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she wants to fugg

Gun sluts are superior.

Can't feel my hurty tooth no mo
I have a 3.8 GPA in computer science and I like family guy clips on you tube

she wants to laugh at your small penis

Just urinated

Clear, I hope

i got melanin

...

I wish I had enough income to pay people for doing the things I don't want to do and don't require my presence so I can have even more free time

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I pop melatonin to sleep

wish i had cancer

my sister works at a hotel and she says they get a lot of polish tourists i wonder if some of them are jewish qts

awful thread so far, keep it up

tell her to pinch them with pins covered in hiv positive blood

if hillary runs again 2020 will you vote for her?

wish i had hiv

im a bug chaser now

>read a news headline about the UK or the EU
>suddenly a wave of relief washes over me as I appreciate the fact I was born in the new world instead of the old one
truly we are blessed

Mexican posters are pretty based

old world needs to burn

have a hole in my undies right where my taint is, which lets me stroke my greasy taint hair with ease

bitch niggas

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homosexual whore

I miss my friends.

kys

We are now your friends
Thoughts?

im your friend bb

im here for you

What's your endgame?

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How u guys doing

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How do we increase racial tensions?

soebdoyu play fortnite with me

im mavQ4 (i think´9

>fortnite

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you can see the ones on the left have been in display for years

pathetic

Dude I remember the nick at nite lineup from when I was 13
youtu.be/iL6tbu1Blzs
And like, home improvement, and then I think Urkel
That was classic

me in the shirt

remember when buzzfeed quizzes were the rage

we must bleed wh*tes on the streets

Fran Drescher was my first real crush tbqh. In retrospect, she's probably why I have my Jewess fetish

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one of my favorite shows is the nanny

Best jewess incoming

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Why do "Asians" draw themselves with unnatural hair and eye colours?

Because Asians are fucking ugly lmao

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>sex is real and people do this
Can't Fathom this

Funny thing is all of those are british

They've always done that

I've taken the FF7 pill

I love this game

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All I had to do was install tinder, work through lefts and rights for two days, do some boring small talk, pretend I care, go pick them up, watch capeshit, and then sex

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---BANGER ALERT----

youtube.com/watch?v=999RqGZatPs

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I've banged 4 girls, maybe 1 wasn't mentally ill

Become a neet

Now take the FF6 pill
Best game in the series

absolutely fantastic album
youtube.com/watch?v=7mrI2xtkEMA

would not recommend doing this

I miss Scott Pelley on the CBS evening news.

I've become so desesperate that I would fuck anything

>When I was a young man I was full of blanl and desire.
Man, I wonder sometimes if I have some sort of heart problem.
I think someone should have stepped in and notice that "hey, you have NO energy for a teenager" and gotten me checked out.

Woah
It's almost like it's a cartoon.
Jesus you niggers are dumb

Would you fuck bp?

You're fucking stupid

bp?

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GOOD taste lad.

Boy pussy nigga boy pussy

boipucc

stupid fucking faggot shut the fuck up and dont (You) or @ me ever again

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Am I gay if I fapped once to gay porn when I was 15

>americans UNIRONICALLY believe that god gave them their rights and not the government
holy shit

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>she's probably why I have my Jewess fetish
are you me

yes, your soul has been permanently tainted, sorry bud

>all those are british
>Nero
>BRITISH
HMMMMM

am i gay if i fap to gay porn once every week

But I don't find men attractive I was just curious

You do, though

nah you're a faggot now, no take backsies

>start humming catchy ISIS nasheed
>mom asks me what it is

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I trust sky daddy over the incompetent American government

My children will be Jewish if I get my way tbqh

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if i was the owner of this site all canadians would be banned permanently

>be australian
>wake up covered in spider webs because the damned aracnids have gotten in the shack again
>fortunately its 103 outside(it is winter, after all), so I sweat off in an instant
>go to the loo to take a shit, damned crocodile is still plugging up the john
>walk out into local desert to poo in the brush, forget to watch for scorpions
>take a tail right up the goobersmooch
>chinese tourists are there to capture it on camera, bloody slants
>waddle back into shack sobbing, fire up internet
>an hour later, finally connects to the internet
>find an american thread, post le golden fac, upload
>file too large for 86kb internet, have to resize
>cut it in half in paint, reupload
>post successful!
>mutter to self "you done good, bruce, ya done good" while sipping a fosters
>collapse and die from heat stroke
>asians move in to my shack before mum can even get me a casket

but dude weed

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>california

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girlfriend in the bathroom in tears and my mouth feels like it's on fire
may have made the chili too spicy
three Carolina Reapers and all those spices may have been too much but the chili is too good to not eat

brehs...

Smh white can't handle that hot shit nigga

i dont get it
whites hate spicy food but they also make all the spiciest stuff
what gives, my niggers

I like north carolina, i really do, but i'm a goddamn traitor
If I could choose to do itnover again in vermont I think I would

She's not white though
My scalp is sweating but I continue eating the chili

guys i need a gf

>Drescher with mad mommy vibes
>loli Madeline Zima
my little prepubescent dick loved that show

masochism

>having a nigger gf

yikes

why the fuck are you doing that?