

wonder what happened to sershlad

Is this a guy or girl?

For what?

Post casket

found the newfag guys

sick of being bullied on /sp/

when i went to my grandpas funeral 33% of the people were asians

As if it makes any difference to you, you degenerate

being black

why
were they apologising for beheading his mates during the big one

get told i look like a young pete doherty often

I've already carried it off into the hearse

good lad

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I have a gf but I keep fantasising about and flirting with other girls

Reeeeeee

I'm White.

I don't do drugs or have sex outside of the opposite gender. Would never do anal.

his new wife was asian

Ah so you're the other saffer

Getting the early train in fellas

Hope toilberg will let me off eatrly to watch the 4 o'clock game

I relate to /brit/ more than I do my extended family

you are jewish

Ahahahahah ahhh
Ah
*Taps the contract*
Not a chance wagie, back to it

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wow maybe there's a reason men make jokes about husbands wanting to engage in sex with women other than their wives?
never thought about it! thought you paired up and that was that!

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Many Soviet leaders were Jewish, how do you react to this Beto?

beto just ignores uncomfortable questions

did the speech go well

Yes it did thank you x

bain?

tell me the name of one soviet leader who was a full jew