How can i be like jeff bezos?

How can i be like jeff bezos?

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Have an IQ of 180 and eat some spinach

Easy you just have to get posessed by a demon and drink baby blood

Start a company and then grow it into a juggernaut that can eat all competition around you by convincing investors to give you billions of dollars.

unironically the weird proptosis thing he has going on is a sign of demon possession

Shave your head and tell everyone you're Jeff Bezos. Eventually enough people will believe you and you can take over his life. All you need is persistence.

You still have to do the demons and baby blood thing first, tho

A manlet?

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Well he probably just has thyroid issues

buy chainlink

no joke that fucker looks horribly unhealthy.
>red blotchy skin
>bulging eye
>bald
>bloated
he needs to hire a health coach with all that damn money, i bet his dick hardly works

Well come on, everyone looks small next to Godzilla

Bulging eyes are actually a sign of Graves' disease

dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed

Its not about IQ, upbringing, etc. We're all equipped with a power tool, a brain. Brilliant ideas are a dime a dozen, work ethic however, is self made. Guys like this hyper focus on their goals and dont quit until they are realized.

Also, Luck. With any great idea you HAVE to have the right timing. A month, a year even a decade too early and you wont find success.

TIMING is everything and nothing else if you want to be like a jeff bezos.

Start sucking some penises

Swole and rich. A true alpha male.

if bezos was born in a different time, he'd have made something else.

i mean no doubt luck is a huge factor. just like intelligence and hardworking are.
if you want to be like bezos, you need all 3. plus an elemental ache for something that founding a company like amazon would give you.

Get off biz is a fucking start

>if bezos was born in a different time, he'd have made something else.
Today he would have ended up the founder of Bitbeans.

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>IQ, upbringing
Literally this you nigger

can someone explain wtf is going on here

wink a little bit more at pictures

As Seneca the younger says:"luck is where opportunity meets preparation".

Some pajeet wants to learn solidarity or whatever the eth language is for smart contracts. He starts testing functions out and tests some on public smart contracts to see how they respond and he accidentally irreversibly destroys 600,000 ETH. People asked Eth or Vitalik to fix it with a hardfork but he said get lost losers.

>This guy gets it.

Also wear a puffy vest.

Huh. Louis Pastour said, "Chance favors the prepared mind." Thanks for the seneca quote

Devops199 activated the suicide switch on the library of Parity (ethereum wallet) which locked in all Ethereum stored in multi-sig wallets. In other words, he found a bug in the system, (accidently) exploited it and now all the ETH stored in those wallets are locked in forever. about 550k Ethereum burned.

He made an internet book store. He was lucky as fuck and just so happened to have the opportunity to do it at the right time in history. I'm not saying he wouldn't have been successful, but becoming the richest man on Earth was entirely based upon luck.
>Louis Pastour
Fuck that cunt. Because of him, normal milk is illegal in my country.

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>Brilliant ideas are a dime a dozen
No they aren't faggot. I bet if you asked every single user on Jow Forums to give you a business idea, not a single one of them would be a brilliant idea.

this. muh high work ethic is a dime a dozen. lots of brainlets work their asses off getting nowhere because they can't think outside the box. it's just an extremely rare combination when someone has the work ethic and the brilliant ideas together. you typically either get one or the other or none.

>jeff bezos
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It's too late for you to be like him if you're asking on a Mongolian comics forum.

he needs to work on neck

You can’t. He and others started companies during the greatest human technological change of our times.

If blockchain is similarily groundbreaking, the guys like Vitalik and Larimer are those.

So at best, you can hope to be an above average normie. Sorry.

>TIMING is everything

True that. I have a great idea that we should cure cancer, I'm just too early.

Why would a cure for cancer generate money? It's much better to spread the cancer out into treatments and to keep its death rates high so everyone's too scared to not pay for the treatment.

Buy his name and company

Why would work ethic be "self made" when things like IQ clearly aren't?