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making the 8th new this week since none of you lazy twats will edition

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flat earth is real

JF do the jobs we don't want to

bump limit is 310 you cunt
no need for a new at 300

I WONT WASTE THIS WEEKEND
I WONT WASTE THIS WEEKEND
I WONT WASTE THIS WEEKEND
I WONT WASTE THIS WEEKEND

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we are literally all in here

mad how every single non-british new world country is shit

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since when does /brit/ wait until 310 for news
it's 270 minimum

haram pic

Anglo-cucks like you will be whipped in line.

hello new cunt

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Bury Park in Luton is supposed to be a 'no go area' for white people and non-Muslims. According to the far right, any lone white man who dares to venture down Dunstable Rd (Bury Park's main shopping centre) will be attacked, abused, maybe even sold into slavery or who knows what?

I'm always up for a challenge so, armed with nothing more than a mobile phone and a tripod I set off to see just how risky it could be.

What I found was a thriving, multi-cultural community with people of different faiths, colours and presumably political persuasions rubbing along very nicely together. Nobody abused me - I wasn't followed or intimidated by hordes of hate-preachers with AK47s stuffed up their ganzees and not a single prosletyser approached me to discuss their idea of God.

I did get a rather nice coffee while I was there though - that's about as 'abusive' as it got.

Relatively yeah. People ask what "British Culture" is. Well it's everywhere you look, the world as you know it was built on British Culture.
Sadly it's being poisoned by Americanism.

hardly new mate
i made the second ever /brit/ thread
you can check the archives

dont like whats become of britain

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we'll carry on the british torch in the pacific long after they create the british caliphate

his jerk was insane
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mind your own fucking business

We gave the wrong people power is all.

simply eric

we'll become a chink caliphate before that becomes a reality

Name my city /brit/

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Oh, there once was a hero named Jock the Scot,
Who came riding to /brit/ from old Reddit

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And the braggart did swagger and brandish his blade,
As he told of bold battles and gold he had made.

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But then he went quiet, did Jock the Scot,
When he met the brave warrior Rorke, who said;

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"Oh, you talk and you lie and you drink all our mead,
Now I think it's high time that you lie down and bleed!"

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And so then came clashing and slashing of steel,
As the brave lad Rorke charged in, full of zeal.

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And the braggart named Jock was boastful no more-
When his ugly red head rolled around on the floor!

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Shitterton

You aren't a man if you weigh under 80kg

Luton-on-Thames

there'll be at least a few years between their caliphate and our later people's republic lad, have faith

Pooniggerville

Finland

what an utterly ridiculous post

how did your sims thread go last time?

New Milton Keynes

>Morocco 0-0 Iran

wow the world cup is simply amazing

its a hard goys life for us

there's only a handful of games worth watching
Morocco - Iran isn't one of them

SNAP

Threadly reminder that when interacting with an inhabitant of London you are, statistically speaking, likely interacting with a non-white person

Proceed accordingly

posting again because it's good

>Whatever contributes to the further territorial and political disintegration of the United Kingdom
I think this says a lot about the state of JF compared to us.
We'll banter about objectively funny international things, but mentally ill EU-fags have a deeply sincere, unironic, bitter, desperate political (and emotional) need to see us hurt.

I've got an idea: Let's send all the EU-supporting Scots to live in Germany. We get to maintain our rightful hegemony over the island of Britain, the EU-supporting Scots get to live in the EU, and the Germans get more of those immigrants that they love so much.
Win-win-win.

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the EU is fascist

short haired gf please

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a recruitment agency i signed up to years ago just randomly sent me an email by mistake containing some paki's full details (scan of his passport, address, bank details etc.)

not sure what to do with this information, thoughts?

sounds like you want a boyfriend nigga

the EU is a Socio-Fascist organisation

short haired friend please

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inform them of their mistake and delete the email before you have your door kicked in by the police

growling at the comment section of this video
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germans aren't interested in mutual benefit, they want mutual destruction
bet you a tenner we have to go over there again in our lifetimes to shut down some mischief

Report a GDPR violation

eid mubarak lads

post them here lad

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wish we could ship them to caribbean sugar mines like in the good old days

Mental how WW1 was just a family squabble.

what's that when it's at home?

.>mining sugar
hmm

'shalla la
ied mubarak indeed

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>sugar mines
not sure that's how it works lad

Absolutely despise fat people, I instantly judge and look down on them, you can tell all you need to know about them by their disgusting bodies. Greedy, weak, no will power, can't take responsibility for themselves.

fuck off japs

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i'm 5'3 how am i meant to weigh that much?

get cs you nerd

it's called a metaphor nerds

had the chance to get the japs to fuck off and you lads only went and surrendered singapore
smdh

You should be respectful and delete the email. This is a person of colour we're talking about, their lives are hard enough without some privileged white cunt making it any worse.

>you can tell all you need to know about them by
ah yes very superior

which one is are brendan

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good post

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>he thinks secret sugar mines don't exist

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posted something like this on whisper a few weeks ago as bait and the number of people who fell for it and typed out entire novels calling me evil, ignorant, disgusting had me in stitches

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when my kevlar plates and ammunition arrive, i'm going on a shooting rampage at parliament and bullets will do nothing to me

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thought you would at least post ana karina

Fuck off Jerries.

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Absolutely despise smokers, I instantly judge and look down on them, you can tell all you need to know about them by their disgusting bodies. Greedy, weak, no will power, can't take responsibility for themselves.

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>We'll banter about objectively funny international things,

The truth is that it's actually the opposite. In fact most of the EU is sad and disappointed to see the UK go, partly because to the very end people believed that the UK acted on some kind of faint notion of rational self-interest and that's why they believed that Remain would win because it is in the UK's self-interest to stay in the EU. They severely underestimated that there is large and irrational element within the British establishment that completely abhors the very essence of the European project, its institutions and everything it symbolizes.

are saville is quite the /fa/ lad

feel the same way about fat people

cardamoms didn't nothing wrong

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THEY THINK IT'S ALL OVER... WELL IT IS NOW!

the ol' 'emmeroids are 'ack

i only really abhor germans tbqh

I think we just don't like Germans mate

>takes an hour for the thread to die
yeah unfortunately it's gotten a tad faster since 2015 mate
also who fucking cares lol

Genuinely going to send this post over to the authorities

don't like nazis
simple as

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>An attempt to make upskirting a specific criminal offence in England and Wales has been blocked by one Conservative MP.

>The government had given its support to introducing the new law earlier. But Sir Christopher Chope shouted "object" to the bill, leading to cries of "shame" from other MPs.

>The bill was expected to pass after justice minister Lucy Frazer confirmed the government would back it. But parliamentary rules mean it only requires one MP to shout "object" to block a bill's progress.

Is he /our guy/?

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only really dislike germans desu

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Toil is over lads, 2 whole days without any toil, toilberg said I can't even come in during the weekend because he's locking the office while he's on holiday

not sure what to do now, toil is life, toil gives me purpose

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completely support cracking down on candid creeper maggots but you obviously don't need a seperate law for it

never trust a kraut

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ATTENTION /BRIT/JORAN WORKERS
one pint shall hereby be reduced to 473ml to meet international standards.
furthermore due to rationing each worker is permuted only ONE pint for lunch

that is all, Dukat out

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I don't know what you're talking about

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would join the BEU if I was born in the 1910's

this but in the unironic sense

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>it is in the UK's self-interest to stay in the EU
short term, yes
long term, centralisation of power disenfranchises the working class and the population in general
it's in the uk's interest to be run by the uk, not a foreign body, no matter how impartial
also, immigration, refugees etc