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How to kill myself?

Try eating yourself

Main aov dapet duit

We alreadu have a thread

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"Man, kids this day"
*sips monster*
"Back in my days, we play outside with friends"
*sips monster again*
"Unlike younglads who prefer to play pc games instead going outside"

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based bump user

do i have a chance in my life if im half filipino?

Half filipino half what?

if you finish paying off your denbts the world is your oyster

greek

what about vietnam and cambodia?

Darling in the Franxx gets rebooted if dubs

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Yes because now you are part of the Most Powerful Race.

yes just go to anywhere in SEA because people are so godamn stupid

Half arab-filipino is cute!

>be a thai
>drown in a cave

>be a thai
>drown in a ship

>be a thai
>beg for whitebois to save your dumb children

kek

Imagine having to be a wagecuck slaving away Tuesday morning already haha

back to work before the boss catches you wasting time wagecuck!

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WTF DELET THIS

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What should i eat for breakfast?

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back to work wagecuck

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>pic
lmao are there people that actually unironically eat in carinderias?

Noodle (with rice)

Eeee, why not? It's not like they serve pagpag like in your country.

if people didn't eat there why would they exist

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they suck because every one is different and everything is homecooked so its a toss up if the food will be good or bad and if its bad then sucks to be you because you could have just went into some shitty fastfood chain and paid the same + AC
also the food sometimes goes cold if you go after after all of the schoolies end their lunch
also highschool kids

cool story bro

based

>you could have just went into some shitty fastfood chain and paid the same + AC
>paid the same
What is this cheap fast food chain that offers quality food for under 60 pesos? Chowking and KFC doesn't count.

How dare you insult carinderia food

Jollibee

Cambodia is on there dummy

Vietnam is historically East Asian so they don't count. Basically chinks

Is it not wikang? Is it some kind of genitive form, like those with -an, -ese in English?

How do I become white?

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No, the base word is just "wika".

We do have the word "basa" which means to read, but I don't know if it's related to "bahasa".

Bleach your skin.

wear full burqa also with sunglasses, then people can't see your skin and will assume you're white

it's foolproof plan

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How does it feel to be Romanised instead of Indianized like the rest of asean?

Nice experience you have there, Blake.

Not him but mall food courts offers alot of 30-50php meals especially those grill ones
but with today's inflation I would be surprise if its 80php now

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We are Indianized to some extent though. Our language has a lot of Sanskrit words, and even our Christianity has elements of Indian influence.

Nah, I think it's unrelated. We have "baca" for "to read."
However, maybe if we look up to sanskrit, maybe it's related, assuming baca/basa is sanskrit word instead of austronesian origin word.

I'm gald we had our own words like this tbhwy and not be the same with our neighbors
I actually want more old word to be revived

If I recall correctly, basa is of Sanskrit origin. I could be wrong, though.

Really?

Every asean country has its own version of Ramayana except Phillipines

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thai or tourist?

Was Ramayana real or just a myth?

Bhasa means language in Sanskrit

Thai
Depends on what you believe. I am a Rama devotee too

We have our own epics like Lam-Ang though.

I looked up to sanskrit dictionary and I found out "to read" in their language isn't variance of "baca," so maybe it's austronesian origin word. It's just coincidence that it's similar to "bhasa" variances.

Even Vietnam?

I don't get it

They are chinks so they don't count

Ramayana is just as real as Arthur epic story. I believe they're real to some extent, but the magic and shit are made up.

It's our own OC's

That's unfair

junglepill me on ramayana

is it just like song and dance performance of old mythical stories?

nice, have you been outside Thailand?

youtube.com/watch?v=qsuqbPda5uo

It's the main cultural story in South and Southeast Asia. You should read

Just like the Tree Kingdoms in East Asia I guess

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Their menu for that price range is merienda-tier though. I'd rather take a local pares stand any day.

You can imagine ramayana is like the greek gods mythology but it's real to some extend. Also their weird law that says that you shouldn't have a war at night. Which is maybe the reason why indian lost the war against paki and british.

I mean wouldn't it be cool if the story was real and the magic and shits were actually technology akin to current WMD.

Indonesia has Mahabharata?

Yeah, but indon'd.

We have archeology record of Mahabharata in carvings but the story is dead :'(

I'm jealous of Indo chan

Javanese play Mahabarata and Baratayudha as leather puppet/wayang kulit.

*Ramayana and Bharatayudha

cool, sounds like a great story. based monkeys

that video is annoying as fuck editing though and I want to punch him in the face heh

>Tree Kingdoms
idk about it

I know Journey to the West that's it


do any of you know about Aboriginal mythology and stories? it's a huge part of their culture and some really interesting stories

I imagine it's got some cross-over with Papua

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What is a leather puppet?

We have Shadow puppets though

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Muslim here pretends to be proud of their hindu/buddha heritage. They actually hate all of that shit so much they bombed Borobudur and shun all the kejawen practicioner

Yes, it's the same.
It used to be watched from behind the screen as shadow puppet, now we watch it from the front.

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the one I know most is the rainbow serpent who created the mountains rivers and landscape during the dreamtime, and said to live and travel across the water of the land

I think the Aboriginal stories are less based on historical fact than a religious connection to the earth

maybe you've heard of rainbow serpent?

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>pretend
More like hypocrite

>now we watch it from the front
wtf
Three Kingdom is very famous. Even new game Total War:Three Kingdoms

Don't make me hate Muslim even more than I already do.

Oh three kingdom, yeah I know of it but not much

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places like this the rainbow serpent said to create and live in the waters

Australia has some pretty amazing landscapes

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I only know this

Funny you speak ill against muslims when the ones who preserves the sanskrit cultures were javanese muslims and not buddhist chinks.

Oops

He's baiting you.

oops

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>now we watch it from front

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mario bros is basically ramayana
mario = rama
luigi = laksmana (rama's little brother)
they both go in adventure to save peach (sinta, rama's girlfriend) who got abducted by a giant monster bowser (rahwana)

I didn't know Australia had interested in native culture

MIND = BLOWN

We do tho
Especially for "gara-gara" part (where the dalang interact with sinden or comedian)

I think I just found the perfect job for you NEETs
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No bully.

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who are the monkeys helping rama then?

of course, country is not full of millions of people all think exactly the same

it's true most aussie don't give a shit about aboriginal stories though, or any other countries for that matter

>who are the monkeys helping rama then?
yoshi

just having a laugh don't worry

what's the post you're trying to link about?

Seems nice.

That's some story from /x/ about skinwalker-like that tried to eat children there. I got to know some ghosts from Aussie there. Some interesting theory about why they burned down Aussie and why there was barely any civilisation there.

More like muslim ktp. Real muslim practice wahhabism and support khilafah. And all buddhist chink either already purged in 98 riot or looked for asylum in malaysia/chinkapore

It's literally the perfect job for someone who posts on Jow Forums, I dunno why Zuck is hiring normies.

>it's the most important job in facebook
>nobody cares about me boohoo
stopped watching there

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yeah bro, Indon muslim hate their heritage but where do you think words like kiayi, santri, puasa, surga dan neraka, sembahyang and keranda come from?

Normies think like normies i guess. Some user probably won't survive the interview even though usually it's not really related to the job itself.

>watched the video
>"waa give me attentions!"
>closed the tab

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>who are the monkeys helping rama then?
Hairy Aboriginal Indians

But that's my theory