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art hoe edition

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mental how women are just like slices of bread in the grand river of history

Commies are SEETHGING today lads

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poo willy wank bum

i wish to rub
the stomach

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fat for a nip desu

>bubblegum
shan't requisecat a pixeletter

doesn't that mean at one point they were the "best thing"?

>52 minutes ago
you're looking like the sad case here lad

Friday roast for dinner

>friend has been working at woolies for the last 6-7 years since highschool
>turned down a manager position at some point
>no further career plans
I'm concerned he'll end up being that bitter mid-30s retail worker who makes weird posts on Facebook

because i was so "horrible" mostly on FB the coppers also seized my computer and phone luckily i'm not a nonce but some coppers gonna have to look at that picture of my massive cock i took which makes me feel all fuzzy it's POTTERY. plus i've got an old pc i can use so idgaf

yes when they were rapeable

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Is this pasta or are you just retarded

>bread

ah yeah we can feed everyone now

>dental health declines

whoops!

youre friend is a dickhead. cunts like him force us to import indian managers. youth can't get entry-level jobs cause 35yo drug fiends are still in them and cna't be fired

woah

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Getting the daily dose of Sargon and Molyneux lads

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bringing that dirty dirty
bringing that certi

God morning governor, jolly court innit

searches "australian is no more" on google

getting my daily dose of vicodin

imagine pinning down your older sister and filling her with cum

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no more sadly

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>england flags with "england" written on them

fake flags
burn them

Do you love Éamon de Valera lads?

wait when did you get back from nippon

that is literally the 'i am fat' tshirt

>shitposting on social media
grim

nope

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Awful lot of 'sheeds walking around with their dresses.

*chinese voice*
japan too expensive

Mourning their loss to Russia

eid mubarak

>being 44 years old with a faux hawk
>Wearing a red leopard suit
>Making a swearing gesture in front of an audience of billions
What do you call this aesthetics in English lads? In french it's called "beauf". It's kind of like chav but not quite.

>poor people have shitty taste

really jogs my noggin

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deano ascended

>The filename
Love you turlelad

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leftypol really WILL hate this

nice jacket

Yes exactly. It's an older deano in his 40s-50s. But more working class. And it's like chav but more likeable and less aggressive. There's really a gap to fill in the English language.

back from cooking dinner
#NutritiousAsFuck imo

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Matches on tinder and bumble unironically exploded after I posted pics with that jacket

did some deadlifts this morn'

Do you restore your virginity on the regular?

you look a bit more masculine

have you started taking tren, be honest

more of a thinking man myself
diet is just to expand the diameter of my brain by a few extra cm's

wypipo be like let’s add some spice to this boiled meal with a sprinkle of black pepper

Met a lovely, cultured woman my age this 'ning. Thing of doing a thailad and settling with her. Tired of 21 year old brainlets

Yeah and a *blows up* to you too mate.

If a drug dealer owes you money, but says he's broke and can only offer you the actual product - not the cash - instead, but you're not keen for the product at all..........what do you do? Do you just accept it like a little bitch? Don't know what do, lad. Feel as if he's obviously got connections and would have me fucked up if I said no....

Feel quite emasculated now 2bqh.

when you really think about it, prisons are just concentration camps for blacks
they're pretty racist desu

microwaved

Feel very very tired and fed up with life

>he doesn't want a 16 yo fucktoy

You emasculated yourself by having anything to do with drug dealers in the first place. You don't belong there lad

fucking square

It was cannabis oil, lad.

Backwards logic symptomatic of the millenial piece of shit. If it's satire, it's pretty good. Otherwise you're a little shit.

and what product is he offering you know then? reckon it's better accepting the product than getting a beating

this
darknet ting

>free rent
>no freedom
it's leftist society utopia lol

the manlet's napoleon complex is showing

I too had an edgy teenager phase that lasted until I was 29 years old. Have no respect for 'people' in this phase. Can't put it more gently.

>Just got our results back form first year of uni
>Moi is safely through
>m8 fucked up and has to resit
>Resits are in August
>Housing contract starts in September
>He has to go up north and be homeless just to sit his exam
>Not to mention he has to miss the entire world cup in order to revise

Absolute STATE

Can very quickly put a 250 presure on your neck with my hands and forearms in an elaborate headlock. Total control of your movement is what I would get.

i remember when my dealer at uni tried to sell me machetes and tasers
good times

neighbour has a retarded yapping dog
what is the point of small dogs

*stirnerposts you*

Eat less
Produce less mess
Take up less space

you are a fucking permanent sex tourist in south east asia

dogs are spooks?

slip a bit of rat poison under the door

coffee # time

Probably had less paid sex in my entire life than any of you. That's an ugly stereotype about south East Asia. Like saying that the English have bad teeth and are polite.

Footy then Love Island then Graham Norton Show, what a day

toilberg humiliated me for no reason in front of customers again

the easiest way to make him disappear is to not engage lad, it's the only reason he spends his time here

Could feel my brain cells lysing just reading this

Lmao I can't even operate without my morning coffee know what I mean ha ha

Just a different type of oil. I wanted the one that doesn't give you that buzz/high feeling. He didn't have that. So I just wanted my cash back.
Wasn't using it recreationally, lad. Well, my point is that I told him that we don't need to let this escalate, that he should just return the money, as I don't want the oil now (after waiting 2 months). He took it as a threat saying "you may know some people, but you don't know who I know". He's quite wacky. I initially laughed, but then started overthinking it. Like, should I just use my granddad's debt collector to collect it, because know this guy thinks I'm probably scared of him after he said that. Or should I jut drop it and leave it behind me. Got quite anxious and worked up after it.

What did he do

neurotoxic to read if i'm honest

Good line-up on Graham Norton as well.