/brit/ kids see ghosts edition

I park my shitty 1998 toyota corolla next to really expensive cars parked on their own and make sure I bash my door into theirs really hard

Alexa, what is a gland 2018

costs you a third of the price to drive it off the lot

fuck up, insolent little runt.

Daily dose of vegprop

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Got a 2003 model car me

>I park my shitty 1998 toyota corolla next to really expensive cars parked on their own and make sure I bash my door into theirs really hard

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pigs would eat us given half a chance

explains why you're a virgin freak then

Siri, when will we start banning Drumpfkins?

>looks up who that is
>it’s some girl with a unibrow who is nowhere near as pretty as Emma
Nah.

>accidentally banged my door into a vintage, really nice Mercedes recently.
It's the only time I've ever fucking done it and it was too such a nice car, i feel really guilty about it.

reminder that true communism has never been tried

*keys your expensive hautomobeel*

I want to smell Emma Watson’s anus and watch it pucker.

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yeh, you're buying something worthless
would you buy a second-hand gf?

how do sushi places get away with charging like $4 for a single sushi roll? it's a fucking rort is what it is, conniving little chinks masquerading as japanese to fleece white people looking for an exotic meal

Used to think that "ngl" was short for Nigel.

cope

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isn't 4 dollarydoos equal to 50p?

There is no such thing as "true" communism. It has many variations but we've seen when a non dictatorial style of governation is in place, it actually is efficient.

Business idea: trick my penis into thinking my hand is a vagina

reminder that personality is directly correlated to attractiveness

Ah, yes, the other "Saffer" is here...

bit early in the morning for politics innit?

one would hope

not post-brexit, the exchange rate is inverted now

I think you're upset that "chinks" are actually making a living and a good one, working hard and giving the community a service.

Leftypol won't like this, lad.

Imagine spending your Friday night not discussing politics at the local synagogue

dogs are evolved over thousands of years for the specific purpose of helping humans. they are literally a product of humanity, and they have the largest variety of sub species of any animal on the planet, all derived from wolves but for specific tasks that men required, often for survival. dogs are better than people.

pigs are just pigs, they're not even boars, they are reared for slaughter, without people there wouldn't be any pigs.

vegans are such cocks

bit laughable for you to call out our money's value these days tbqh

>wahh the free market is performing its primary duty in the facilitation of supply and demand it's a bloody travesty!

leftypol twat

how you spending your friday night lads?
For me, it's smoking some fire cali and ordering a pepperoni pizza.

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>Look, real wages have increased! Nobody can afford a place to live any more, but everyone's getting richer!!!

fuck off murderer

the primary duty of the free market is to crush the peoples of the world under the under the heal of relentless capitalist exploitation

>>wahh the free market is performing its primary duty in the facilitation of supply and demand it's a bloody travesty!
>leftypol twat

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>free market

*harrumphs jovily*

>dogs are better than people.
reminder this is what wh*Tes actually believe

Having Shoybas with the family, lad.

>under the heal of relentless capitalist exploitation
>the heal

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>why yes, i DO eat honey
fuck off literal psychopath

not eaten honey since watching the bee movie

just wondering why the fuck br*ts try to act badass at the WC and swear to kill russian fans, but they openly welcome pakis and arabs to kill, torture and sell their children meat to kebab shops

the absolute state of the br*toid """"""race""""""

lads..please explain how it is 0.5 (A)

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how did people used to afford having full time live-in hired help to tend to their estates

if the next post is about politics i'm going back to bed

It's cheaper than ever to move to a semideveloped nation and live safely.

they're certainly better than non whites

Wake up early every single morning thinking about her. It's fucking awful. I can't believe the timing was so shit for us TWICE and now we'll never see each other again.

can smell your house from here, vile dog owner.
would love to throw a hunk of poisoned meat over your fence.

if you have an estate you can afford hired help

listen mate you've lost me the minute you start running out of numbers and need to get letters into your maths
fuck off you giga-dork

HATE politicians, LOVE Thomas Piketty

f(3.5) = f(2.5) = f(1.5) = f(0.5) = 0.5

not true in the slightest in this day and age as a single full time maid/driver/cook etc in a western nation will easily run you $50k a year

>they're certainly better than non whites

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is wolfram alpha broke?

dont have a dog, or a fence. live in a flat. such is UK life. would have one if I had a house with a garden. they dont smell if take care of them and don't have more than 1 or 2

If they're actually live-in (i.e you provide accommodation for them) I'm 95% sure you can pay them much less

like a lamb to the slaughter

do not understand this at all

do you even sleep?
worthless

*enters /brit/*

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your average working class manservant runt back then wouldn't even dream about having free times, hobbies let alone going on vacation to magaluf

don't care about luxuries, would trade them all away for a mortgage on a good property

you can do this in africa and asia just as easily as you once could in the west
we've moved on since then grandad

I’d like to have my way with Emma Watson.

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just changed my tampon because of menstrual pains, thanks for listening x

>such is UK life
speak for yourself, townie

>good property
>not a luxury
hello communist

it's Friday evening down under
why aren't you out on the piss with the lads?

It's recursion.

used to live in the philippines and every single person middle-class and above (which is like $15,000p.a there) has a maid and driver which you can pay like 400 pesos a day or roughly $10 each to do all your shit for you

>tfw everyone assumes my boss and I are the same age but I'm 28 and he's 39

Alexa, tell me a joke.

>living overseas

vile nonce eukaryotes

which way do you take it, like they're saying he's good looking or you look like shit

adequate housing should be a right in this day and age

Property is for living in, not speculating on

you are elite

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>this shit taste

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siri, activate the technological singularity

don't need to live overseas to know practically everyone in poor countries has their own servants

called it

the working class should be thankful we allow them to live

fuck off back there

Both, I look older than I am (never had my id checked in my life, could buy alcohol no problem since I was 14-15, when I went to uni coursemates assumed at first I was some adult learner in his late 20s), he has a babyface.

*taps the guillotine*
careful now

this, all houses should be knocked down and apartment blocks built in their place

did wonders for russia

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