>be shit at F1 >move to nascar so they can claim to be "world champions" >be shit at football >move to basketball so they can claim to be "world champions" >be shit at rugby >move to american football so they can claim to be "world champions" >be shit at cricket >move to baseball so they can claim to be "world champions" >be shit at hockey >move to ice hockey so they can claim to be "world champions"
Actually soccer is a growing sport here and we're really excited about it. Our sports fans like soccer too, every year we get new teams and higher attendance.
Camden Harris
If we played those sports you would be smug about how we have no unique sports.
Jonathan Sullivan
based and true
Jonathan Hill
You should consider giving up on life if you seriously think field hockey is more important and ice hockey as you imply in your post.
Brandon Anderson
>>be shit at F1 >>move to nascar so they can claim to be "world champions" >>be shit at football >>move to basketball so they can claim to be "world champions" >>be shit at rugby >>move to american football so they can claim to be "world champions" >>be shit at cricket >>move to baseball so they can claim to be "world champions" >>be shit at hockey >>move to ice hockey so they can claim to be "world champions"
>Americans aren't as good at things they dont care about Wow really made me think.
Also, do we even have cricket? I've only ever seen Indian diaspora playing it in the park. Maybe you can tell us how we're shit at handball too.
Austin Gray
>be shit at rugby >move to american football What? Isn't it the same?
Sebastian Campbell
Nagano japan is a prefecture made of pee. It’s pure pee
Tyler Richardson
Pee pee zipangu. Zipangu is what the Dutch and portuguese originally called Japan.
Nicholas Martinez
I heard julian casablancas likes soccer
Landon King
>latvian education NASCAR is older than F1
Aaron Smith
O heard pee pee Sanchez drinks pee
Grayson Bell
Chichimecas were an important mesoamerican culture
Benjamin Watson
lol, you got BTFO at Grand Prix so started your own race tournament
Easton Sanders
>move to ice hockey so they can claim to be "world champions" sorry but they are not world champions in ice hockey. USA aren't even good at hockey.
Colton Price
That was centered around pee
Tyler Richardson
Andrea Sánchez de la Córdoba
Isaac Price
>USA aren't even good at hockey. But we are good at curling ;^)
No, they wear armour like fucking faggots and the ball or whatever the name is, can be passed forward in american football, while in rugby only backwards
Nascar actually takes a lot of skill believe it or not. The speeds they maintain are above 350 kph and are constantly fighting to keep traction on the course.
Nolan Kelly
NASCAR was unironically good back when you could buy the cars they raced.
Back in the 60s you could call up Chrysler and buy genuine NASCAR parts for your new charger depending on who you knew
Nathan Robinson
Same with auto racing, what's the fucking difference. Oh wait, in Nascar you don't turn right.
Xavier Lopez
Auto racing is more like traditional racing. It has more to do with braking and cornering techniques. Nascar is more like motorcycle flat track racing, where you challenge yourself to see how fast you can corner without breaking traction and oversteering into a wall. It's like trying to maintain a wheelie
>Sun peg >Whisked corn poat >Scroop dangles >Flashy pennies >Raydofah >Hurple >”Fancy” Jack >Going to see the weekly Topena >The Hall of Intinentials >Sworling hallow honies with your sweetheart >Mud Cludding >Flaky boys >waking up early and making haf flap >Staying uo late and watching The Tommy >Barbecues Europeans will literally never know these feels. Sad.