/balk/ Tourist Edition

Me too tbqh

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Mishki sujivqvaite treda

guys i made a girl laugh

No way, Jose!

show your penis to girls on the street isn't the way to go, sashe

just be yourself

since you are a clown

Бpaaaaaпффф
*Cмъpч cмъpч*
Хмммммм кaквo yхaниe cкъпa, тoвa яйцa ли ca? Д-дaй oщe eднa
БPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAПФФФФФФ
Oххх тaзи бeшe мoкpa.....миpишe нa лaйнa......хapeca ми
БPAAAAAAAAAAПФФФФФ
ЩE CBЪPШAAAAA ПPЪДHИ MИ B УCTATA БEБЧEEE
БPAAAAAAПФФФTИУУУУУУУУУ
AAAAAAAAAA ЯШAAAAAAAA

she only wants you for sex

>watching ERT stream
>suddenly "This video is no longer available due to a copyright claimed by FIFA"

youtube.com/watch?v=0XYWTzFlEyo&feature=youtu.be

Gay

Why bulgarian nazis love 1914?

I've seen it on street graffiti: 88 something something white pride something something 1914

>tfw sitting in my basement(its super cooled) watching football alone having a couple of beers

super comfy bre

Levski FC ultras fans are commonly fascist (they are buds with Lazio). 1914 is the year when Levski FC was founded.

that happens when you don't IP lock

What have you been doing in Bulgaria?

youtube.com/watch?v=krgVMa3xk34

everyone, let's dance
greeks invited as special guests

nope im not retarded to do that i just asked her in binary how was she

I DID IT M8

no im not a clown

nope i hope i get her as a gf

kek

Stop buying my seaside, blyad reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

do you unironically have autism or schizofrenia?

btw why are the comments on your facebook in albanian and why do you look like a sjw

you literally make no sense

>im not retarded
>asked her in binary

KARAI KYM SLANCHEV BLYAD ZNAESH KAK RAK TAK TAK

Mashalla

Allah has blessed us with this fine Bajram and now with Ronaldos goals

bismilah, how can you NOT be muslim after this

ok

spying, what else

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shes studying IT and i made her laugh its a win m8

Exclusive video of the incident
youtu.be/RFZrzg62Zj0

TSU? TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

there is a differnce between her laughing with you and her laughing AT you

she literally thinks you are cringy af

Keep it up, bro. They just jelly

Go prep a paki gang, britcuck.

>+13 and raining
I can't even get drunk outside
starting to hate this city

which city

krasnoshithole

some spy you are, doxing yourself like that

few rashans in thread
why balk is so dead by the way
is everyone busy watching world cup and enjoying the summer? refuse to believe that

balk is full of normies, in case the usual lack of anime hasn't given it up

>yfw b*rgas has a russian local rapper
youtube.com/watch?v=UZoEpIax6nQ

What a fucking abomination

yikes

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>tfw I make girls laugh all the time because I'm a charming and funny dude
>tfw super insecure and autist and I'm satisfied with the small things but after that I want to kill myself because I'm so dumb

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kelly pou thes na peraseis?

I was blessed with a huge dick.
Thank you Jesus

>has a huge dick
>posts on 4 chan on friday night
>and on /balk/ which is known as the most homosexual general on the internet
lol fag

Since this general is homosexual, tell me where you live
I'll make use of my huge dick

Τ' άkουσες Αρετούσα μου τα θλιβερά μαντάτα
ο kύρης σου μ' εξόρισε εις τη ξενιτιάς στη στράτα

Τέσσερις μέρες μοναχά μου 'δωkε ν' ανιμένω
k' ύστερα να ξενιτευτώ, πολύ μαkριά να πηαίνω
Kαι πώς να σ' αποχωριστώ kαι πώς θα σου μαkρύνω
Kαι πώς θα ζήσω δίχως σου, το χωρισμόν εkείνο

I visited cretan niggers during december

they are unironically the last greeks left

everyone else is european

>I'll make use of my huge dick
you're probably a girl, no real man talks like that

There are no girls on the internet

How so? Do they ritually eat children and dance naked with bulls?

that's exactly what a girl would say. But you're probably a woman

I'm a big guy for you.

Balkans...

was dubs part of your plan?

Yes
Now check these quads.

so close, typical woman

stop replying to yourself

You're a funny guy you know that?

All romanians are in fact me.
I have mental problems.

this dude got us

youtube.com/watch?v=s2dqEmYs_30

got me*
the schizophrenia inside my head writes again

there is no you in us. We;re a team now, accept it

I won't accept this madness
You derailed the convo about my huge dick.

Do you just eat propaganda by the shovelfull or what

Good morning /balk/

sorry,post your dick then. The bulgarians will be extatic

His only exposure to the world outside of his selo is Jow Forums, what do you expect?

That's private

Okay, maybe this time I will get quads
Heil Satan

I unironically wouldn't mind living in a Bulgarian selo. They're comfy as hell, as long as there aren't too many gypsies around.

Help me balk, I'm stuck in this God forsaken shithole, what do?

quads and i nuke balkans

inv me to balklava u fucking niggers

fuck off, diaspora selyak, I can hear your disgusting accent from the other side of the continent

>You derailed the convo about my huge dick.
>That's private
typical woman
rusinos sa ratezi qauds cu unu. Ai adus rusine pentru intreaga natie Daca

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>natie Daca

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lmao

yeah where is the new server you balkan quls

>makes fun of pure white Dacians
fuck off roman

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How's life as a construction worker, my myakasht friend? Did you make GBN 25K last year?

Nothing he said is wrong.

So much >implying in one post.

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ROMÂN > dacian/roman

So, minimal wage?

can you get money back if you sent it to someone from paypal?
some nigga gave me 60 euro for a job beforehand do i just scam him

Return it to him or do the job.

>do i just scam him
that's rude
And yes, you CAN call the money back

no its not rude its called capitalism ;)

>dacian
ayyy.
Nu sunt de acord, as fi fost acum 70 de ani, dar acum natiunea ROMÂNĂ, distrusa si epurata de comunisti nu mai este ceea ce a fost pentru 2000 de ani.

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Aз ecъм цapь

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
THESE WOUNDS
THEY WILL NOT HEAL