Be shit at F1

>be shit at F1
>move to nascar so they can claim to be "world champions"
>be shit at football
>move to basketball so they can claim to be "world champions"
>be shit at rugby
>move to american football so they can claim to be "world champions"
>be shit at cricket
>move to baseball so they can claim to be "world champions"
>be shit at hockey
>move to ice hockey so they can claim to be "world champions"

why are amerifats so insecure?

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only baseball does the world champions title, also why are you so angry?

based

BASED latvia

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Actually soccer is a growing sport here and we're really excited about it. Our sports fans like soccer too, every year we get new teams and higher attendance.

If we played those sports you would be smug about how we have no unique sports.

based and true

You should consider giving up on life if you seriously think field hockey is more important and ice hockey as you imply in your post.

>>be shit at F1
>>move to nascar so they can claim to be "world champions"
>>be shit at football
>>move to basketball so they can claim to be "world champions"
>>be shit at rugby
>>move to american football so they can claim to be "world champions"
>>be shit at cricket
>>move to baseball so they can claim to be "world champions"
>>be shit at hockey
>>move to ice hockey so they can claim to be "world champions"

>Americans aren't as good at things they dont care about
Wow really made me think.

Also, do we even have cricket? I've only ever seen Indian diaspora playing it in the park. Maybe you can tell us how we're shit at handball too.

>be shit at rugby
>move to american football
What? Isn't it the same?

Nagano japan is a prefecture made of pee. It’s pure pee

Pee pee zipangu. Zipangu is what the Dutch and portuguese originally called Japan.

I heard julian casablancas likes soccer

>latvian education
NASCAR is older than F1

O heard pee pee Sanchez drinks pee

Chichimecas were an important mesoamerican culture

lol, you got BTFO at Grand Prix so started your own race tournament

>move to ice hockey so they can claim to be "world champions"
sorry but they are not world champions in ice hockey. USA aren't even good at hockey.

That was centered around pee

Andrea Sánchez de la Córdoba

>USA aren't even good at hockey.
But we are good at curling ;^)

>WHY ARE AMERICANS LIKE THIS ?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!?

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Delete this shuster ;_;

We have our own series instead of F1, and it isn't NASCAR

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No, they wear armour like fucking faggots and the ball or whatever the name is, can be passed forward in american football, while in rugby only backwards

fuck off spic

Gimi :D

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Why do americans drive on ovals

>be shit at cricket
America has NEVER played cricket. We can't be bad at something we've never tried.

>be med country
>stay behind us

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latvia delivers bants, lmao

Nascar actually takes a lot of skill believe it or not. The speeds they maintain are above 350 kph and are constantly fighting to keep traction on the course.

NASCAR was unironically good back when you could buy the cars they raced.

Back in the 60s you could call up Chrysler and buy genuine NASCAR parts for your new charger depending on who you knew

Same with auto racing, what's the fucking difference. Oh wait, in Nascar you don't turn right.

Auto racing is more like traditional racing. It has more to do with braking and cornering techniques. Nascar is more like motorcycle flat track racing, where you challenge yourself to see how fast you can corner without breaking traction and oversteering into a wall. It's like trying to maintain a wheelie

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Still boring as fuck. Stock cars belong on a circuit, not a circle.

By the way I'm only 20 miles from the Bristol Motor Speedway so it's not like I haven't seen Nascar IRL before.

NASCAR has circuit races, but they're few and far between because Cletus wants his meth-son to watch the chebbies go 'round the oval

Nice

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I can see why people like Nascar but personally I can only find Rallysport entertaining.

>rallysport
based and redpilled

>be Latvia
>be shit at hockey
>mention land hockey

Mutts btfo

cricket was more popular than baseball before the civil war

Just stop calling it soccer and it'll be fine

Soccer sounds like a childish sport
Football sounds cool

>Oh wait, in Nascar you don't turn right.
*blocks your turn*

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btfo mutts
based

Best track in Forza 4.

>Sun peg
>Whisked corn poat
>Scroop dangles
>Flashy pennies
>Raydofah
>Hurple
>”Fancy” Jack
>Going to see the weekly Topena
>The Hall of Intinentials
>Sworling hallow honies with your sweetheart
>Mud Cludding
>Flaky boys
>waking up early and making haf flap
>Staying uo late and watching The Tommy
>Barbecues
Europeans will literally never know these feels. Sad.