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Cuck

We have none, fren

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Alguém que dê uma camisola da seleção portuguesa à Kelly.

ela não gosta de viadagem

>acordar e assistir um joguinho de copa , tem coisa melhor meus amigos?
Who's she

Faggot

Of course you do, she has to be a complete whore! But thanks for giving a kind response Mr. Bundaman, the Moortuguese niggers have something to learn from you.

a brazilian attention whore

Unregulated abortion is about to becone legal now

Now my social media will be flooded by psycopaths celebrating that they aborted without reason

youtu.be/VW-acx6SKdc
Os comerciais que estão passando agora são deprecivos pra caralho
tem até um filtro cinza neles
por que isso?

>camisola

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>the pope is argentinian
>country legalizes abortion
can't you degenerates do anything right?

We don't work with traditional left right schemes

Our church is rather modern by christiab standards

>church is rather modern
modern = progressive
the church is taken by commies, I see
no wonder Argentina is going to shit

t. Televangelist

Civilized western countries have this thing called separation of the church and state

I'm catholic, retard
But looks like your church didn't put much of a fight against abortion because they're soft socialists.
Do you even have a single pro-gun priest in your country?

Onde consigo baixar os jogos da copa em alta qualidade para assistir depois?

>pro gun

Are you a gringo or something?

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dava pra ter feito esse gol ai ein

Separtion of the church and state only exists due to freemasons. Only unwilling people unable to understand Church's doctrine or didn't receive proper cathecism like you say that sort of thing.

We owe the independence of our entire subcontinent to freemasons.

Quem será?

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achei aqui:
>x1337x.se/

Uruguai tá meio fraco, hein

Suarez tá dormindo

GOOOOOOOOOOL PORRA

Acostumei mal com a goleada de ontem
Mas daqui a pouco tem mais

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fug se nao for na academia agora vou perder o jogo de tugal

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Baseado Nando trazendo o banter pro MALAKOI
youtube.com/watch?v=AZS6h0N1yZ8

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>freemasons
Why is this bad?

meu pai me chama pra fazer a porra da mudança na hora do jogo PORRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

suarez sem messi sem gol

Anons portugueses, por que vocês cumprimentais com um beijo?

é verdade este meme que a globo tá boicotando o canarinho pistola?

pelo menos não é o jogo da argentina

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Mostly freemasons belonging to irregular freemasonry - they are the ones pushing the last "progressive" reforms including legalization of euthanasia. These are the lodges associated with irregular freemasonry. Like regular freemasonry adopts a position of neutrality, irregular is particularly anticlerical not just to Catholic Church but other denominations.

>vocês cumprimentais com um beijo
Tu beijas o ar ao lado da bochecha, não a bochecha.

Não. Tu beijas a bochecha

>t. Plebe

você beija o ar quando é alguém que você não gosta, quando é uma fofinha você dá aquele beijão demorado pra deixar marca

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#metoo

hehehe eu sabia disso

youtu.be/XUlCYHWgUOI

Have you guys ever been with a shemale from Brazil? There's a lot of them in Greece because of some porn awards that happened here. Just want some opinions. Also what is the chance of me getting HIV if I go with a Brazilian tranny?

>Shawn mendes,um luso-canadiano tweeta isto.
>Brasileiros chimp out

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e tem que botar a ponta da língua pra fora pra dar aquela micro lambidinha nela

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>implying anyone here even goes out of his room

morreu, morreu. foda-se

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C'mon I know for a fact you have some semi-normies here.

youtube.com/watch?v=4ISx_k07YV8

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Estou apaixonado por essa fofinha, por favor, danones, me ajudem a descobrir quem é ela.

youtube.com/watch?v=RZP6uJtgM34

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Go to 55chan.org/b/ and ask for the trapmaster and his followers (travequeiros). You will get a lot of info about fucking BR trannies.

Tropecei na rua quando tava voltando pra casa. Será que alguém riu da minha cara?

sim e devem estar rindo até agora

55chan hates foreigners. They ban you if you post from a foreign country, then they ban you again for posting in shit portuguese from a proxy. 55chan mods = worse than nazis.

Triplos e você me enraba.

...Oops!

You just need to post on the correct board.

Well this doesn't look hopeful.

didnt you guys hijack brchan though?
i tried to post in 2ch, but i think braziliians are range banned or something

Preciso de namorada branca brasileira caras

Tenho nada a ver com isso. Só quero usar o chan de mesma maneira como uso Jow Forums.

>i tried to post in 2ch, but i think braziliians are range banned or something
2ch mods têm alguma coisa contra países menos ricos. E.g. turcos também são banidos. Proxy resolverá o problema.

legal, só queria shitpostar lá para treinar o meu russo. E dar uma olhada no /prog/

>branca
>brasileira

Aqui no maximo vai encontrar la creatura.

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>gol contra
kkk

direitistas burros e antipáticos

I don't like Brazillians. I have two brazillian roommates and they're toxic af. They're a couple and the girl of the relationship is such a fucking cunt. I leave my dishes out for a second to go downstairs to eat and she'll take a picture, send it to the landlord, and bitch and moan that dishes aren't done that second.

They also, oddly, hate noise after 10PM and make noise complaints every night. Can't even cook after 10 because of these fucks.

Do you live in Boston?

this. fuck chimp*Nzilians

Seattle. The worst part is they're not even fun. They don't party or ever hang out with us. They just stay in their rooms.

>ele acha que brasileiro classe média-alta é o povo divertido que ele vê na mídia
kkkkkkkkkkk gringo burro, brasileiro da elite é o povo mais esnobe que há

Ninguém aí tem um zip de fotos da Kelly, não?
Preguiça do caralho de ficar salvando sempre que forçam por aí.

They don't look very "elite" though. All they make is microwaved bullshit and drink gatorade like the most unhealthy fucks I've ever seen. They eat like poor people in the US do.

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Finalmente uma ruiva brasileira quer falar comigo.
O que devo dizer?

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I hope Portugal destroys Spain

>Ela deletou a foto
Alguém chamou ela de coxinha?

Are they ilegal? If they managed to get a working visa chances are they lived pretty well here in Brazil already.

Yeah they work part time while going to community college. Family probably does alright. Why do they seem so retarded though? The girl won't even look us in the face when she talks. They walk around like zombies, uttering two word responses, and showing no enthusiasm at all. It's very sad.

Portugal 2 a 0 Espanha

Ele precisa de ajuda médica.
Por favor ajude.

youtu.be/tYuUjK5R45Q
Nani vai ser o mvp de novo?

Either her english is bad and she is shy about it, or as I guessed before, she lived a sheltered life here and her interactions with people are as if they are her servants.
Mind that I'm working with your impressions of two assholes here, but like I said, well off brazilians are used to treat people like shit.

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Her english isn't bad when she sends 30 text messages saying "Clean up your dishes, put dishes into cabinet, nobody wants to live here." They're just such a bummer. Where's the vai vai vai?

qual é sardinha quer dar uma metida?

>They just stay in their rooms.
Brazil has sedentary lifestyle for some odd reason.

lol, nouveau riche, lower-middle class and poor people is where it's

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user, as someone who has been in BR and hanged with some BR girls I can tell you that they are really special girls.
Good luck finding a decent one.
The best ones are from Porto alegre.

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