Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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>来週は23℃以上の予想
死ぬ
仕事でもうずいぶん汗かいてるので必ず死ぬ

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GKがまじめすぎて怖い

don't you have air conditioning at jollibees?

watashi wa anata no tomodachi desu

こっちは、梅雨の季節だから明日の最高気温が17~18℃予想
まぁ、梅雨が終わったら最高気温が35℃を超える地獄が待ってるんですけどね…

乙おつオツ乙

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フィリピンで話した中国人によるとマレーシア人は英語が通じないらしい
明日から大丈夫かしら
不安

are you a sex tourist?

hey hey hey

のー

selamat pagi

where are you from tomodachi?

I'm routing for Portugal

眠れない、美少女なのにお肌荒れちゃう

ティットオアゲッザファクアウト

sleep with an open window
the cool air will make you calm

Hello, I am 100% against having any types of credit card. However, I can't ignore the huge discount in Japan when using ETC. Is there any way to get the ETC discount without having a credit card? Like maybe a 前払い system.

tit or get the fuck out?

go-etc.jp/english/index.html
ETCパーソナルカードってのがあるって
この仕組みなら外国人もきっと可能だろう

>有料道路の平均利用月額(平均利用月額が5,000円未満の場合は5,000円とします。)の4倍の額をデポジット額として預託していただく必要がございます。
That part sucks but I guess it's to be expected if you don't have any credit. Still better than having a credit card.

Thanks!

ウルグアイ勝ったな

ohayo nihonjin socca tomodachi

サッカーめんどくさい

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neko kawaii desu ne

俺のチンコみたいに立派な尻尾

ポルトガル3-3スペイン
ロナウド、ハットトリック
すごい試合

doitsu to supein no kesshosen

日本に野良猫の蔓延のことがですか?

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hey I saw that on the reddit frontpage today
filthy redditor! go away!

最後に勝てなかったか••••
まぁいいか

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初戦引き分けは悪い結果じゃない

ヒクソンのカイカイでのコテはタピオカと寿司らしいww

I thought I could finally get a gf
Now I saw her in a picture with another german guy much better looking than me
we haven't talked in over a week too
it's over
i will never get a gf :(

僕の生活は地獄、日本住むいたい

You level-uped 1 to 2 with the girl.
You can keep level grinding with other girls.

I can't just stop loving her and find someone new
every time I fall in love it happens
just because i'm not alpha enough

>just because i'm not alpha enough
thats not true. everyone would be after lost . its quite normal.

every day i see posts about white guys in asia fucking so many girls
I went there so many times and never got laid once
no woman wanted to talk to me
i can never get a gf

あなたは新しいエリオト•ローガーですか?

white is not a privilege. and how many you can get a girl doesn't rate you.

>every time I fall in love it happens
恋するの時間はない、日本語の時間!

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no. i don't hate women. it's not their fault. i hate myself.

自分より女を嫌うのは健康だ

if women were so bad i wouldn't fall in love with them

Yes, because as we all know humans are perfectly reasonable and would never show behavior that's damaging to their long-term overall happiness and health.

if you don't love yourself how will someone love you back

do you know everyone in this thread have the heartbreak experience.
I bet anything.

why did u try to invade us bros

thanks

私はペンパルに好きて言っていました。でも、彼は好きじゃなくていました。

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Japan sucks

delete this

Learn English 24/7 live
youtu.be/ryiwjCJgNWU

doesn't she have to sleep?

she is a robo-teacher

>we Japanese now

Silly gaijin in kimonos.

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Myuahhhhh

I'm drunk reading about the rape of Nanking in the woods...12 fucking hours. A day with hardly any sleep...how the FUCK can Japan do it? Not even my tulpa can support me lol

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she looks like one

God I love being drunk

Do you know the word "novel"?

what's your opinion on the Armenian genocide?

I know that word yes

I don't know anything and there are lots of information about it on the Internet.
those informations can be changed or distorted any time.

why are you trying to deny what Japan did in WW2? are you ashamed?
You have to deal with it like Germans do

おはようございます!

oh hi you

You are American so you might not love your country since your families could be not native Americans whose ancestors have been living there for more than 10,000 years.
So you might not give a shit if I said to you something like "How the fuck can your American genocide shit loads of civilians?"
and thats not even racism because your American.
You just read a novel and you said something nice to japs that is homogenous.

If only japanese used an aplhabet, I would start learning it immediately. As it stands right now, fuck it. I went to japanese wikipedia once, I could feel my brain melting just looking at the writing. Kanji is too scary.

I guess it's alright for natives who start learning that shit as kids and people who work and want to invest the time needed but learning this alien symbol tier shit for entertainment? Nah...

When did I deny GK?

lol even a racist Japanese sounds cute and can't be taken seriously

you said Nanking was made up

I said "do you know the word novel".
do you understand?
by the way , why do you think nankin is real?

there is proof
and the losers don't get to define the story

glorious nippon in all of its history has never commited genocide. They are Mizanagi and Mizanami's incest offspring after all.

>there is proof
Do you know? even Chinese government keep changing what it said.

>and the losers don't get to define the story
you don't know though. Chinese people set their history right after dinasty is over.

maybe thats your irony?
boring

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With just an alphabet Japanese would have a lot of homographs. Kanji are what makes it so beautiful.

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are you going to get Yakuza 0 and Kiwami on PC?

Can someone explain me what the fuck is "zainichI" and how many real japanese posters are here?

>how many real japanese posters are here?
zero, all japanese flags here are either illegal aliens or english teachers

>tfw too retarded for kanji

Fuck.
If only I had the time and patience to learn.
How do you even look up shit you don't know? Guess you pull out your phone and use google translate but years ago it must have been hell.

Ive read somewhere that even most of the japanese themselves are not perfect with kanji

You just look them up in a dictionary by radical (the pieces of kanji that come together to make a character) and/or stroke count (how many strokes you make to write a character).

2ちゃんにアルメニア人と結婚したとかいうトルコストーカーがいる
(幸ちゃん ◆5V9dS9MYZOAP)
ドイツ旗って異邦人が多いよな

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ポルトガルもスペインも強すぎて日本がW杯優勝できるか不安になってきた

コロンビアに倒せるってあなたはどう思う?

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no sorry

でもドイツはブラジルに負けるでしょう

wwwwww

俺も小今回は日本の初優勝のチャンスだと思ってる
日本頑張れ!
なーんてなwww

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慢心しているドイツにスキあり

>not perfect with kanji

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Yes they have.
They genocided the ainu.

kanami

good night friendies

oyasumi

嘘広めんな
アイヌは全国に散らばって日本人と同化してんだよ