Why are Americans like this?

Why are Americans like this?

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Why are Trumpies like this?*

Very clearly an advertisement

I'm English but I don't go around saying "I'm part Norman" to everyone.

Fuck if I know.
t. german/slav mutt

you should, brits are stupid enough they might think youre brown and give you things

23andme tried to get americans into football based on their heritage
A way to sell their service and expensive goodies.
Actually genius

Cringe.

Yes but the Government doesnt give you free welfare for the colour of your skin, yankee boy.

And she is only 8%

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>8,1% Portugal
HAHAHAHAHA

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DIOS MIO

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Most Americans have had their family in the US for generations. They have no real ties to an actual culture, so they substitute it with the banal American celebrity culture. Others don't like it and become MUH HERITAGE.

la creatura...

>8%
meu deus

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Every time.

If i had azorean blood i would be ashamed

>the 8% iberian face

what's wrong with that? i am italian

Why? It's not like Azoreans are African like Cape Verdeans

>italian 2.8%
EYYYYYY AM WALKIN HEREE

Maybe it's because they sound weird. The islands were settled with help from french nationals so they have a really weird way of sounding out portuguese words.

I'm guessing your dad met you mom when he was stationed in the Azorean base (Base das Lajes)?

Reminder this commercial runs on national American television:

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My mom and sister are literally doing this.
>muh 1/2 to 1/4 Portuguese ancestry

They are dumb inbreed retards that act like niggers

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Most of the Portuguese around here are Azoreans so it just sounds normal to me.

My mom's side came to the US when she was a teenager.

Pics of them to see if they look portugay or not

Sound and looks like a maghrebi

what language is this? he makes some portuguese and french sounds.

>8.1%
CERTIFIED MED BVLL

She wants Portuguese dick is all

>everything but sandnigger
quintessentially american

>Skinny with a disgusting pot belly
Worst kind of body desu senpai

AYYYYYY NO NO NO NO NO

Because they're all mutts, an artificially created nation. That's why.

It's more of a fun novelty thing than it is actual pride

PRoUD 100% AMERICAN MUTT....who should I root for??

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My family came from Italy and I don't care. It's an american thing.
Santo cielo.

ancestors are important, more important than my "fellow" black americans

hello fellow broadly northwestern european man

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australia or iceland

Shut the fuck up shitalian

>0.2 siberian
Hello fellow Buryat! How is life?

>pay 120 bucks to a jew so he can tell you about muh ancestry

kek
pathetic.

>not paying 120 bucks to a jew TWICE so he can tell you about yuh ancestry TWICE
>thinking 120 bucks is a large sum of money

AHAHHAHAHA the absolute state of Brazilians lmao

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oy vey

>that disparity
why do people accept this

23andme isn't afraid to say "broadly". Ancestry.com tries to make everything fit into one category or another. Makes sense.

Mutt syndrome

Ancestry steals your information and makes you part of the Mormon church. I’m not even joking either.