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possession is 90% possession

any bridge to terabithia man in

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Women don't think. They _feel_

Is Michael Owen commentating?

the commentators are ridiculously good at pronouncing names

Shart in the kart at the mart.

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I'm so—I’m so reborn, I'm movin' forward
Keep movin’ forward, keep movin' forward
Ain't no stress on me Lord, I'm movin' forward
Keep movin' forward, keep movin' forward
I'm so—I’m so reborn, I’m movin' forward
Keep movin’ forward, keep movin' forward
Ain't no stress on me Lord, I'm movin’ forward
Keep movin' forward, keep movin' forward

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Britian CRIES out for state-wide socialized housing

Property is for living in, not speculating on

I humbly ask that Fifa '26 considers the option of forgoing footballs, and instead employs the use of a certain pair of ripe testes

AHHHH REF YOU'RE A WANKERRRRRRRRRRR

ASR is my celebrity oneitis

>strongly suggest you learn about suarez, quite a strange individual.

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I'm taᵃken back t' two thaaasand an' two
ooᵒᵒh

*tells everyone you slipped on a log*

i don't know, is he?

I don't know, is he?

FOY

enlightened post

i'm asking you if he is because i genuinely don't know

dont understand

cried at this as a kid tbqh, think i was about 11 when it came out

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Havelock_Ellis#/media/File:Havelock_Ellis_cph.3b08675.jpg what a chad

lol pearce is a prick trying to pronounce every forren name with a forren accent. it's swarez not thwareth

class A twat

All I do is fly birds niggas know that I does this
Two Packs in the van call it poetic justice
I shot pies, baby I don't rob guys
Michael Corleone's wardrobe cause I got Mob ties
Breezing in the coupe, screaming free ma nigga snoop
If they ain't selling 1arda bud I'm leaning on them yutes
I can't party without an iron
Can't believe ma nigga telling me wallahi and he's lying
So much fiends on a line, had to phone a helper
Had the alleyway looking like a homeless shelter
Came off probation, started flying round the planet
You were stylin in the bookies, I was lying on a hammock
Ask about me I had stacks
Way before I made 50 bags off of snapbacks
I get my yayo from the source
It wasn't all rental when I came through with the Porsche

[Chorus]
You can't blame me, I fell in love with the road, Got myself into this situation
You can't blame me, with all this money on the road, how the fuck you expect me to be this patient?
You can't blame me, A nigga just tryna get on his grind, no shine no sleep on ma mind
Now you hate me, all it do is time just to bill up my line now you mad that you ain't me

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I wish Emma Watson would shart on my face.

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did you go to UCS or some other private school?

Neither do I, cuz I'm not watching the match. But he's really well known for saying retarded shit like that and "if the score stays at 1-0, they'll win"

*knocks it into the channel*

Hot

you arrive auf london

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I didn't grow up in hampstead but yes I did go to a private school.

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which one of you is this?

*heads it out safely for a corner*

*takes you on a virtual helicopter tour of Dubai*

uruguay are playing like shite. why are the kangz better?

why did you move? where did you grow up la, barnet?

what's suarez doing

we just want it more mate, simple as

anime

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and so it begins...

job search toil...

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>we
was kangz?

could listen to tim vickery prattle on about south american football for days and days. genuinely interesting and eloquent man

Johnny, this escalated pretty quickly, you know. Last week you just wanted a blowjob from her, now this.

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such a small nation, uruguay

grew up in the new forest area (don't want to be too specific already probably doxable considering what i've said in the past).

Moved to London for university and stayed here ever since. Lived for a while near bayswater when I had less money.

uruguay will never recover from that time homer simpson misread their name on the globe

Pretty sure that's just a perm.

quite cold out, despite the sun.

Lads

anime

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quite gun's out, since the sun.

why does this commentator keep sniffling

chocolate cheesecake (whole) for half time snack

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business idea: frankie plott

don't even watch anime but often fantasise about living in an anime world

stupid fat frogposter

*slaps the toast out of your mouth*

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niggers should all be given jobs

¿Estás pensando en la inmortalidad del cangrejo?

You mean Japan?

*gestures at you to make a run*
*slices it into row Z*

same, except i do watch anime and i don't fantasise about living in an anime world

this is boring
uruguay are making this boring

Ur gay lol

Israeli women

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*Gives you a job*

beard would be acceptable if my fucking cheeks filled up too

promised myself i'd only say "i love you" to the woman i marry
promised myself i'd never sleep with a married woman

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i wuv uuuuuu~~

no, japan is grim as fuck and everyone looks the same whereas in anime everyone looks white with big eyes and a variety of hair/eye colours

:)

yeah what's the deal with this

did that kang just injure himself

any aisha man in

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cheeks always fill last

HAHAHAHA that was fucking bent
what the fuck

japanese asmrfu with a skin condition uploaded again lads

really

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didn't realise it was a mirror and thought for a second she'd framed a fucking selfie

the oneitis told me i'm "really fucking good looking" lads haha

job search toil got me down after 5 minutes

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>Fantasy permits schizoid patients to feel connected, and yet still free from the imprisonment in relationships.

jehova peterberg

business idea selfie frames

there was a time a few years ago when I watched every single african cup of nations game due to unemployment

Ben Stiller told me i'm "really, really, ridiculously good looking" lads haha

She's 5'10 lads
Ideal woman

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the chad couple

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