/brit/

GOALLLLLLLLLLLL

tarquin cunt would genuinely fucking drop the nut on you if you tried to take the piss like in real life
you wouldn't dare though

ITS GONNA TAKE A LOT TO DRAG ME AWAY FROM YOU
THERES NOTHING THAT A HUNDRED MEN OR MORE COULD EVER DO

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Top of the pops on bbc4 atm lads

NACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>football? doesn't interest me at all!

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Lads I tried signing up for online banking and they're saying I need to send them a fucking letter. If I go into the branch will they sort it out for me? (Natwest)

phwoar
wallop

one of the best I've ever seen lads

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I don't believe drug prohibition works, but if there's a drug that deserves to be illegal, it's cigarettes. Worse than heroin. And yes, I've done heroin. The cigarette I smoked the next morning felt more harmful than the heroin I injected into my veins.

I do not understand how cigarettes are even legal.

oh my god.
spain are literally going to win the cup

Can't stop fapping to this lads

youtu.be/DzXUvJHmidQ

youtu.be/DzXUvJHmidQ

>>football? doesn't interest me at all!

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post and in goals are always aesthetic innit lads

PENGNALDO

he must have a foot like a traction engine

angle of that goal from behind the ball is so peng

gf just sent me this

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penaldo on suicide watch

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did the grown men kick a ball around a field?

just filtered canadians

you can't get any better than that sweet spot on the inside of the post
perfect placement, no chance the keeper will save it

what i don't get is you twats going on and on all day about deanos and their silly deano activities and then proceeding to unironically go on and on about football

lmao

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>two glass cannon teams going all in
popcorn.gif

I am the egg man

Missed every single goal of this match because I’m looking at my phone, attention span is a big steaming pile of jobby these days

have you seen the dire state of the average football match attendee? fucking lmao

Football?
I play that shit
Rugby?
I win that shit
Cricket?
I OWN that shit

nother comfier than /sp + brit/

the virgin freaks absolutely HATE it!!

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any egg man in

me on the left

oh fuck off you silly sunburnt twat
cricket is for low test virgin freaks

>implying
all televised sports are strictly the domain of deano

might go and read a book

hate the mongs on /sp/ so it's very comfy when /brit/ goes all out for the footy

only pakis go on about deano

feel a bit sorry for the poser runts unable to enjoy this game
proper buzzing

What book mate?

blaxk lives matter

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If I could do it and it would work, I would make cigarettes illegal. I don't think it'd work, but I wish it would. If you're reading this and you've ever smoked, you know exactly what I mean. You know.

You know how it feels after you've huffed one down. The numbness, the pain, the smell, the bits of ash. The total disgustness of the entire experience and the strong pain it leaves in your lungs afterwards. Who does that to themselves? What could it possibly be other than intentional self-harm? A suicidal fetish.

*tries to fit in*

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Pirate ship ASMR

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I can feel it lads

football is a male activity not a deano activity

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any /friendless virgin but still loves football and regularly goes to matches with their dad/ man in

God tier shit post

always seems to be a lot more worldies scored at international competitions than domestic games

fuck off you think pathetic kangaroo fucking retard

Oh my god will you shut up about football there's a whole fucking board for you

TURTLE

you're a proper virgin freak if you're not going to pub to watch the france aussie game on the morrow
a rare occasion when a world cup game will be in prime aussie hours

am a chad but hate football

I am in love with Sue.

*meekly raises a tentative paw*

sure mate we'll go and leave you to talk about pakis and niggers

>TSUUU TSUU on suicide watch

Shouldn't have left Manchester United

don't try to understand this virgin freaks

firstly, pubs are for deanos
secondly, no one cares about football here except wogs

*shakes it*

you are making me want to post more football just to annoy you
too busy posting football because /brit/ is full of top lads who share my enthusiasm though

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everyone that has sex and/or mates is a deano in your eyes
sad little man, bet this is phimo innit you fucking waste of life

only really have the patience for footie when i can watch it getting a few beers in with the lads, but the lads are all toiling tonight so it's spirits on the lonesome lads

Alright fuck this im going on /wsg/ until this match is over

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>pubs are for deanos
don't even know a woman who would say this

don't come back

>s-shut up about football

The fucking World Cup is on you disgusting snivelling virgin LMAO and it’s one of the better games of the entire thing looool

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Is this /footy/ thread?

Been a great game 2bh, instead of moaning about football you should've given it a chance.

i just don't see the appeal of watching sports

i used to play sports at school, sure, but watching a bunch of overpaid twats run around for 2 hours just seems like time that could be better spent doing literally anything else, it's almost as autistic as watching twitch streams

What are you listening to user?

youtube.com/watch?v=4aQBkCrpWOg

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her bedroom walls look epic

Lads do you rate the song summer of 69 (by Bryan Adams)

Don't care

>her

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I'd rather be doing heroin that smoking a cigarette. Cigarettes are entirely just willful self-harm. Heroin isn't good, and I wouldn't go back to it, but it's less harmful and at least it's pleasurable. Cigarettes are far more harmful than heroin and you feel nothing but pain and disgust after huffing one down. Everything they teach about drugs is bullshit. Cigarettes are the worst thing you could ever do to your body, and they're perfectly legal and available everywhere. The government does not care about you or your health. Illegal drugs aren't illegal because they harm you. It has nothing to do with that. They're illegal mostly because of financial interests.

mad how they treat 34 year olds in football as old men aaha your life is literally over after your mid twenties

yeah but what does this have to do with footie?

Oooh youre hard

it's the fucking world cup in the one true international sport
i'm guessing you have no interests in geopolitcs or Jow Forums stuff either then

BBC4 NOW LADS
TITSSSS

Business idea: have the Iranian and Spanish teams replace each other, see how long it takes people to notice

I'm Jewish