Soccer

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>caring about men kicking ball
soccer is meant for small children, silly.

>american football

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These but unironically

>watching a bunch of niggers and swarthy arab rape babies flop around on the grass and cry crocodile tears at referees for a couple hours

Better than handegg

>Liking a sport were nothing happens for long periods of time except subtle moves to take advantage
It's the NASCAR of Europe except it's filled with cheaters and pussies
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A sport where a pimple is an injury
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Meanwhile compared to a real sport
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hockey isn't your sport
your sport is filhty NFL and dumb baseball

NHL is an American league you stupid faggot. It is purely an American and Canadian sport and Russians, Finns and Swedes are merely allowed to participate

you have pussy sports
I prefer games where bones get snapped, cuckimir

The NHL is played across the US and Canada and we have more teams in the NHL than Canada.
Also unlike Europe we actually play a variety of sports here.
We have a sport like soccer called lacrosse that is far better
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Let's also not forget that we have basketball too

i also think that your favourite sport is a basketball for some reason
>you have pussy sports
do you know we have T-A-N-K B-I-A-T-H-L-O-N?
and you somehow exported your sports to countries that were under your occupation, like Japan and Thailand

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soccer is a sport for women and children as it involves very little tactics

the NHL was founded here in Canada in 1917 and the league is majority Canadians and Europeans. There's more teams in the US because there is nearly 300 million more people there then Canada and Bettman is a scumbag. If the NHL was actually American it would look like the NFL or NBA.

>tank biathlon
They don’t even shoot each other
They’re in a tank, 0% chance they get hurt
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Canada and the U.S. have identical cultures
You call it soccer too, we’re on the same side here.

There are plenty of serious injuries in European football too

You called it an American league don't change the subject you dumb cunt.

but Canada is America

It’s headquartered in America and the commissioner is American. Like it or not, it’s a sport you share with us

>calls it football when it's played with hands and egg shaped object

Was it founded in the US?
Americans barely even play it.

Canada is American though, you're not part of the US, but we share the same continent.
Also
Hockey is a regional thing, it's only really popular in the North East and Mid West. People in Arizona don't give a fuck about Hockey for obvious reasons. And we wouldn't have those teams if they didn't have fans who pulled in money.

I unironically enjoy NFL more than football

>caring about niggers charging at each other
nice "sport" you got there, might be passable if it didnt have ad breaks every 20 seconds

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It's called football retard

Just play rugby lmao.

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