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will manlets ever learn?

#JustWagiePosts

>Cuckfield

lmaooooo

*eats your butt*

"obsessed" says the man standing in the middle of your living room after being repeatedly told to fuck off

*freeze frame*
*record scratch*
*youtube.com/watch?v=gY5rztWa1TM starts playing*

Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.

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How can we improve public toilets?

How’s that fantasy football looking lads?

0 points so far here but with Uruguay and Spain today I’m expecting some high scorers

have to pop out to the shops
any requests?

*Looks up Cuckfield*
OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

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is oxford full of chinkies

one new poo haha

As long as it's Anyone but England, I'm good.

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Banana Chips mate

66555665806660866638666596669566730667766682266844668746690366936669796702067050670716708967120671596717067202672206723667254672886731167337absolute shite posters imho

aaaaaaaaaaand hidden...

is bing broken

that was worth posting

*barges into your thread*

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Love his channel

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imagine the pleasure that awaits your cock down tim's throat

not really

For me, it's 150 grams of deli style peanuts coated in sweet chilli and basil by Red Rock Deli available at your local Woolworths on special for a low price of $3.00.

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this is what i imagine what a nonce looks like

>heh kim look at this idiot
>nice one donald

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*baba o'riley intensifies*

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>mate got gout
me

ate my this faggot's arse at a club last weekend and it tasted like shit

I like the nuts they sell at Miracle Mart and other Asian stores.

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>faggot
fuck off yank

if you would actually fuck off we would say it much less

how is firefox using a gig of ram when i only have one tab open

You're shite too

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the government compiling your data and watching you via your webcam

caching. it doesn't matter as long as it gets freed up

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He is NOT
youtube.com/watch?v=YQ6vWW9BEKU

Purposefully denying myself my morning coffee until the craving gets really strong so I can get the maximum high from it

OH NO OH NO OH NO

>Tories' flagship benefit Universal Credit torn apart in landmark NAO report "shambles leaving a trail of destruction"- the 5 most shocking findings

>1. 20% of claimants still aren't being paid on time
>2. It's taking far, far longer than expected
>3. It's costing even more than the old system
>4. Its entire selling point could was an empty promise
>5. It drives people to food banks - and the DWP's in denial

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... cup of tea ...

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was it kino?

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And in other news employment is at a record high. coincidence?

quite aesthetic this

should just do away with all bennies and do a universal basic income

Type about:memory in your address bar and then measure

business idea: overlay this with sappy music and upload it to reddit as ''a photo of my dad every day during his battle with cancer''

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want to like varg but i have dark hair and eyes and find him threatening

THIS
surely society can still exist if we're all NEETs wanking off to anime?

youtube.com/watch?v=c6gpa8nUa70

WTF is wrong with that guy

surely if you give everyone £10,000 they'll spend it on stuff and a lot of it gets cycled back into the system via taxes?

the robots and indians can do the coding for me

quite sad you repost his images here and find it funny

hey lads sorry i've been away recently i've been in hospital after a failed suicide attempt and only just got out.

*drinks a monster*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

youtube.com/watch?v=aXmIZrnP7W0

better luck next time

>find it funny
no?
tim pictures are like gondolas
they exhibit an emotion, a feeling, a mise-en-scène

>The name "Dean" also means "fun" in the Old English language
so true haha

any decent hardworking american man in

>third worlders can do high tech job properly
big fan of this meme but it's time to stop now before it becomes a hazard

are failed suicide attempts calls for attention or just another example of the incompetency that led them to eventually try and off themselves

haha yeah spot on

*surreptitously Googles mis en scene*

ah yes the failed suicide attempt AKA the cry for attention

might send him another one of my artworks just to spite you

about to go to bed, sleep until noon, then wake up and hit the gym before a night out with the lads

have fun at work, wagies

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just downed 3 ibuprofen but the pack says 2 max
going to finally end it lads, already written the suicide letter

roastoid sister failed "suicide" like 7 times

vile attention whore

stopped going with her to the hospital after the 3rd attempt

cheers
didn't learn much if i'm honest but was interesting

i've tried to kill myself about 3 times and wasn't hospitalised once

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you've had a shit lifeeeee

*googles surreptitiously on the down low*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

so true

>6:30
*sips coffee in my apartment next to the cbd at 8am just waking before work*
I'd hate to be a suburban runt

Need UBI me

well I thought I was past the suicide attempts but then I dunno what happened just felt like I should try again. Now i'm back at "work" and find out one of my tenants has been spamming me while i've been in hospital sigh, the wanker only pays me 10k a year in rent anyway.

business idea: if you're brought in to the hospital over a failed suicide attempt the doctors are obliged to finish you off
get rid of the attention seekers in one shot

i really miss the old eminem

she the pimped out slag?

how about you transfer some money into my bank account

the new eminem just became boring

SIKE
Loving life :)

Business Idea: legalise mines and start creating massive minefields again

Yes. Most of it will probably go to rent, utilities, food, the basic needs of life.

As there's more and more automation we're going to have to do something about the millions of unhireables unsuited for advanced jobs (before even those get phased out)

thinking about donating some to mental health charity desu

i am a mental health charity

counterproposal: females failing suicide are used to relieve the "incel" crisis before the doctor bludgeons them to death