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beware of toxoplasmosis addled minds

*refuses to take my bath*

this but unironically

Mam just barged into me room and sprayed Air Wick all over the place.

Currently having a massive and possibly deadly asthma attack.

unironically get 5 a day

literally me this morning when mama went to tescos without making me a bacon sandwich or boiled eggs first

youtube.com/watch?v=iYlPblSVDAI

Just uploaded a new video to my youtube channel
give it a watch if you have the time, lads :-)

youtube.com/watch?v=T7ODVE_-CKU

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reckon my neighbours would do this if i didn't lock my door

check out this meme i just found

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There will never ever be a white ethnostate you fool, you need to adapt to reality to survive not live in your autistic fantasy lands where whites are magical and superior

open.spotify.com/track/3JRjubRw6TzEfWos7sXFZV

how are the dutch so good at making music

SHAME

reckon this is some doxxing attempt

based

How many cups of tea for lube?

> we have an under-representation of people from ethnic minority backgrounds in script editing roles at the BBC it's the right thing to do
Will be awaiting their training schemes offered exclusively for white working-class people then

ask her to get a cornetto for me cheers

>the average Jow Forums user

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>tory

even if they aren't magical or superior, why is it wrong to want a homeland exclusively for them?

*turns on bass booster to full*

ahhh yes dont need drugs when I have this

alan is back in japan lads

Business idea: ply teenage girls with booze and fags and have sex with them

because some dumb austrian twat gave everything a bad image

so if she's wearing bikini bottoms and no skirt, is it okay?
what if she's wearing a translucent sarong?
what if the skirt is too short it shows her knickers?

dumb legislation

fuck off rasheed

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yes i wil invest

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like this image

I like it, let's get a few of the lads together and form a group, or a "gang" if you will

gonna go to uni and study in the library in a bit lads x

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3 of my 5 a day straight up the shitter

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Just want to say thanks to the lad that posted the poster for the NOFX show tonight as I have just brought tickets and wouldnt have known about it otherwise

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me having sex with a girl hahaha

>constantly having to switch between bbc & itv
messing me about

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can never find good kiwis

careful lad, you might become known as studyank

what did u think of my video then

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>its an incel thinks he'd be able to get laid if only he was born in the 50's episode

attention whoryank more like

more of a granny smiths lad myself

but that's literally racist

careful mate i got called a woman for suggesting such a thing

I'm not even ugly I just look bizarre

>incel

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peng affffffffffff

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>anime
...

any memerap man
youtube.com/watch?v=vmEtdtM_PAQ

1. bowl of cornflakes
2. cheeky cig

my mouth is titled at a slight angle

much prefer pol to int 2bqh the lads over there are way more redpilled

Tesco do a bag of little ones for like a quid

They're really nice too

SNP membership surge is now over 7500 in the past 48 hours. Telling you now because you won't hear it on the mainstream media.

fUCK
oFF
kETO
fAG

NEED TO POO BADLY, MUMS IN THE BATH

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snp shill shoo shoo

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GOT YOURSELF A GUN
(woke up this morning)
GOT YOURSELF A GUN
GOT YOURSELF A GUN

use your other bathroom then

just shit out the window like the indians do

Can't argue with the facts, user :^)

this. Sometimes I look in the mirror and surprise myself by how weird I look

genuinely forget that this is an issue for some people
having multiple bathrooms in my house really messes with your perspective on things

still don't see the point in brexit

>he doesn't have the toilet in a separate room

link to paypal?

yep
blatant double standards
according to the "british" broadcasting network, open discrimination against white people is fine

>not having a seperate toilet room next to the main bathroom
why haven't other countries figured this out yet

need you out of business tarquin

nah mate. love carbs me

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FOB

>Telling you now because you won't hear it on the mainstream media.
Except I already did hear about it, and only through mainstream media.
Kill all the SNP tbqh. Pro-EU '''civic nationalist''' separatists aren't people.

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Why do you think any of us here wants you around?
If there were a vote tomorrow you'd be kicked out the union

I feel like these posts were specifically written to mock me

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no more Indians and Pakis ;^)

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Jews will replace us!

>MY BEST FRIEND IS AN IMMIGRANT
>A BEAUTIFUL IMMIGRANT
>YADEE YADEE YADEE AYE AYE AYE AYE
>DANNY NEDELKOOOO

didn't know based Brits still existed t.b.h.

They told you it was 1000 and then stopped reporting when the numbers started getting scary.

Don't like your attitude 2bh. We are the future.

watching matty matheson on munchies

India and Pakistan are not EU member states (yet).

need to stop browsing The Sun at toil lads, getting myself into a whole lot of trouble for wanking in the toilets

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go in and shit in front of her

so what if she gets a look at your willy? you'll get to see her tits in return (unless it's a bubble bath in which case you're up shit creek)

any hackerman here
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1527493633121.webm

neet toil over

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RIP

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Got pink eye lads

Nah m8 I saw the number when it was at 5000.
Pro-EU '''civic nationalist''' separatism is almost by definition a very concise rejection of at all having a future.

Just hacked into my modem's settings and changed the password

mom's gonna FREAK

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