How can i be like jeff bezos?

How can i be like jeff bezos?

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Have an IQ of 180 and eat some spinach

Easy you just have to get posessed by a demon and drink baby blood

Start a company and then grow it into a juggernaut that can eat all competition around you by convincing investors to give you billions of dollars.

unironically the weird proptosis thing he has going on is a sign of demon possession

Shave your head and tell everyone you're Jeff Bezos. Eventually enough people will believe you and you can take over his life. All you need is persistence.

You still have to do the demons and baby blood thing first, tho

A manlet?

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Well he probably just has thyroid issues

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