Scottish independence edition
/brit/
yeah I know but it's on my foot and doesn't ever see the sun and I don't want to whip out my smelly foot in front of a doctor.
dunblane and lockerbie
English football fans committing violence against Germans is my thing.
I've infiltrated the krauts lads, will be taking them down from the inside shortly
THERE WERE 10 GERMAN BOMBERS IN THE AIR
They see worse shit everyday. Seeing a foot is probably an easy day compared to seeing a butt hole
Wanna make you my only
Let me heal what's broken
Let your hair down softly
In a bed of roses
You don't have to be lonely
Let me heal you what's broken
Just lay your head on me
In a bed of roses
this is largely a movie or tv thing the vast majority of people date through their extended social circles
almost no one asks strangers out though I still imagine it happens more here than elsewhere
Didn't even think of that. It's like they inserted their free market bullshit into dating at well.
fucking hell I had to sign up for bbc iplayer because I tried a stream on r/soccerstreams and it was on fox and a yank commentator and he was just unbearable. i mean really terrible. listening to thm talk is hard at the best of times but when it's about football it's maximum cringe
>below 6'0
it's over
>bad face aesthetics
it's over
>income not in top 10%
it's over
>hairline not norwood 0
it's over
Think I’ll be watching Portugal vs Spain
It’s my first ever soccer game I’ve ever watched
Red pill me on it
What’s the lore behind the two teams
Whose the antagonist or protagonist
When can I take bathroom and snack breaks
show some fucking respect
gonna ask a girl out tomorrow. she used to fancy me really hard but i didn't ask her out during that time so i've probably missed my chance but sure
there was a post about men were feminised because god forbid they actually spent time looking after their kids instead of dumping them on their mothers and one was being called out for a name that could be used by both men and women and because he actually spent time looking after his son with his wife and then another guy started discussing his name and he said about how he had irish heritage (or land of the red haired women as he called it) it genuinely made me feel sick
tvcatchup
THERE WERE 10 GERMAN BOMBERS IN THE AIR
THERE WERE 10 GERMAN BOMBERS
10 GERMAN BOMBERS
10 GERMAN BOMBERS IN THE AIR
sue
Rate the new t-shirt
iplayer is better. full hd
>portugal
christiano ronaldo
>spain
produces some of the best players on earth, been under performing greatly on the world stage recently though
lost all me money on the ponies again
Spain are stronger but they're in a mess and sacked their manager literally 2 days ago
portugal have ronaldo, best player of the last 10 years and they won the european championships 2 years ago
no breaks
Scotland faces economic disaster due to a hard Brexit anyway. If it has the opportunity to go independent and rejoin the EU, it should take it tbqph
what are you like
its just a man kicking a ball
noshed me off in an izakaya for a pint of beer this bint
scotland, or as I call it northern england
Also has the advantage of being 3 minutes behind the TV version
It was quite foolish to think they could beat even Uruguay to be honest, mate.
anime
The only good scots were the Stuarts
>scotland, or as I call it northern england
my willy is quite big but i've never used it (other than for pissing and wanking, i mean)
Ha ha.. you guy's crack me up....
yeah. that ball is pretty small. you can see it way better in hd
is that bad I dont know what you mean
>>scotland, or as I call it northern england
>the VA of the little sister in this series(a series in which a 13yo little sister lusts after her big brothers dick) was LITERALLY 13yo at the time of recording
the aussie who stays up all night is an awful poster
i've had sex with the same girl so many times that i don't enjoy it any more
think i need to cheat for a bit of excitement
dont know why people stay up all night, at least dreams change from night to night whereas life remains as constantly pathetic as always
Really need a name for that autistic ">>>>>>>>opinion" posting.
POO
there are no english people in lond-
twitter.com
Oh my, how racist.
*time travels to germany circa 1935*
hmm ah yes, this is the life
I-is that Charlotte?
She looked better on the Office
Never happens
did somebody say blue jam by chris morris?
looks like a burn victims who's had facial reconstruction
thats cool.
mental how brainwashed cunts literally insult them for this.
just copped
>An attempt to make upskirting a specific criminal offence in England and Wales has been blocked by one Conservative MP.
>The government had given its support to introducing the new law earlier.
>But Sir Christopher Chope shouted "object" to the bill, leading to cries of "shame" from other MPs.
>The campaign for the law against upskirting - where photos are secretly taken under a skirt - was started by victim Gina Martin.
>literally invent genocide, slavery, and imperialism
>be surprised when people feel a bit uncomfortable with displays of nationalism
uhm lol?
wish the japs would go back into isolation
kanpai yuzu-chan
based and redpilled
you alright?
wonder what country the /gif/ creep threads are from
wouldn't this actually kill them or something
yellows can barely metabolise the stuff
, and why thats a good thing
i forgive you
don't think there should be a law against photographing in public. people who do it should just be done for sexual harassment. you don't have to make a new law. you just need to make the action fit an already existing law
oh fucking hell
ummm pakis are english too sweaty
not really thats its more that the flag was hijacked by nationalists, look at the swastika, a symbol of luck in asian culture but now show it to the west and everyone thinks of the nazis, hundreds of years of meaning ruined by 10 years of hijacking.
pakis will never be english or british or european
yeah sound mate you
we didn't invent those things
we did invent a large proportion of the technologies utilised in the modern world though
might go pub for the match
she like the beer
yeah good
wearing socks to bed is literally a third eye decalcifier
Ronaldo you lunatic.
no point when you can watch and shitpost on /sp/
why do you call her sue, her name is yuzu
>we did invent a large proportion of the technologies utilised in the modern world though
>we
>england
scottish people did sweetie
don't like wakandans messing about my Star Trek tbqh ngl la
io9.gizmodo.com
same way yanks will always be mutts
nice one. anyway get yourself a drink mate I'll be back in a sec
*walks off and talks to someone else*
just absolutely lost it with dad
I'm in love with you.
Those things have existed before recorded history
2 pills im a raver
There isn't a law on sexual harrassment, only sexual assault.
essential in the british winter but you are a massive cretin for doing this down under
fuck you
aw did i offend the little paki?
it's a big game all the tables are probably booked