Anyone else have a pre-shower routine?

Anyone else have a pre-shower routine?

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Lock bathroom door and check for anything I could use as a weapon
I am super paranoid about someone breaking in while I am in the shower

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I usually get undressed before

Who /shit and shower/ here?

I double check that my front door is locked twice.

I hate when the shit comes after the shower
Annoying as fuck

Me.

who /shit in the shower/ here? australians excluded

this, i wash my asshole in the shower and it's just like.. goddamn...

always bro
>have cigarette
>take a shit
>shower

^.^