Culture Pals /cp/

ANIME IS SHIT :D :D :D AND PONIES #YOLO edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(ew) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?
Sign up at:
www.interpals.net

Website with pastas and scripts:
Https://culturepals.github.io/

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw
qtcrawler

script:
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7
javascript, tampermonkey/greasemonkey extension for the betas
Q: Do the scripts work?
A: Nope.

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First for meeting an inter pal tomorrow

s-story?

noice, tell us more

No big story.
We were buddies on-and-off for about three years and decided to meet up while they visit my area.

oh well, I'm off to bed folks. don't let this thread die too

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is this buddy of the same gender or gril?

Opposite gender but not my qt.

>some BR messages me
>look at the messages but dont reply immediately because i was in the middle of a vidya
>after 5 minutes he calls me a snob and i think he blocked me

???

On the bright side you dodged a bullet.

>Opposite gender but not my qt.
the plot thickens
have fun later :)

finally hooked up with qt thicc girl I met on interpals. now what?

did you enjoy it? if so do it more

it was a one time thing because her parents were out of town. college is starting soon anyways. I have pics though

is she hot?

Remember Indianola? Now that was a good tripfag. I remember one time he created a script to view qts profiles... those were the days.

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yeah. I wont she her face though

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wtf u better start trying to get with her more often u lucky son of a bitch

Is that a Mexican lol

>sometimes bleeding from throat
>throat hurts because I had a cold on 29 june
>all this because of a tonsillitis
Fuckin HELL

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Morning

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It's not bad to drink on a hot day

I'm going out, you nerds better not let this die

I'm here bud

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lads.

>Get Hitler youth haircut
>Realize how abnormally long my head is

working without a kpop gf

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living without a kpop gf

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Post haircut

For the koreaboos
The foreigner got rejected just because he couldn't speak Korean.
youtu.be/XQOQI1z6Zyk

>rejecting someone you're not gonna be able to talk to properly
Must say I'm stunned

>message girl
>hey
>ask question

>get a hey back
>no answer
okay

What made you drop a qt lads?
>talks about ex bf
>has a poop emoji cushion
>says she loves history but hasn't heard of the cold war (not even her language's word for it and she's from an Eastern bloc country)
>doesn't play any games except for league of legends

imgur.com/a/uvZudQ5

Need to wait at least three weeks before it looks normal

I am learning Corean :)

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Remind me why are so many girls obsessed with korea and the language on interpals?

Anybody have korean fake profiles? How easy is it to get nudes?

>the instant regret as soon as he takes off the mask and turns out to be good looking

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nothing can, if they are boring or autistic but you think you can get something from them then just tow them along

short messages and asks nothing

>russian GF
nice

>chink GF
not bad

>poo GF
no thanks

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>Bet you can blow a balloon really well!
CHEEKY

Who makes these videos it's so weird
It's like that jap guy who goes around asking if the women want to fuck foreigners

what's wrong with you

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you may not like it but kpop is a thing among teenage girls/normies and the site is for them ;)
youtu.be/aT8qKjOvAK4

There was some Dutch guy here a few months ago that was blackmailing some Turkish milf

Yeah I just don't get why. Maybe cause I'm in my thirties.

It's just scary how easy it must be to get smut from so many gullible teens.

>30s
WEW

Hello lads, been a while
Lazy biking my way around my town with the gentle breeze blowing... feels good

Hi dad :^)

Wut up?????

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I felt old being 20 thank god for grandad here

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There's quite some people around 28. Titman was 42

Niggers, I'm 31 not 39

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rip in peace titman :(

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Infinite milk

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You feel old yet?

Passed all my exams, leaving for the South of France in a few days, just chilling on the river banks next to my home
Saw a heron (however it’s written) earlier

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Bugger’s still around actually

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Eh, my back hurts a bit from shite posture but I look a lot younger and feel similar.

tick tock daddy. tick tock.

tick tock suck my cock
I love it when you call me daddy, you brown cunt.

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>but I look a lot younger and feel similar.

k grandpa

Lads who is this indian guy anyway? He seems to be a chronic shitposter in an otherwise jolly banterful thread.

Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy (Hey, what up girl?)
Grab my glasses, I'm out the door; I'm gonna hit this city (Let's go)
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back
I'm talking pedicure on our toes, toes
Trying on all our clothes, clothes
Boys blowing up our phones, phones
Drop-topping, playing our favorite CD's
Rollin' up to the parties
Trying to get a little bit tipsy
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'm-a fight
Till we see the sunlight
Tick-tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'm-a fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick-tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no
Ain't got…

youtu.be/iP6XpLQM2Cs

>2010
Huh, thought it was even older.

Psyched about the match tonight, mate? France V Belgium has to be some enmity there no?

>t. Mr. “Tick tock suck my cock” Monegasque
The Jolly Archbishop of Banterbury

Grandpa is angry!

lurk moar, daddy. there are 4-5 indians here.

Yeah felt older didn’t it? Used to watch music videos on Sunday mornings as a kid so I still remember a few

The game will be great fun ! (Or should be at least) I’m going to watch it in Paris with some mates.
Obviously the Belgians have this kind of love-hate inferiority complex towards France but it’ll be a rather friendly encounter, much like rivals I reckon
Who are you supporting?

I can't tell if you're bantering or genuinely making fun of me now. Getting too old for this shit.

fuckin' whippersnappers

Was a bit of cheeky banter lad, nothing serious haha

Shit, they're handing out internet connections in the shanty towns now? :^)

Cool stuff, man. Enjoy! yeah I have a half belgian friend who said almost the same thing. There's a sense that 2you may not be french but you're ok cause pseudo-french" and the Belgians want to give them whatfor. It'll be really fun to watch.

I personally am siding with England overall but I want France to win this so I can get a dope England V France final. Each the other's nemesis for hundreds of years.

that said, I was in Lourdes in 1998. I was 11 and the supposedly holy pilgrimage site turned into a warzone when you won the cup. Bonkers fucking party.

>unlimted calls for 3 months
>1.5 gigs of 4G data every day for 3 months
>7 usd( mobile data)

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Cheers m80, I’m supporting both England and France since I’m a half half mutt.
An England-France final would be a derby to me hahaha, it’d be absolutely bonkers if it happened (and I’d love to see it)

Yep, both England Belgium and France are very good at celebrating so it’ll always be a blast to be in one of those countries if they win a world cup !

how much are you paying, old man? $70 usd per month? jej

Yess, I'm actually considering flying up to London to party if they win.

>been talking all day all weekend with my br qt
>don't want to go to sleep
>just want to keep talking with qt
>but qt must sleep too, convince her to go to sleep, she promises she'll wake me up with more messages
>somehow i fell asleep
>wake up
>15 messages, 3 audios and 2 pictures

I love this girl, i can't wait for her to come here

Still no brown gf lads

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tfw no kpop gf :(

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I know that feel

>tfw no br qt

>tfw no slag uk qt

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Went cycling myself today, cheeky little ride along the canal

If we win London will be immense, people flooded the streets and shutdown main roads just when we got to the semis lmao

I could never handle living in a country that cares this much about favelaball.

>I could never handle living in a country that cares this much about favelaball.

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>I could never handle living in a country that cares this much about favelaball.

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Not caring about soccer doesn't mean I'm a neckbeard who hates sports friend.

>I could never handle living in a country that cares this much about favelaball.

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>Not caring about soccer doesn't mean I'm a neckbeard who hates sports friend.

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>Not caring about soccer doesn't mean I'm a neckbeard who hates sports friend.

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Come back to me when your sport has real injuries rather than a guy tripping over the air and acting like he stepped on a land mine and maybe I'll take it a little more seriously

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My cousin's (and their boomer dad) play ice hockey. It's ok.

Some chinky from my uni I haven't talked to in like 8 months just messaged me saying it's coming home.
Cringing pretty hard desu

ice hockey is for faggots.
field hocky >>>faghockey

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Poo hockey is worse

t. fagberto

shut up guys, this world cup became good again after Nerman and his part-time diver squad went home

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