How many calories are in these russian anons?

How can he not work that out...

Its not like the french language names for protein, fat and carbs are so different, and calories is literally the same as english.

Actually, russian products count kcal and that other shit in 100g of product. And you got 200g, so do the math.

JFC dude, its 530 per 100g and its a 200g bar.

530 kcal for each 100 grams

i'm an american

wait, what is kcal

>and that other shit
Kilojoules

I mean proteins, fats and carbohydrates

Kilocalifornia

serious question here

>American
>Cares about calories
HMMMMM.....

guys, please

1 Kilocalorie=1000 calories

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so i've eat 530,000 calories in one bar. Great fucking job Jow Forums. This is why they should put it all in english

I honestly don't know why people give a shit about calories. It's incredibly easy to determine whether something is good or bad for you and how much of it you should eat, and even then you can always just burn it off with a little exercise.

they should just put it all in english
fuck second worlders

ffs, you counted it as half of bar

HEALTHY AT ALL SIZES???

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fat. Its not about weather its bad for me. I'll start eating clean again tomorrow. I just don't wanna put on fat while maintaining
based, see how many calories are in a single bar?
what are your lifts lad

1,060,000 calories

you are not Russian
and you are not white

unbased
based

fellas, please help

it's too late for you, better go binge eating and enjoy yourself

man, it's 1,060 calories
"kcal" in russian means "calories" in english

1060 kilocalories or 4400 kilojoules in total

what the fuck are kilojoules

it's kinda like joules, but more

sorry for being super autistic. Thanks russian user. Your candy is awesome. Have a meme free of charge

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just calories x 4
its to trick people into not bothering to count calories because numbers become too big and it places the average daily intake to aim for at a weird amount

It's on the fucking packet you dumbass

where?

lmao
NO. listen here
Food isnt measured in calories. It's measured in kilocalories

*the energy value of food rather

dude just tell me how many calories are in a single bar and i'll delete the thread

530 per serving
2200 per bar
It says nutritional value in Romanian or French or whatever and then kcal which is just a calorie

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fuck i went over. w.e i'll just cut tomorrow since i'm eating clean the next two weeks

1060 Cal per bar dude
>A calorie is a unit of energy. Various definitions exist but fall into two broad categories. The first, the small calorie, or gram calorie (symbol: cal), is defined as the amount of energy needed to raise the temperature of one gram of water by one degree Celsius at a pressure of one atmosphere.[1] The second is the large calorie or kilogram calorie (symbol: Cal), also known as the food calorie and similar names,[2] is defined in terms of the kilogram rather than the gram. It is equal to 1000 small calories or 1 kilocalorie (symbol: kcal).[1]
The thing that you call the calorie is actually the large calorie or the food calorie, or the kilogram calorie.
>2200 per bar
That's kilojoules

this is retarded
I'm gonna go with you and assume its just 530 per bar and 2200 is the whole box

>That's kilojoules
Oh shit, you're right. Usually in the states the larger number is always the total number of calories in a piece of candy or junk food

You're right I'm Ukrainian

That user is right. The total size is 200 grams and there's 100 g per serving so the total calories are 1060. I made a mistake by assuming they followed American conventions

Okay, this is epic

there's no way there's 1,000 calories in a single bar. There's like 10 bars in the whole thing

530 per 100g, so 1060 total.

That's like saying there's no way there's 5000 calories in the $2 bag of spicy cheetos. The whole thing is 200 grams and doing the math there's 1060 calories in the whole bar

but there's only 200g in a single set. Wait, what does the r/g mean?

if you're desperate to know the amount of calories in a candybar you shouldn't be eaten it in the first place

It's the Cyrillic 'g'
Also now you have to tell us exactly what the fuck it is you're eating. I'm curious

This is a troll thread. No one is actually this dumb.

eating it*
have no idea why my brain skipped there

kdv-group.com/en/brand/1#407,622

I really did look all over before making this thread

no, i really am

>cocoa filling

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what is your living purpose

being racist online

sweet
Also it's 57% sugar and 31% fat. So of course the calorie content is going to be high
Maybe choose a different filling next time if you're so worried, halva is pure sugar with nuts
yeah but what if it isnt

Fuck, I love those waffers. Even my dad with diabetes loves them.

How many calories are in them lad? I love them too.

what if the NSA agent spying you belongs to the race you are baing racist to?

I had a twitter account that was super racist and attacked basically every group but sometimes i would post my face or physique and i'm pretty sure someone over at twitter thought i was hot and that's the only reason it lasted so long.

I want him to know he's a Shabbos goy but I still love him

You're amazing user.
Keep munching

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I'm done eating for the day. Giving the rest to my father

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>t. implying russians are wh*te

dem ballistics tho

Get out of my sight, hellspawn
How do you feel about brown people?

indifferent generally. By brown people do you mean mexicans or mena?

both

why do you dislike white people?

Mexican girls are generally pretty into me so its kinda hard to hate them since they don't look bad. Generally no experience with northern africans in my life but i've heard they suck

>there's no way there's 1,000 calories in a single bar. There's like 10 bars in the whole thing
And people still wonder why americans are fat (and stupid)

there are times when I think that american stupidity has to be a meme
and then there are times, like now, when I realize it's not

guys just tell me how many calories are in a single bar

Cool, good for you lad
Does your dad also like those wafers?

Kinda, he likes these romanian treats called like eugenia or something

>eugenia
eugenics?

no, these amazon.com/Eugenia-Original-Biscuit-Cacao-Yellow/dp/B000LRFVW4

Nice. Where did you learn about the Russian candy?

There's this shop near my house that this eastern 5'2 ukrainian lady runs and she sells candy from all different types of european countries.

sweet

This is the very quality and funny thread

stop laughing at me and help me man

You are just a pro man
What comedy shows do you like the most?

i did russia at the world cup last week

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Why are you mad suisse-pakoo ?

just banter

>says russian
>posts polish