Have you ever dreamed of sucking cock?

I've dreamt about the stuff I've done yes

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Vai postar essa bosta no mar de mijo, aberração

Yes, but a futa's

based

Unfortunately I've never had lewd dreams. I've had a few where it's going in that direction, but I always wake up before anything interesting happens. It's pretty frustrating.

Youve clearly never binged harcore porn for hours before going to sleep

No, but i dreamed of being sucked by passable traps

all the time

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it's all the rage with zoomers these days
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5afa2852cfb1f

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This is hilarious but also tragic that it will be some 12 year olds first exposure to sex

It's marginally better than minecraft porn

this board is turning so fucking gay

I always drink my cum

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Chris chan?

it's a lot less gay than when the finns used to make gay threads every single day

Getting facefucked and having nuts slap against your chin is better than cube people fucking?

I dreamed about getting fucked hard in a church once.

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trust me, the minecraft rabbithole goes way deeper than that

this proves that anime turn people into gays

Every day, I just want a cute bf

Jeez, all Texans really are gaybois
I though my boyfriend was just the exception

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no but i've dreamed of fucking one of my friends who's of a bit smaller stature than me and therefore well suited to be a trap. i'm not gay at all btw

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Literally me

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>tfw i jerk off before bed every day
>this kills the ability to remember dreams

Yes?

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Quit smoking, dumbass

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okay

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My best friend always bragged about his big benis and mocked me because Im small

I always daydream about sucking him dry

this

How do you figure that one?

Stop drinking as well

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No
The whiskey is my friend

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Yes, I really like cock.
That was all.

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I'm not gay but for some strange reason I find the idea of sucking a cock less repulsive than the idea of licking a vagina. At least I could imagine sucking a cock if I really had to. The idea of licking a vagina makes me want to puke.

Fucking fags

But it's bad for your health, you should treat your body better

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I was drinking for the passing of a friend, not because I like to
This is the first time I've drank in over a year

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>her

Don't matter

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Humph.

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This desu. I love thicc futa cock.

This board is so fucking gay, the gayest post i ever read was that user from chile or peru or something that stayed behind and licked the cum off of the showerroom floor when his buddies had played soggy biscuit

Only as a girl, which is not gay.

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No but I have dreamt about having a cuteboy or girl sucking me off while am in bed trying to sleep or waking me up with blowjobs.

I've fantasized about orally pleasuring a cute boy before lovingly penetrating him.

Nah the only dream i remember in recent memory was about me having a heart attack

Is there a discord with kind homos?

>discord
>homos
You're just asking for drama.

So no luck in talking with nice people :(

[spoiler]i have sucked cock

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I wish there was an easy, drama-free way to meet international, cute boys over the internet.

Did it taste good?

Snälla sug min snopp

Answer

>a dream about fighting Saitama and holding my own, but eventually I ended up getting kicked so hard I broke the sound barrier and I disintegrated
>a dream about hitchhiking in Mexico, and meeting the broest bros that have ever bro', making me wish I could stay there forever.
>a dream about taking a bunch of orphans under my wing and raising them in the countryside
>a dream about uppercutting various Australian wildlife
>a dream about joining a Gold Rush-era Native gang up in the Rockies, with a feather jammed in my hair, beating up what little people pass by there and stealing their loot, getting each of us set for life when we sell it; and I was anachronistically riding a loud-ass Harley at the end for some reason
I don't dream much, but when I do, damn.

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got you covered

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I bet this guy gives best blowjobs

Yea. I've also a lucid dreamed about being a loli and lying in bed with tens if cocks around me rubbing me everywhere while I licked and fapped them.

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ohgod i fucking love cokc yesyesyesyes i LOVE penis, when my mind rests upon the phallus my entier body is STIMULATED with the thought of such a LONG and FIRM object

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brb signing up for yoga classes

Yea but not till later

Be my bf

no, i never dream, only act irl.

based

based

>Jeez, all Texans really are gaybois
All texans are gaybois yet I somehow can't find a bf

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try my mouth yourself

based and cockpilled

I gave a horse a blowjob once

lucky, did you swallowed it?

I woke up before the horse could cum on my face, probably got way too exited for a dream.

Always wanted wake someone up like that

>not a single portugays post
Surprising

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How do I get a bf like you?

Delete that.
I killed that little fucker