Wh*Toids unironically love eating this shit

wh*Toids unironically love eating this shit

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It’s Reddit food

Well, I don't, and I'm white.

kys

Hmmm schlabolieren legga legaa

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why are those bananas brown

Because they were dunked into cacao before I put them in

Streaky bacon is just one of the many facets of bacon. Imagine it in a nice chicken sandwich, adding a nice crunch and savoury flavour

English bacon is like this (but sliced) and it isn't cooked as much, it's like a little bit of gammon

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Can't imagine my mind being so warped that you dislike food because other people like it

Mmmmmm legga legga

Hmmm I wonder why!?

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Only soyboys and ahmeds hate bacon.

Hmmmm legga schmegga schokoleda

I'm going to eat some bacon for tomorrow mornings breakfast and there is literally nothing you can do to stop me!
(breakfast will likely also involve eggs, toast, baked beans and hash browns but that's not especially relevant)

no vegemite?

I don't understand the obsession Americans seem to have with bacon.
I mean, think about every cosmetic product you have in your home. There's most definitely a bacon-scented version of it in the US.

Salame is objectively better than bacon, too, no idea why y'alls worship it.

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Bacon soap?

Honestly doesn't work that well with bacon.
I do start most other days with Vegemite toast though because fuck all the effort of doing a full breakfast

Yep.

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Imagine going to work smelling like bacon.

I honestly don’t even know how bacon smells like.

>Imagine going to work smelling like bacon.

Imagine going to work smelling liek curry

ah. peace,freedom, and bacon and eggs. my favorite meal

Bacon is alright, but heavily overrated. Pork is ace, though, but there's nothing special about thin fried slices of it.

We don’t bathe with curry cented soaps.

As for me I go to work smelling like roses. (Not too strong scent to destroy your nostrils but a light warm fuzzy rosy scent)

It's normally smoked and is quite fatty and salty, so like that. It's very 'savoury'

what do non-whites eat?

But still not the scent you want to go work with.

Them.

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it's a novelty/joke thing. we don't go to the store and buy bacon scented soap. it's sold online.

wh*Te tears

checked flag, doubt it's a joke

non-whites are cannibals?

wh*tes are subhuman species so it’s not cannibalism.

>the people that built the modern world are subhuman
does that mean non-whites are sub-sub-humans?

modern world is degenerate as fuq

Get rid of the bread and hash browns and that sounds like a good breakfast

wtf is bacon?
what the fuck is sausage, too?

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I could go for some right now

Doesn't look fresh

In Italy this is a delicacy...

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It's dried meat.

Modern and contemporary are not the same. Modern world goes back some hundred or two hundred years or so. Contemporary world is what we live in right now.