Why don't you smoke? are you a virgin?

why don't you smoke? are you a virgin?

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I like to smoke if I know I'll be going back home after and/or taking a shower. I wouldn't smoke before going to the gym but a few cigarettes a week with whisky or coffee is some good relaxing shit.

I smoke two packs a day

Is this bait? Are you one of these that smokes half the cig and then throw it away, or do you really inhale it all?

cancer man is literally the apex antagonist of the x files. I will never adopt his ways

I used to smoke 1.5-2 packs a day, it's ez. It's just that your pussy ass lung can't handle it.

I also quit cold turkey later, in case you're wondering. This makes you a double pussy since only pussies can't qut smoking and smoking is pointless.

>cold turkey
I went on to vaping briefly as I was also an alcoholic and went cold turkey with that too, at the same time. Quitting both completely at the same time was a bit too much for me. Not smelling like smoke and my fingers turning back to a normal colour sure was nice though.

yes

I smoke and am not a virgin

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>No you don't, expect if you are underage and incapable of smoking in moderation.
spotted the 16 year old in denial

I thought I could control it too, bralukas

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i only smoke cigarettes with the asshole of the dog in them

Smokers will never look as cool as vapers.

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>the soccer mom has arrived

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you dumb nig this copy pasta is older than your mother

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I smoke one pack a day.

It's not bait. I smoke about 2-4 cigarettes an hour. I hardly ever throw one away half-finished.

I do smoke though, marlboro blues to be exact

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Yes I smoke, normally two cigarettes per week.

I really don't know why people get addicted with these, smoking is not that special.

How do you feel after running up the stairs?

not him but after 2-3 years of this you can really feel it

main reason why I quit was getting out of breath after climbing a couple of flights of stairs

>running

Have fun dying at 30.

My close friend is a lung cancer researcher
I will never smoke

I am a virgin. and I smoked for a short while when I first started working. I can't emphasis this enough, smoking is totally pointless and the worst thing you can do to yourself. For me smoking wasn't fun. It literally makes your lungs hurt. It smells awful, tastes awful, and it's expensive.

The government and big tobacco shook hands and agreed to keep smoking legal so people die earlier and pay more in tax. Smokers voluntarily choose to die early and pay extra tax.

And you don't just die earlier, you drastically reduce your quality of life as well.

Yes, it's that excersise where your gut keeps touching your knees

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Why would you pay money to lower the length and quality of your life

>he pays his cigarettes
>he thinks it's wrong to enjoy something unhealthy, you should only enjoy healthy things

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Oh snap

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>blue
poofter as fuck

But it's not enjoyable

I can at least understand why some degenerates would vape marijuana, but there is nothing enjoyable about smoking a cigarette

You're literally paying out the ass just to smell bad and develop early lung cancer

yes

Not the person you're responding to, but I smoked for 4 months, about half a pack. It's just a monkey on your back. I was so goddamn happy when I got off it. I've never felt worse in my life. It was a hellish existence.

I will never touch that shit again.

Mate you smoke Winnie Blues or Marlboro Reds, you can't do that!

>please PLEASE fuck up my lungs
>I know the only actual enjoyment you get from smoking is the fulfillment of your crippling nicotine addiction but if I do it I'll look so badass
>I'll get so much pussy (even though nobody wants to come within five feet of me)

>Smokers voluntarily choose to die early
that's exactly why I smoke
>you drastically reduce your quality of life as well
I don't think it's possible to reduce it even further

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>2018
>Doesn't smoke crack
Were you bullied in school, retarded or perhaps both?

>I-It kills you!
Yes, and? Was life a competition about who lives the longest?

>Y-You get addicted to it!
No you don't, exceptif you are underage and incapable of smoking in moderation.

>I-Its expensive!!!
Who forced you to buy a gram a day, you fucking peat-gavel?

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>Was life a competition about who lives the longest?
Literally yes

but late life healthcare is expensive as hell

either kys or don't bother with smoking because you'll end up sitting in a hospital bed for 10 years waiting for cancer to finally kill you

Literally no

nah if I impregnate more bitches more times than you I win even if I die before you do

Only if you're Jimmy Carter or Henry Kissinger who get their blood replaced every month or so with fresh blood taken from 25 year olds. That way they are forever.

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this but reversed

I’m an addict and I just got off this shit recently. I could hardly afford shit and was starving for about a week

Is that a thing?

crack itself isn't physically addicting at all

I dunno, but it probably is.

I smoke but not tobacco *dabs on you

Cigarettes are population control.

nowadays smoking is for trashy people and shcizoes tbqh, I quited about a year ago

smoke marlboro gold, haven't smoked long about 5-6 months or so

smoke like 7 cigs a day, more when i'm drunk

smoking is a good social lubricant, and good for chatting with chicks.

always carry around a pack of gum if im going back to theirs

Is there a scientific explanation yet other than "weed is awesome" why if I smoke a cigarette, my lungs feel horrible for a week, but if I smoke weed my lungs feel perfectly alright like I never smoked almost immediately? Seriously, I feel like a non-smoker when I smoke weed. Cigarettes, you'll feel it weeks afterwards.

I personally hate smoking, but my dick turns to diamonds when I see a cute girl smoking. God, it's so fucking hot.

After finding out how horrible smoking feels, it makes me even hornier. Her chest is numb. Holy fuck, I want to cum on her numb chest while she lets out a smoker's cough.

>if im going back to theirs
Haha yes I have this problem all the time haha

yes

Im just not stupid

Based lucky strike

Disgusting, I never understood the smoking fetish, it's just a boner killer
t. Smoker

this. overrated as fuck and take forever to smoke.

i don't consume cancer

shiiett, gotta buy some to try it out, its 2.5. more expensive than a camel here though

Because you usually need to burn less weed to get high vs tobacco where it's easy to run through multiple cigarettes in a single sitting.

American cigarettes are garbage

I smoke and wish every day that I didn't

>paying $30 for a pack of cigarettes

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In my opinion, people that pay money to suck on sticks are pretty damn gay.
Pretty sure you can do that shit free on Grinder

does grindr or even tinder work in iceland?

Tinder does, but don't expect to fuck an attractive girl. Girls here on tinder have ridiculously high standards.
If you're not rich, a 10/10 or a football player you're just gonna get foreign girls or average looking chicks/uggos

Makes sense. I was mostly just curious because 500k is just that small of an amount of people when I think about the age spread and all that

I'm not an uneducated poorman

Age spread is alright.
I think 20-25 is the single largest age group in the country

Most billionaire in this world doesn't smoke cigarette.

Notice a pattern here?

I don't smoke, because I'm not a virgin.