Woman survives from 1200 meters drop!

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Sergeant Emile Cilliers has been sentenced to lifetime in prison. He tried to kill his wife by sabotaging her parachute.

The couple dropped from sky at the height of 1.2 kilometers the wife not knowing her parachute wouldnt be functional.

But then a miracle happened: when the woman hit the ground after dropping down from 1200 meters, she survived alive. She was world champion in parachute jumping but it is still a miracle since her parachute was not functional.

This parachute trick was the last straw and the man was sentenced to lifetime imprisonment. He had tried previously to gas the woman to the death.

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>previously tried to gas her
>they were still married
??????????????????????

Also it's not impossible to survive a drop like that, obviously. But it's incredibly unlikely.
Most things are like this actually, very very little has 100% chance to kill a human. Even a shotgun to your brain is only about 99.5%
Hang-mans break, which is what you die of when you are "hanged", is another good example, it is roughly 99% fatality, surprisingly though I actually know someone that survived the break. (They weren't being executed though)

we invented one that is 100% death-guaranteed

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I've read a story about a women who fell out of a commercial airplain at about 10km height and lived.
Apparently thick vegetation is a good fall breaker.

There was a story in the 90s that was similar. Woman's parachute failed to open, but she smashed into a massive fire ant hill, and when they swarmed her broken body and began to bite her, it triggered an epinephrine surge that kept her heart pumping blood enough to prevent death

>be american
>be fat, have a heart attack
>cover your body in honey, jump into a fire ant nest
>survive

bound and lested then dropped in the sea is also effective

Epinephrine works if you're flatlined. Defibs work when you're in v-tach or atrial fib. If you have a heart attack, you will probably need a clot buster or stent

Why can't you just call it adrenaline like the rest of the world?

Interesting. I didn't realize the rest of the world called it something else. I thought epinephrine was the manufactured name

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this picture gave me a boner

>she survived alive

sauce on pic

Pretty sad how women like this are dying out by the second.

Dude. Google literally tells you.

It's some slavic instragram thot btw

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I assume you mean 10000 km?

nevermind i'm dumb

Women are oddly resistant to extreme defenestration.

There was a Czech that survived one even crazier.

who is this seme anagel?

I read about her, wasn't she a stewardess?

Fucking americans, I swear.

>amerimutts

A woman would rather get beaten to death than bored to death

They have suicidal tastes in sexual partners

At Some Height it doesnt matter anymore whether you fall from 3km or 10km

I wonder what were they doing in space.

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True. Under normal circumstnaces you won't go faster than a speeding car.

* circumstances

Parachute opened, just not completely

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>Epinephrine is the INN (International Non-Proprietary Name) while adrenaline is the BAN (British Approved Name). The latter is more popular to the most number of people worldwide.

Because epinephrine is more accurate and recognized name.

>Americans