Anyone else have a pre-shower routine?

Anyone else have a pre-shower routine?

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Lock bathroom door and check for anything I could use as a weapon
I am super paranoid about someone breaking in while I am in the shower

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I usually get undressed before

Who /shit and shower/ here?

I double check that my front door is locked twice.

I hate when the shit comes after the shower
Annoying as fuck

Me.

who /shit in the shower/ here? australians excluded

this, i wash my asshole in the shower and it's just like.. goddamn...

always bro
>have cigarette
>take a shit
>shower

^.^

i piss in the shower it's great

>smoking

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Usually gets involved shaving and tattooing.

I undress, remove glasses, get the water running

Fucking kanucks are weird.

I poop. In the toilet.

Mmmmh

unironically LOVE my morning ritual

wake up
workout
breakfast
brush teeth
shit
shower

not autistic just having a ritual is excellent for productivity and mindfulness

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>wank
>weed while taking shit
>shower

In that order

>I hate when the shit comes after the shower
this

master race

I exercise before taking a bath