/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

I guess they're cool with Canadians doing that. Congay spergs out when I post there.

wouldnt you like to know

REMINDER:

/dixie/ has been seceeded from/cum/ longer than the real Dixie's secession

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its a 60 year old indian guy or paki or some shit i doubt he has much shit cabled in

yeah theres another albertan, a finn and a jew that also go on there regularly

Maybe if you include all the time together and not the fact that it went away and then came back again

Watching Love right now

tfw no crazy gf who shows up unannounced at your job
youtube.com/watch?v=Wqa9PA3nkN4

going to in-n-out buds, anyone want anything?

Never had in-n-out before but I heard it's overrated

It's good but it's not something amazing. Their shakes are top tier though

didnt have a grilled cheese cause landlord gave me some weird food that i ate a bit, bunch of different stuff. hopefully my tummy will be all better soon.
i wonder how that bug that was in my flourescent light is doing, don't see him moving around up there anymore

got out of work early

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Calgary?

all these people posting answers to questions I don't recall asking

ye ye its yo boy
get extra flags or stop phoneposting

Well the thread doesn't revolve around you

At work, gotta phone post.
How are withdrawals?

I'm sorry did I ask you?

bout all done, thank g*d
had a bit of cold sweats and near vomiting this morning but i've been up since like noon yesterday, hopefully i can do a good sleep

No but the thread revolves around me so I can say what I want

>thank g*d
You jewish?

wrong
it's my world and you're just living in it
get used to it bub

no just meming

umm this is my world...

I went to a fast food joint and two registers were open. One was a guy and the other was a girl. I nodded at the guy and walked toward him and at the last second I swerved and went to the girl. is that alpha?

eating some mexican chocolate
its ok i guess, called ki'xocolatl

based and redpilled

as life gets longer, awful feels softer

well it feels pretty soft to me

and if it takes shit to make bliss then I feel, pretty blissfully

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Sounds like it would look a little autistic

>not cracking a smile at the girl, winking at her, then walking clear past her to the guy
I bet you like to play dress up as a woman too you fucking faggot

daddy

what are you going to do with the extra free time?

>pic
damn. this shit gives me feels i dont want to feel...

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Dont feel bad, that's Tom Brady, the greatest living American

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hot cum shooting out of my cock and onto a cute girl's soles

some days i wish this board was a NWS board, have so many interesting gifs from the old days

i just want fit gf with whom to workout do yoga and shit...

PJ Soles?

youll get there one day bud

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hi fk :3

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thank you. i certainly will!

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give it to you
my nananana nunbit

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日本語を勉強のがすごく楽しいですよ
勧めます!

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no east asian girl can ever compete with the beauty of central asians

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is canada white

if china is white so is canada

is china white

>no east asian girl can ever compete with the trashy aesthetic of plastic
ftfy

Need an Asian thot's asshole ready to take my cock in it.

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No We're Chinese

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sorry but i really need to have sex

east asians are the plastic ones. central asians are natural beauties

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my man she looks like a goblina

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looks her neck can't handle her big ass head
she must have neck pains

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>i enjoy anime, vidya, want a "ukranian QT" and think asians are "disgusting"
>also i am a hopeless KHS

can anyone name this betalet

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>Why yes i love asian qts, get me a japanese GF!

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you?

Why are girls so weird? All they do is smile and laugh at my dumb jokes.

>>i enjoy anime, vidya
Pretty cringe.
>>want a "ukranian QT" and think asians are "disgusting"
Pretty based.

absolutely nonsensical post

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>trump and kim don't get along
>"NOOOO DRUMPF IS GONNA START A NUCLEAR WAR I AM L I T E R A L L Y SHAKING"
>trump and kim do get along
>"WTF DRUMPF HE'S MANIPULATING YOU CAN'T YOU SEE THIS IS TERRIBLE YOU STUPID CHEETO DICKSUCKER IDIOT"

>>>i enjoy anime, vidya
>Pretty cringe.

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she is literally perfection

how about you neck yourself

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I counted 15 threads about America on Jow Forums

ever get tired of this?

*nods respectfully*

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>true patriot love
>in all thy LGBTQQ+XYZ* command

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finally finished my thesis and setting up a date with a chinese girl, life is good

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who are you

based as all fuck
where u live bro

nayeon's future husband

Going to the gym, buds

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>dating a han chinese girls

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i mean i am chinese

feel empty

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i like you

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nice try leaf urkel

Wish I could be doing the same, I've been crippled all week. Guess that's what I get for not doing my stretches.

eat something

>american streets

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>Southern culture

where did you get this picture of me

ate almost half pound of hot dog

need sex

me 2

me 3 haha

If you jack off you won't feel that way anymore

*has sex with y'all*

*cums too early*
oh shit I'm sorry

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knife just slipped out my hands and nearly impaled my cock

its such a small target it's unlikely to happen

Sup bruh. Pride parade is here. Downtown is a mess with traffic and queers

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hmm what to have for dinner
grilled cheese or chicken burger